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May 1 tragedy! Mary's new film only took 356 1 10,000 at the box office in three days, so it's useless to book it in Shen Teng. what do you think?

"This is not a comedy, it is an insult to comedy." "Key point face, this also dare to say that rewritten sakaguchi's novel? Treat China audiences as three-year-olds or mentally retarded? " In addition to Jia Ling's 5.4 billion movie box office and her title of "New Comedy Queen", the former Comedy Queen was badly stumped.

At the box office of the movie, he was sentenced to death after three days of release, and the user evaluation was the worst at the box office of the May Day movie. This seems to be a sign. Mary-the robber of sunshine. Known as the most crowded May Day in history, from Zhang Yimou's On the Cliff to GG Bond, a total of 10 movies were released.

These works, including My Love, which became popular in China, I want to see you, Secret Visitor and so on for several years, as well as the representative work Catch the Dragon and Tiger, are all literary feature films on a large scale, but surprisingly, high flyers Mary was "scared away" by the sales market long ago in the May Day exam when millions of soldiers crossed the river.

Thief of the Sunshine is a comedy feature film directed by Li Yu and starring Mary and Song Jia. After the release of the new film, it was pushed 800 miles away, and only 22.43 million films were made at the box office on the first broadcast day, and the number of films was decreasing day by day. Even GG Bond didn't pass the exam, and even the hole of Godzilla vs, which had been put for 40 days, was easily chopped off.

The total box office in the first three days was only 356. 1 10,000. Understand that "My Love" has earned 540 million yuan, and the box office of "Above the Cliff" has also broken 400 million yuan. Most of the exam results of "The Thief of Sunshine" have been declared dead. It became the second bloody case at the box office in May 1 day after True Three Kingdoms. As a result, film director Li Yu dragged out the famous Japanese writer Kotaro Isaka, the creator of the original novel, and boasted about the rainbow on his social network. The mainstream media are also crazy about the sense of existence, and even brush a lot of marketing promotion every day.

Shen Teng, the co-star, also fulfilled his promise and generously made a charter flight for Mary, taking advantage of this dying film to try to bring her back to life. However, several interactions between the stars and the reflection of the mud cow into the sea have long shown that this kind of shaking is undoubtedly after falling into the river, which is of no help. You know, none of Mary's works in recent years are so miserable.

"Shameful Iron Fist" won 2.2 billion thanks to its master, and "Call Crazy" featured 640 million singers. Even "Born Against the Current", a small cross-border marketing screen, has achieved a broadcast volume of 2.5 billion, which can be said to be in one step and live up to the reputation of the news media as "the queen of comedy". However, the success of this film marks the first step of Mary's box office failure. Whether the "broken window effect" will be turned on in the future may be a big puzzle for Mary.

User evaluation is of course the crux of getting this dumb test result. "Thief of Sunshine" scored only 4. 4 points, the malicious bad review rate of one or two stars is 66.7%, which is the first in the May 1 user evaluation. Moreover, when this film was released, the film invited many "big red envelope film critics" to brush the test results for half a day with five-star praise. Before the screening, the rainbow fart was basically blown to the sky, but after the screening, it was still bloody and I couldn't bear to look straight.

Open the evaluation page, all the comments of the former gods are malicious bad reviews, and even some netizens found a trace of anger between the lines. It seems that after watching this film, all the May Day holidays have been defiled. As mentioned earlier, The Robber of Sunshine often appears upside down, which is also the direct cause of box office failure, but it is not funny at all.

As a work starring Mary, the film focuses on "comedy" in the film promotion. Basically, all news releases are closely centered on comedy, and the loudest propaganda slogan is "sunshine robbers, take away your unhappiness". Loud and direct slogans, coupled with colorful contrasts and funny character models in the preview, give people a vivid impression of "hilarious comedy".

In my downtown area, the local cinema even put the poster of "The Thief of the Sun" in the most conspicuous position. As a related employee, I have drafted it into a comedy film, which is comparable to Mahua FunAge's team. At this time, as long as you walk into the cinema, you are in a relaxed and happy mood, hoping to laugh proudly. As a result, as soon as the movie started, the audience began to be tortured by a short story that I don't know why for nearly two hours.

It is also a "happy family" and an "unfortunate robbery". This film is based on Kotaro Eban's novel collection of the same name. It is a fairy tale born in a big city. The overall theme tends to be realistic, even a little crazy. It describes that Song Jia's "Zhang Xuemei" lost his daughter Nana, who used to be a tiger in a wildlife park, so Zhang Xuemei looked for "Sunshine" (played by Mary) in a pet company, and then,

The film director's photography style in the play is endlessly dedicated to Weiss Anderson. The interface is extremely symmetrical and the color is saturated. Although there is suspicion of picking on people's teeth, I also have some experience in the display level. As we all know, the hasty interface reflects the lack of content, which was not very funny at first. If a movie with comedy as its selling point is not funny, it's hooliganism.

As a film that has become the only comedy film on May 1 ST, compared with other comedy films with many jokes, the jokes of "The Thief of the Sun" are all beef and mutton in a famous brand of spicy beef noodles, and they are rarely fake. Most of it is the burden of everything, and sometimes it flashes by without you even noticing that it tells a joke.

This film shows that there is no burden of deep memory. I think I am a person with a very low laugh, but the whole process is also confused and thorny, and sometimes I even feel that I am watching the Spring Festival party. Not very funny. According to the setting of Fairy Tales, the story is also about finding the heart. Zhang Xuemei's daughter Nana was taken away by the rich. All the short stories are about the sun taking Zhang Xuemei to rob Nana, pulling it over, going back to the past, pulling it over, going back to the past, and finally getting together as a family, which is extremely boring.

The subjective factors of the role are also very funny. Zhang Xuemei's deep friendship with tigers and lions originated from Nana's premature death after birth, but Zhang Xuemei moved her and saved her. Since then, they have been inseparable. A little resurrection, medical fairy today. In order to attract his mother's attention better, Sun has developed the habit of lying since he was a child. As a result, once a liar was kidnapped, and her mother ran across the road to save Sun better, so Sun always felt guilty, and her bad feelings were hard to break.

This is such a confusing story. If the overall theme is consistent, it can also make the audience believe for a while, resulting in a unique and independent sense of faith, such as Hollywood movies "Big Fish" and "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button". Even if it is ridiculous, it is enough to be established in the case that all writing management systems are designed to build a ps pen.

Strangely, the film director wants to keep a low profile again. The story has long gone with the wind, and Li Yu will add a lot of old hen soup to the play. Basically, every once in a while, the characters need to speak a long section of classic lines, and it seems that they are insisting on using classic lines to improve the quality of the film to a higher level. what do you think?