Kneel and beg two people to tell jokes.

Premarital woman: You had a girlfriend before? Man: ten years of life and death are two boundless, and I forgot without thinking. Woman: Dead? How did you die? M: At the end of my tether, there are thunder in winter and rain and snow in summer. Woman: Oh, it's a natural disaster. So how did you get here all these years? Man: His face is dusty and smoky, his hands are gray and his fingers are black. Female; Alas, it's not easy. What was your first feeling when you saw me? Man: Suddenly, it's like the spring breeze at night, blowing open the petals of ten thousand pear trees. Woman: (blushing) Is it that good? M: dross is not the essence of beauty, but painting is the spirit. Woman: Flatterer-do you have an ideal? Man: If he becomes Ling at the age of 20, he dares to laugh at Huang Chao for not being her husband. W: What about you ... think about love? Man: But through these clouds, how can I know which corner of the mountain it is facing? . W: Do you like reading? Man: there are twelve volumes of the art of war, with the name of the Lord on them! Woman: Is this cow blowing too hard? You are so talented, why are you still single? Man: Sister-in-law is not married. Lotus seed knows how difficult it is. W: (laughs) If, I mean if, I promise to marry you, what are you going to do to me? Man: A piece of ice heart is in the jade pot! W: Can you promise not to be attracted to other women? Man: Any trouble will cause trouble. My concubine has a deep heart. W: I trust you for the time being, but I'm going to study in America. could you wait for me ？ M: After so many years, it should be a beautiful day in name only. Woman: But ... Man: Alone on the fence, infinite. It's easier to see when it's not! Female: But ... Male: Wangfu River grows long and turns to stone, never looking back! Female; Ok, ok, I'm afraid you ... married woman: after so long marriage, are you still thinking about your ex-girlfriend? M: once the sea was difficult for water, it was always amber. Woman: Then why did you marry me? Man: I don't know the guests in my dreams, but I want to have fun in the afternoon. W: Too many. We are at least husband and wife. Man: husband and wife are birds in the same forest, and they fly separately when the disaster comes. What do you think of our marriage? Man: I woke up and looked at the Chu towel several times, but I was still chilling in my dream! W: Is it that bad? Didn't you say your first impression of me ... man: a beautiful woman is like a spring palace, with only partridges flying around. Woman: That's not true, is it? You should ... man: You used to be dirty and boastful, but now you are extravagant. Woman: All along, my friends wrote to tell me that I didn't believe it, but I didn't expect it to be true! M: What I got from paper felt superficial, and I never knew it needed to be done. W: Where did all your original dreams go? Man: Let's change the floating name to singing in a low voice. Woman: (misty-eyed) You, didn't you promise a piece of Bing Xin? Man: I can't bear to see this thing. It was burnt to ashes. Woman: Aren't you afraid of being laughed at by relatives and friends and reviled by future generations? Man: I'd rather die holding a fragrant branch than being blown into the north wind. W: Should I agree to break up? Man: Broke up or brothers, why do you have to be flesh and blood relatives? Woman: OK, that's enough: premarital communication between men and women: Man: Are you that beautiful? Female: It's still early for evening makeup, and the harem of the Spring Palace is filed (Li Yu's Spring in the Spring Building) Male: Are you still in the ladies' room? W: Before I was alone, I listened to music and drew boats. Man: You are so beautiful, how come you don't have a boyfriend? Female: Spring breeze is a first-class teenager's heart, and I can't help feeling carefree and hate (Zhao Zong's A Cloud in Wushan) Male: Are you kidding me? Didn't you say you have a boyfriend? Female: It didn't matter at that time to continue the frontier, showing tears. Man: Oh, it's over. Are you sad? Female: The past is empty, just like a dream (Li Yu's Midnight) Male: The infatuated woman is heartless. Are you in love with him still? Female: Holding a ribbon in my hand, looking back, I hate Yiyi (Li Yu's Linjiang Xian) Male: (His face lit up) Are you lonely now? Female: When the color enters a tall building, someone is sad upstairs (Li Bai's Bodhisattva) Male: (Can't wait) Can we make friends? Female: (with shame on her face) Luoyang is waiting for you in the spring, and the flowers are flying like cymbals (Ouyang Xiu's "Jade House Spring") Male: (Laughter) Oh, that's good. Do you miss me? Female: I miss you more recently (in the article "Nan Gezi") Male: Shall we have a heart-to-heart drink and tie the knot together? Female: Wu Xu's skirt is blue, and her face is red with wine (Ouyang Xiu's "Jade House Spring") Male: Can you and I be together for a long time? Female: I will stay with Lang for the rest of my life. M: Really? Female: I'm tired for you, when the flowers bloom (text "Little Tears God") Male: ... Female: I miss you and hate spring night (text "More Leakage") Male: OK, OK. Don't get married unless you get married. After marriage: M: (Telephone) Honey, do you miss me? Female: Bambusa bambusa, Bambusa skills, tears send acacia (Liu Yuxi's Little Tears God) Male: (Telephone) Really? Are you kidding? Female: Red candle back, embroidered curtain hanging down, I don't know the dream (text "More Leakage") Male: (Telephone) Really? I miss you too. Woman: I just hope your heart is the same as mine. Don't miss it (Li Chi Ngai (operator)) Man: (telephone) Sorry, honey, I'll be back soon. Female: Moon screen, I hate Yiyi (Mao Wenxi) (I found spider silk when I came back from a business trip) Male: You haven't been married long, how can you get along with others? Female: I'm not here, and Yan Kong is back. This is a negative moment (Ouyang Jiong's three-word order) Male: Do you think I want to go out? Didn't I just scrape food for this family? Female: Yue Ming.