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If you want five-star praise

Honey, I'm sorry to bother you. Look at the clothes you bought at xxx's house. If you are satisfied, please help me light up 15 star+little red flower to support it. I know it is not easy to find a job with performance appraisal. Please help me. (emoticon)

Hello, this is xxx customer service. There's really no way. A few words of praise will get you off work. I am sorry to call you. Taobao left you a message. Can you help me evaluate and support young people who are chasing dreams outside? (emoticon)

Honey, I'm sorry to bother you. Are you satisfied with the xxx product you bought? The store has recently continued its five-star evaluation, so please. If you are not busy, please kindly give a full score of 15 stars. What you have to do is to light up three rows of 15 stars in the evaluation, please help (emoticon).

Fairy, where are you? The shop is doing activities. Give me a screenshot of it, and I'll reward you with five dollars here. Come on, I'll wait for your parity here.

Is little sister there? The parity of the beloved baby you bought in the store is about to expire. Give me a 3-yuan delay to reward me for a few seconds, and treat my little sister as a bottle of water, okay?