The classic laws of gender are very classic and worth reading.

Slap Law: If a woman slaps a man in front of everyone, everyone will think that the man is at fault.

The law of skill: A woman’s special skill is acting like a baby, while a man’s special skill is lying.

The Law of Suitability: There are very few women that men think are suitable for them before getting married, but there are many women that they think are suitable for them after getting married.

Law of Commitment: A man’s commitment is like an epiphyllum, existing too briefly, making women lament that time flies by.

Judgment Law: Women judge a man by the car he drives, and men judge a car by whether it can attract women.

The Law of Pursuit: After women lose their youth, they begin to pursue taste; after men lose their youth, they begin to pursue other people’s youth.

Law of Charm: An attractive woman has enough willpower to resist a man’s attack and enough charm to stop a man’s retreat.

Dressing laws: If a man wants to capture a woman’s heart, he must not dress worse than her; if a woman wants to capture a woman’s heart, she must at least not dress better than her.

The law of lies: A man’s lies can deceive a woman for one night, and a woman’s lies can deceive a man for a lifetime. Women lie to make you feel better, men lie to make themselves look better.

Law of difference: There is essentially no difference between a boy with acne on his face and a man with age spots on his face.

The law of tragedy: when a man has cigarettes and wine, he has a story; when a woman has money and beauty, there is a tragedy.

The Law of Morning and Night: Women tend to miss men day and night, and men tend to miss women day and night.

The law of control: Women tend to let their emotions control their behavior, while men use their behavior to control their emotions.

Law of Attraction: The way to attract a man is to keep him wanting; the way to attract a woman is just the opposite, to keep her satisfied.

The law of showing off: A truly elegant lady never shows off everything she owns. She does not tell others what books she has read, where she has been, how many clothes she has, and what jewelry she has bought. Because she has no inferiority complex.

The law of sense of humor: As a woman, having a sense of humor does not mean that you can tell jokes, but that you can laugh when he tells jokes.

The law of drama and life: Men regard life as a drama, so they are not surprised by changes; women regard drama as life, so they shed tears when watching a drama.