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Aquarius is a very scary person

Aquarius is a very scary person. Is Aquarius scary? In fact, Aquarius people usually look very weak. people, but in fact, their personalities are very extreme, and they are particularly easy to get angry for no reason. Aquarius is a very scary person. Aquarius is a very scary person 1

1. Possessing an almost perverted ability to analyze and identify people

Aquarius has a strong ability to see people. The first level of Aquarius is crazy love. Analyzing a person, from his behavior to his words and deeds, even a small detail, can analyze the other person's entire personality, outlook, abilities, and thoughts step by step. In fact, there is no malicious intent or purpose, it is just instinct and likes to analyze.

When reaching high-level Aquarius, many people no longer deliberately observe and analyze, but can roughly judge the person's personality, ability, outlook and basic style of doing things based on first intuition. And there is basically no misjudgment. In fact, it is an instinct formed from a lot of analysis and judgment in the early stages. If you insist on asking why you think he is this kind of person, then the behavior and language of this person will emerge in your mind, forming an argument, and Aquarius will explain it to you.

The people Aquarius dislikes at first sight are often not really good people because of their own character problems.

2. There are thousands of people with thousands of faces. The me you see is just the me I want you to see.

Aquarius uses its abnormal analytical ability to understand you. After thorough analysis, you can also figure out what kind of person you like, what kind of words you listen to, what kind of outfit you may prefer, and what kind of personality you like. Then, let you see what you want to see. As long as the bottle thinks, you will never see anything else.

So when people around you comment on the bottle together, it may make you feel that you don’t know the same person. Some friends say that this bottle is obviously gentle and caring; some think she is coquettish and cheerful. ; Some have always thought that she is decisive and sharp; others comment that she is weak and soft...

But if someone says that this is schizophrenia, Aquarius will think, no That's wrong, baby, Bottle is just crazy about beauties.

3. Hot and cold, changeable moods, angelic one second, abnormal the next.

Sometimes he is a gentle and considerate little angel to you one second, and the next second he becomes irritated, irritable, perverted or ignores you. This is really normal for a bottle, and it is possible. It was what you said that touched the point of his dislike. Maybe something happened on his side that caused the bottle to switch from the heart-warming mode to the dark mode all of a sudden, and you suffered the consequences.

4. Extreme lack of security

I don’t know why, but many bottles have a huge lack of security. I am also very insecure. I can never fully believe that you will not leave. I feel that you will leave me sooner or later. Even if the other person says I love you many times, you won’t and I can’t believe it.

In fact, most Aquariuses know that they are changeable, have weird tempers, and are different from ordinary people. Sometimes they feel special about this, but if you think deeply, Aquariuses will also be afraid of those dark parts. Who can survive for a long time? You won’t be able to accept yourself like this, right?

5. You think a lot when you are alone

For Aquarius, thinking and rich imagination are absolute characteristics. It is also because of this that they can jump in thinking and know everything. Some bottles that have their own opinions on everything. Late at night, especially late at night, a person's bottle will think about the universe, the world, reincarnation, life and death from self, love, family, and the future. The depth of the bottle's thoughts will become wider and deeper bit by bit.

Sometimes I also think about sad things. The more I think about it, the sadder I feel, lonely and insecure.

6. Active thinking and detachment

This is the characteristic of almost every bottle. No matter what kind of bottle it is, when you chat with him, you will feel why the last second was This topic jumps so far in the next second. Those who can keep up with the jump just hit it off, but can't keep up.... We are not suitable~We are different~

7. Except for themselves, few people can change their opinions or thoughts

Because of years of thinking, repeatedly proving themselves, and then overthrowing themselves, Aquarius people often have their own views and opinions on everything very early on. opinions, and 90% of them are correct. In this case, except for the bottle himself, it is almost impossible for others to shake his opinions and principles. For example, it is extremely difficult to be brainwashed by MLM, and it is even more difficult for others to shake his opinions and principles. It’s easy to brainwash others.

There are usually only two results in arguing with a bottle. First, he convinces you, and second, neither of you can convince the other, each has his own opinion, and then he will not be too close to you. If you want to influence Bottle with your own opinions, or impose your three views on Bottle, Bottle's heart will be like, "You are crazy, I'm afraid you are not sick."

For this reason, many Bottles have a minefield, don't If you try to preach to him or influence him with what you think is the right point of view, not only will your favorability be greatly reduced, but if it is serious, it will directly blow your hair.

Introverted Bottles may complain in their hearts when encountering problems. They have their own thoughts but cannot express them easily. Extroverted Bottles are often masters of debate.

8. Like a madman, crazy. For Aquarius, such words are a compliment.

Needless to say, we are inherently changeable bottles. If you praise us for being gentle and kind, then you really don’t understand the bottle you know. She probably just sees it, what she wants you to see, if it is crazy, insane, schizophrenic, congratulations, you are close to the essence of things.

9. There is a devil living in the psychology of every bottle.

Aquarius is an air sign, changeable and elusive, but almost every Aquarius has unknown bad tastes and even dark places.

When he is kind, he is a warm-hearted little angel. When he suffers from intermittent convulsions, he starts to rub salt into the wound without leaving a trace, making the other person suffer more, and then comforts him.

But when Aquarius wants to be nice to someone, he is really an angel. You will feel that you are the happiest person in the world. How can there be someone who understands you so well. But there are only two possibilities in this situation. One is that I really love you too much, or I don’t love you at all.

If it’s the latter, Aquarius will definitely pull away without mercy, never look back after breaking up, and have a rock-solid heart.

10. As a lover, you should be cautious when approaching Aquarius

Not only do you not understand them, but sometimes, they themselves do not understand themselves. Aquarius is the wind and also a madman. I don’t know what I will do next second.

As friends, Aquarius people are generally very good friends. They are happy and unrestrained, have rich imaginations and active minds, and have excellent problem-solving skills. Normally, they will not give you so many twists and turns. Aquarius is a very scary person 2

In the eyes of most people, Aquarius is a more dangerous and scary zodiac sign. However, it is worth mentioning that not everyone with Aquarius is like this, and this happens only because Aquarius loves too deeply. It is recommended that Aquarius open their hearts more and not be obsessed with the pain in front of them. Get in touch with more broad-minded and cheerful people, such as Leos, Sagittarius, etc., they can bring you the relaxation and happiness you want, help you get out of the current difficulties and hardships, and become a new you.

How terrible it is for Aquarius to be ruthless

Harsh words

Aquarius is very good at thinking, and their language is also very sharp.

If Aquarius has suffered setbacks in relationships, which leads to extreme thoughts, their language will be very mean and will not save the other party any face. And because they are good at thinking, most of the language they speak is Holding onto someone else's sore foot makes it sound very uncomfortable.

Keep a distance

Aquarius is a person with a strong sense of distance by nature. When they don’t like someone, they will behave very Sensitive, especially in terms of maintaining distance, not touching as much as possible. People who don't like him look at him like clouds in the sky. They look very close and reach out but can't touch him. If an Aquarius is ruthless, they will never let the other person get close to them.

A cold expression but a decisive heart

Aquarius likes to understand other people’s inner thoughts. If you are a friend of Aquarius, you will often be asked what is on your mind. But if Aquarius doesn't like it, their hearts will be full of indifference. Even if two people meet unexpectedly on the road, they will turn around and leave with indifferent expressions and determination in their hearts, absolutely not wanting to have anything to do with it anymore.

Refuse to hear any friends talking

Aquarius usually has many friends, because they are cheerful and humorous, and they will cause topics from time to time, but if When they become heartless about a person, when their friends mention this person, they will bluntly say that they don't want to hear it, then turn around and leave. Over time, their friends will no longer talk about this person.

How terrifying is the sudden temper of Aquarius

They don’t have a big temper

Aquarius friends don’t have a big temper, but their emotions are Ups and downs, crying one second and laughing the next. This kind of personality is the same as that of a child. The temper of this child is as forgetful. If something attracts their attention, they will not be angry, so they They are very easy to coax and will not be angry for a long time. If you buy some small gifts or tell a small joke, they will become happy immediately. Being with them will make you tired at all. Aquarius is a very scary person 3

People often say that Aquarius is scary because Aquarius people react quickly, like to think, and are very independent. Aquarius people are very rational, and sometimes they even hurt others because they are too rational. Aquarius feels that his presence hinders the other person's future or development, and will choose to leave voluntarily.

Aquarius is particularly good at torturing people, and sometimes they will even get into heated fights with others in front of you, leaving you unable to resist. Aquarius people are very sensitive, and they will do things deliberately to make you pay attention to them.

Therefore, people often say that Aquarius is a very scheming zodiac sign. Aquarius people can always see the people around them very clearly, which is also something that many people find very scary. Aquarius people have an innate ability to guess other people's thoughts. They sometimes insist on their own opinions and ignore other people's opinions.

The strong point of Aquarius: intuitive ability

Although sometimes I feel that Aquarius’s damn intuition has no basis at all, but if you think about it carefully If you think about it, you will find that their intuition seems to be extremely accurate every time, and errors rarely occur. Their intuitive ability is really amazing.

Whenever they encounter something, Aquarius does not need to analyze it as carefully as Capricorn. They only need to listen to their heart and follow the voice of their soul to make the most correct choice. Okay, this is actually quite irritating.

Aquarius will share his intuition with others when he is happy, with the purpose of helping others solve their confusion, but when Aquarius is unhappy, he will not care what others do, even if he treats others Don't say anything if you have a bad intuition about something.