What is the coldest joke you have ever heard?

Once upon a time, there was a landlord who tried his best to deduct the wages of long-term workers. At the end of the year, he always gives long-term workers some problems. If he can't answer them, he will deduct their wages.

When I was paid this year, the landlord asked the long-term workers such a question: "Do you think how heavy my head is?" The long-term worker said, "Nine catties and fourteen taels, that is, ten catties and twenty taels (at that time, one catty was equal to sixteen taels)", and the landlord said, "No". Seeing that the landlord was cheating, the long-term worker brought a kitchen knife and a steelyard. The landlord was puzzled and asked, "What are you doing?" The foreman said, "Cut off your head and let me weigh it to see if it's nine catties and fourteen taels, and ten catties is short of two taels." The landlord opened his eyes wide and quickly said, "Yes, yes, yes, don't weigh it. You didn't say much about one or two, one or two is not enough. " So he must pay the wages of all the long-term workers.

Recently, I collected some cold jokes to share with you. Remember to be happy every day.

When the child found out that his colleague was hiding private money, the child told his daughter-in-law that he had confiscated 500 yuan. Three months later, my colleague waited for the children to have a holiday, and used the money saved by shrinking diet to enroll the children in three cram schools and two interest classes, and used the remaining money to buy all the exercise books.

I met my friend's daughter-in-law when I was shopping one day. I talked to her for a while and talked about the children. She said that her children were particularly naughty. When she is naughty, I want to hit him. She got angry when she hit Lao Wang next door.

At a class reunion, one of my classmates told me that all people named Ma are awesome. Ma Yun contracted e-commerce, Ma Hua Teng contracted games, Ma Zhe contracted insurance and Ma Rong contracted the green tea industry. So he decided to change his name. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Horse eggs

After dinner, my brother's sister-in-law chatted together, and her sister-in-law was nursing her little nephew. I said to her, you have to change the feed twice, otherwise it will take a long time. Then my brother said three words. . . . Let me see.

Xiaohong likes her colleague Xiao Ming, but she told Xiao Ming's friend Xiaojun not to tell Xiao Li, but Xiaojun told Xiao Li's best friend Xiaoxian, Xiaoxian told Xiao Li, and Xiao Li told Xiao Ming, but Xiao Ming didn't like Xiao Li, but he thought Xiao Li liked him, so he told Xiao Li that he liked Xiaohong, Xiao Li told Xiao Xian, Xiao Xian told Xiao Jun, and Xiao Jun told Xiao Hong that Xiao Ming didn't like her. Now Xiaohong is dizzy. Who should she trust? How's it going? Are you stupid?