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All the lines of the goddess and the woman man
Jia Ling and Qu Ying: Goddess and Woman Man, Goddess and Woman Man.
Qu Ying: My eyes are big, my nose is small, my legs are long and my arms are S-shaped. My name is Qu Ying.
Jia Ling: I have arms and legs, a nose and a mouth. My name is Jia Ling.
Jia Ling and Qu Ying: Goddess and Woman Man, Goddess and Woman Man.
Qu Ying: I am beautiful. A group of boys are holding me back and forth.
Jia Ling: I'm heartless. A group of boys are trying to break my wrist.
Jia Ling and Qu Ying: Goddess and Woman Man.
Jia Ling: I have never lost.
Jia Ling and Qu Ying: Goddess and Woman Man, Goddess and Woman Man.
Qu Ying: The circle of friends sent a message saying that I was lovelorn. Some people comfort me, some people sympathize with me, and some people are tired.
Jia Ling: The circle of friends sent a message saying that I was lovelorn. No one comforted me, no one sympathized with me, and a group of people praised me.
Jia Ling and Qu Ying: Goddess and Woman Man.
Jia Ling: I will marry anyone who praises me.
Jia Ling and Qu Ying: Goddess and Woman Man, Goddess and Woman Man.
Qu Ying: I went to dinner with my boyfriend. I was ashamed when he fed me.
Jia Ling: I went to dinner with my boyfriend. I haven't fed it yet. I'm finished.
Character setting
The characters in the sketch continue the CCTV hit variety show Happy Street, and Jia Ling still plays the older woman who has no money and no object. She still loves to participate in various programs, and they are all food-eating programs, such as Run, Eat, Eat Today, and Thank God for coming. After being scolded by Jing Li and Sha Yi, "Justice" Xiao Ni (Nick McGrady) became a director and began to add more surprises and reversals to the plot.
Xiao Ni's first instruction was to let Jia Ling say ten "happy", and Jia Lingcong clearly passed the test with the joke "Why are you unhappy?". Since then, Jing Li and Sha Yi have been asked to use various languages to incite feelings and inspire Jia Ling. Later, Qu Ying came to power to teach Jia Ling how to become a goddess.
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