There is a joke that a Chinese, an Englishman and a Canadian go to the desert together, and then they meet an elf who can make a wish. ......

China people, Americans and British people got lost in the desert together. Hungry and thirsty. They walked and walked ~ suddenly they found a bottle ~ ~ they opened the mouth of the bottle. As a result, a demon floated out of it! The genie said, "Thank you very much for saving me ~ ~ To show my gratitude, I can grant each of you three wishes! You say ~ "the Americans robbed it! Said: "First, I will immediately restore my physical strength; Second, I want you to send me back to China; Third, I want money that I can't spend all my life! " The ghost said yes ~ so his wish came true! The British grabbed it at first sight! Said: "First, I will immediately restore my physical strength; Second, I want you to send me back to China; Third, I want to have the most beautiful woman in the world! " The ghost said yes ~ so his wish came true! Now it's just China. What do you want? China people said, "Give me a bottle of Erguotou first!" So he got a bottle of Erguotou. The ghost asked, "What about the second one?" China people said, "Give me another bottle of Erguotou!" He has another bottle of Erguotou. The ghost asked, "Tell me about the third one!" While drinking, China people said, "Hey, it's no fun to drink it by yourself. Please call them over! ！”

So the three of them continued to walk in the desert for a long time! Hungry and thirsty. They walked and walked ~ suddenly they found another bottle ~ ~ they opened the bottle mouth. The result is still a ghost! The genie said, "Thank you very much for saving me ~ ~ In order to show my gratitude, I can grant each of you two wishes!" " Americans and British people say it at the same time ~ we won't say it first this time ~ you should say it first! So China people said, "Give me a bottle of Erguotou first!" So he got a bottle of Erguotou. I immediately drank it ~ ~ The demon said, "Say your second wish quickly! ！” China people dizzy paste said: "hey ~ nothing! You go! ！”