What is the most embarrassing thing that happened when I went to my mother-in-law's house?

My mother-in-law is a single woman. Ten years after her father-in-law died, she is still unmarried. I think it's strange. The first time I went to my mother-in-law's house with my girlfriend, I was completely stunned when I saw my mother-in-law. When I arrived at her house, my girlfriend didn't introduce me, just told me to sit casually, and then I went back to my room to change my slippers. My mother-in-law smiled and handed me a plate of fruit. I quickly got up and thanked her. My mother-in-law is younger than my girlfriend, probably because single women like to dress themselves up. I looked around her house and found no one, but I didn't believe that it would be my mother-in-law standing in front of me, because she was really young and dressed in fashion.

My girlfriend changed her slippers and went out to buy food. I asked to accompany her. She said, "The vegetable market is near the downstairs." She'll be right back and let me watch TV at home. There are only me and grandma at home, but I'm not sure if she is my mother-in-law, so I was silent and the atmosphere was really embarrassing.

Later my mother-in-law asked me how old I was. I replied that I was 25 years old. I also asked her how old she was. She smiled and said, let me guess. I can only say, "About my age." My mother-in-law smiled. She asked me who was older, and she was still my girlfriend. In order to respect women, of course I said, "My girlfriend is old." My mother-in-law asked me again, "Do you know who I am?" I definitely said, "You are my little aunt". My mother-in-law was stunned first, and then looked at me and smiled. I laughed silly with her, and then I asked curiously, "Where did your mother go?" My mother-in-law smiled and said, "Are you afraid to see her?" I smiled awkwardly.

After my girlfriend came back, I heard her call her mother and ask her to help with cooking. I thought I heard wrong, so I whispered to my girlfriend, where is your mother? Is she sleeping? My girlfriend also paused, and then said, "Didn't you just talk to my mother?" "What did you talk about?" I said awkwardly, "Then tell me that your mother is my little aunt."

Seeing my embarrassment, my mother-in-law smiled and said to my girlfriend, "Your boyfriend is so stupid."

My family and my wife's family are neighbors and have always had a good relationship. The fence in the middle is less than two meters high, and next to it is my daughter-in-law's bedroom.

Since my wife and I haven't announced it yet, we usually date secretly.

One night 12 o'clock, I climbed over their wall and went to my wife's house. Their dog is very familiar with me. He doesn't bark and is very excited. I went straight through the window to my wife's room. Just after taking off my coat and shoes, my mother-in-law pushed the door and came in, scaring me to jump out of the window and go back over the wall.

I don't think I saw who I was. My mother-in-law yelled at me for jumping into my house. She quickly woke up her father, thinking that someone had come to my house and called my parents. I was deceived at that time, and the whole family was looking for that person. Father also came in and asked me if I heard anything, but I said I didn't know. My daughter-in-law and parents thought it was out of our fence.

That night, I saw my daughter-in-law. There was a light in the bedroom and a light in the window. Her parents didn't come out of my wife's bedroom until after 4 o'clock.

The next afternoon, her mother came to see my mother. I don't know what to say. Her parents eat at my house in the evening. My parents asked me to go out for dinner several times, but I didn't go out. I dare not go out, and I dare not go out. It's embarrassing. I really want to find a hole brick in it.

I called to ask my daughter-in-law how your mother suddenly came in. My wife said that she heard the dog jumping around and thought that another weasel was coming to bite the chicken. I saw the light in my wife's bedroom on, so I came in to help my daughter-in-law turn off the light. Finally, I saw that my coat looked a little familiar. I had seen it somewhere before my wife admitted it was me.

I finally became my wife.

My wife inherited her mother-in-law's genes. Except for her youth, she is the same as her mother in height, appearance and fatness. As the year is approaching, the mother and daughter meet to go to the beauty salon together. At first glance, the hairstyle comes from the same master, the popular bobo head. On the third day of the first month, the family dressed up and went to the mother-in-law's house to pay New Year's greetings. In order to get something suitable for my taste, my wife tied on an apron as soon as she got home and was busy with her mother-in-law's kitchen. When I set off fireworks with my children, I went in alone to see when to hold a banquet. When my wife was busy with her back facing out, she ran over and kissed her face gently. As soon as she looked back, oh, my god! What about my mother-in-law? As a result, my mother-in-law giggled like that innocent person, and I didn't know what to do there. Afterwards, I learned that my mother-in-law casually said, girl, this dress of yours is really beautiful. My wife changed on the spot, and my mother-in-law had to put it on. What happened to me at that meal? Except for the old father-in-law with a straight face, a table of people looked at me while eating! ! ! ……

Text/Zhu Ge

The two most embarrassing things happened when I went to my mother-in-law's house, and I still have mixed feelings when I think about it now. I feel ashamed ... What happened? Listen to me slowly.

My wife inherited the excellent genes of my father-in-law and mother-in-law, and she is very beautiful. My father-in-law is also a handsome guy with a pistol, and my mother-in-law is a famous beauty in Shiliba Village, Fiona Fang. In addition, the relationship between father-in-law and mother-in-law has always been very good, both of them are not old, both are very fashionable and follow the trend. Then something happened!

I clearly remember that my wife and I went back to my mother-in-law's house without saying hello in advance that summer. An embarrassing thing happened to our unexpected guests. We saw a scene that we shouldn't have seen-that was at night, my wife opened the door and found no one, so we pushed open the door of her parents-in-law's room: there was no light, the room was full of red candles, there was soothing music, and her parents-in-law were sitting and drinking red wine with goblets. Surprisingly, my mother-in-law is wearing a stewardess uniform, black socks and a head. My father-in-law only wears underwear. How embarrassing!

Embarrassed, we hurried out of the room and returned to the living room. I whispered to my wife, "Your parents are having a good time." She blushed and got angry. "Get out." After a while, my parents-in-law got dressed and came out, looking a little unnatural, especially my mother-in-law, very embarrassed. Why didn't she say hello in advance when she came back with a smile? ...

It was my first time to spend the New Year at my mother-in-law's house, so my wife's family, relatives and friends all went, and many people met my new son-in-law for the first time. I always eat big fish and meat during the Spring Festival, which leads to indigestion and gastrointestinal discomfort, so something happened, and I feel extremely embarrassed and ashamed to think about it. What happened?

It was New Year's Eve, and many relatives came to my mother-in-law's house, about a dozen people. At noon, when everyone was eating together, my stomach began to protest-a fart for a while, and it was so loud that I couldn't hold it! In front of my wife's dozen relatives! I wanted to hug at first, but I really couldn't! The terrible thing is, I didn't succeed in trying to suppress my fart! It's all bullshit. It's played every few tens of seconds, thirty or forty times! !

At that moment, in the face of the incredible strange eyes of my wife, family and relatives, I really wanted to find a crack in the ground! What a pity! My wife later said that my face was redder than a monkey's ass, and I had never seen it so red after drinking. Fortunately, my wife is smart and soon wakes up from being forced. She quickly explained that I had a bad stomach yesterday, which was a relief for me and gave me a step down. I feel embarrassed every time I think about it afterwards. What a pity!

Text/Zhu Ge

Many people question me and always say that I make up stories.

So I won't make up a story today, but tell a true story to prove that I occasionally tell the truth!

I talked about my wife myself.

So the first time I came to the door, I took my dad.

My dad usually drinks well. Take your time with the liquor, there is a catty.

Because my father-in-law lives in Shangqiu, Henan, the local wine is very strong.

So I told my dad in advance that when I got to the place, I had to push myself away and not drink.

My dad waved his hand and said, "How can I go to someone else without drinking at all for the first time?" Don't worry, son, I know it very well. "

When I arrived at my father-in-law's house, my mother-in-law was cooking. My wife, brother-in-law and cousin are talking to my father. After all, hundreds of kilometers apart, language communication is still a bit difficult. I'll do the translation.

The dishes were served, and the old father-in-law came back from the outside riding the 288 bar. There is a box of twelve bottles of bulk liquor in the back seat.

The father-in-law unloaded a box of wine on the table, took it out and poured four glasses of wine into a disposable plastic cup. I've been there alone once before, and I know I don't drink. As for why I didn't drink, it was after a classmate gave me a drink and lay under the table. )

In a town in Xiayi, Shangqiu, there is a habit of drinking. Let's have a big unity first. So the father-in-law, brother-in-law and cousin all raised their glasses and necks.

My father looked at the 225% white wine in a plastic cup (four cups in a bottle) and felt a little scared. But when I saw that they had all done it, I had to bite the bullet and do it.

Next, my brother-in-law will pay tribute to my father. At this time, my dad said that we can drink, but can we drink half a cup slowly?

Brother-in-law didn't understand what my father was saying, so he agreed to take charge. Lift your neck and drink the wine in your glass.

When the father saw his brother-in-law doing this, there was nothing he could do but bite the bullet and do it.

Put down the plastic cup. I haven't put a bite of food in my mouth yet. Cousin's cup came up again.

My dad quickly swallowed his meal, pushed my arm away and quickly translated my words to them!

I am also afraid that he will look pale after drinking too much, so I advise everyone to drink slowly.

My cousin is young, and Mandarin is OK. He repeatedly said that my proposal was right. However, as a junior, he must propose a toast to this first cup, and my father can drink half a cup. Say that finish a back neck, plastic cup is empty.

My father thinks I made a mistake in translation and stared at me. Then I managed to finish the third cup.

At this time, my father-in-law's cup was lifted. Before my father could speak, my father-in-law took my hand and said, "You told your father that my stomach is not good. This first cup must be respected." This cup is finished. I'll drink it slowly and let your brother-in-law and cousin accompany your father. Translate! "

I translated this passage to my father who was playing Tai Chi in distress situation. My father said that my father-in-law was right. This time, I confessed. I did it myself without waiting for my father-in-law.

Just then, my mother-in-law just brought a dish. Seeing that the lap was over, I picked up the plastic cup and poured myself a cup.

My father stood up and thanked my mother-in-law for raising her glass. As soon as I drink, people pull me to help him go to the bathroom.

I thought he was going to throw up, but as soon as he walked into the yard, he fell asleep snoring.

Where can I live when I am thin? Call my cousin for help. Help my father sleep in his room.

The next morning, my dad strolled to the collection hall alone and bought a dozen exquisite wine glasses as gifts for my father-in-law.

The first time I went to my mother-in-law's house, it was the Spring Festival after my engagement, on the fourth day of the Lunar New Year. Treat me like a guest of honor (qie for three times), set the table early at noon, and my mother-in-law, girlfriend, big uncle's family, and sister H said they wanted to drink some wine after sitting down. I politely refused her to drink less, and my sister H said that I would accompany you to drink less. As soon as I saw it, the lesbians all said that she could drink. I said she would drink less, alas, now think about it.

Let's sit for about half an hour. I drank one or two or five cups, thinking, I won't drink after drinking this cup. No, I haven't finished this cup. My girlfriend's uncle's elder sister, second sister and second brother-in-law are all here. I'm new here and want to have a drink with me. My mother, all four of them drink, so I have to bite the bullet.

Cup after cup, dizzy, I don't know how much I drank, and I don't know how long I drank. My girlfriend's uncle menstruation is here, and so are my elders. They also want to have a drink with me. He has a cup and I have three cups. I have to stand on them. A large table of people pushed cups for a change, and I don't know when and how much I drank. I vaguely remember that there was no wine in the middle and went out to buy it.

As a half-host, my girlfriend and I sent my sister and brother-in-law away one by one. Then I said I was dizzy and my mother-in-law told me to go to bed.

I fell asleep, I was drunk and wanted to throw up! I woke up with a basin beside my bed, and I didn't care. I vomited directly into the basin, vomited once and again, and vomited four or five times in a row, but it was still uncomfortable. Later, I fell asleep in bed. I talk nonsense when I drink. One minute he said there was a plane at home, the next he said there was a traffic light, and he was still cursing the street. My aunt and sister also came to see me specially, only to see me like this, giggling there.

Seeing me throw up so many times, I still feel uncomfortable. My mother-in-law is worried about making honey water and soaking in apple water. Later, I didn't eat much dinner.

I didn't go home at night, slept at my girlfriend's house, and my mother-in-law was open and directly let my wife share a room with me. After midnight, I woke up, went to the toilet, met my girlfriend and did something shameful.

Later, I learned that my girlfriend's family is a big family, and every new son-in-law has to accept the test of alcohol consumption, and the meal is specially arranged. It was that dinner that my girlfriend gave me a frank, reliable and satisfactory evaluation. But it's really embarrassing. It's embarrassing to drink too much and get drunk at my mother-in-law's house.

With my girlfriend, I was a little drunk after finishing the string. My girlfriend insisted that I go to her house. I didn't prepare anything. I didn't take anything. It's the first time to come here so rashly. When I went to that big room, it was a mess. My girlfriend's sister and her brother-in-law are angry. Brother-in-law took the children home and drove to apologize, which was criticized by a large family! !