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Bathing and washing dates composition

Students, let me tell you an interesting thing. I was almost wronged because of "washing dates" and "taking a bath" last night.

The thing is like this, I picked two jujubes when I came back from my grandma’s house. When I came back from playing in the square at night, my father asked me to take a bath. I saw the jujubes on the table and wanted to eat them. . My mother told me to wash the dates before eating them, and then she went to the balcony to collect the clothes. I washed the dates and sat on the sofa to eat them. "Tongtong, have you taken a bath?" Dad asked me in the bedroom. I thought he was talking about taking a bath, so I said by the way, "I haven't taken a bath!" My mother just came over and saw me putting jujubes in my mouth to eat. I said loudly: "Didn't I tell you to wash it before eating? Why did you eat it without washing it?" I was really confused. I saw my mother criticizing me, so I quickly said: "Mom, I just "Eat it after washing!" "Oh, hey! These two dates (bath) confused us," my mother said to me with a smile, "Tongtong, this is a joke with homonyms.

Dad asked you about 'bath', but mom thought it was 'wash dates'. These two words are homophones, so be careful in the future! If you use them incorrectly, you will make a joke!" After listening to mom's explanation! , I finally realized that these two bathing parties were really interesting! But it really almost made me feel wronged!