What are the funny classic sentences in Shenteng? Which sentence do you like best?

When it comes to the punch line of domestic comedies, Shen Teng definitely ranks first. I have to admit that in Iron Fist of Shame, the scene where Shen vacates the field is the funniest in the whole film. It's really great to make a domestic comedy like this, with a lot of baggage and stalks, and it's used wonderfully, and I laughed countless times from beginning to end. Although it is the theme of gender transformation, it is not old and vulgar. Mahua FunAge is really skilled, and Allen and Mary are really good. Shen Teng is really wonderful and brilliant. Five stars recommended it. ?

A good comedian can make some boring lines interesting. I'll give you a few words of the whole line he said in the movie, so I can't believe you can't laugh. For example: Big Brother, have you seen the house? Along the subway, in a prime location, five meters high, with huge space and luxurious decoration, I won't discount you for carrying a bag and buying a living room for the balcony! Ma Xiao: A Liang, this is Ma Xiao. Unscrupulous: I am still a clam.

The movie Goodbye Mr. Loser is full of sincerity, and the classics and the original sound alone are worth the ticket price. A lot of jokes are more grounded than Pancake Man. The story is vulgar but not evil, leaving more than a dozen streets in Hong Kong that only rely on obscene jokes. The sensationalism in the second half dragged on a little bit, but it was immediately pulled back by the exaggerated and hilarious performance. Best domestic comedy of the year. There are also many incisive classic sentences in it.

Teacher: You can sleep wherever you sit anyway. Charlotte: Then I want to sleep somewhere else. Teacher: You think you are the headmaster. You can sleep wherever you want. Charlotte: I've been wasting my time, but I didn't expect God to give me another chance to be born again. So, I want to thank God, thank you. Principal: You should thank the school, the teachers and the floor of your class is not high. Another example: Charlotte: Grandpa, are the Ma Dongmei family living in Room 322 upstairs? Grandpa: Ma Dong what? Charlotte: Ma Dongmei. Grandpa: Nothing. Charlotte: Ma Dongmei. Grandpa: What about the horse? Charlotte: OK, Grandpa, please calm down first. Grandpa: OK.