Who can tell me some super funny jokes? I am always unhappy recently, but don't be cold. . . !

(* _ _ *) Hee hee ... girl ~ er ... um ... I'm not a stereotype. What do you think of the sauce? How about we have an interaction?

Speaking of this, once upon a time, wow, there was a king who was always afraid of death! Howl ~ So I sent a soldier to patrol the door at night. One day, the soldier had a dream that the king met a gangster on the road the next day and was killed! Psst ~ I was a good boy ... so I was loyal to him and told the king. Unexpectedly, the king met a gangster on the road the next day, but … but he didn't die! Hehe ... this soldier, the heart of beauty is full of joy, 1 ~2 ~ ~ Wow, the whole world is flowers. . . He thought the king would reward him. I didn't expect it, but the king put him in prison when he came back! ! !

Hey, why is this?