123 jelly joke king

123 jelly joke Wang Yi:

1, a woman said to the doctor: My son always likes to play with sand, make sand food and build sand towers. Do you think he is abnormal? Do you need treatment?

The doctor said: this is normal for a child. ?

Woman:? Yes, my father and I both think so, but his wife thinks he is abnormal and always clamors for a divorce. ?

2. Neighbors:? Lao Li, did I return your ladder to you last month?

Lao Li said angrily, No! ?

The neighbor said disappointedly, what should I do? Now I want to borrow it again. ?

3. doctor:? You can only eat liquid food after the operation. ?

Patient:? Great, I usually like liquid food best. ?

Doctor:? Everyone likes those liquid foods?

Patient:? Erguotou?

4.a said:? My ancestors liked to collect, and my grandfather said that a famous painting handed down by my ancestors was worth millions! ?

B said:? I heard from my father that there is an ancestral jade at home, which is also worth millions! ?

C is silent there. . .

A said:? Why is there no ancestral treasure? ?

C pushed his glasses unconvinced and said:? Who says there is no ancestral tradition in my family? My family has been nearsighted for generations. ?

123 jelly joke king 2:

1. My grandmother lived to the age of 100, so I especially hope that she will carry all her genes with her. Get up every day and look in the mirror for a long time, looking for our similarities, and finally find the biggest similarity? None of them look good.

Both Kai-fu Lee and Jobs like to say: Follow your heart. Translated into Chinese is: cowardice.

3. How to preserve bananas when they are bought? Do you want to hang the banana just because it feels like it hasn't been picked from the tree?

Do you know what is the most anti-aging food? Tangsenghou

5,2011.1.1.11only appears once in a hundred years. . .

6. Lying, just showing off? Smart? ; Lie, but move out? Great wisdom? .

7. First-class teachers rely on personality charm, second-rate teachers rely on academics, third-rate teachers rely on questions, fourth-rate teachers rely on homework, fifth-rate teachers rely on roll call, and last-rate teachers rely on changing roll call methods. ...

8. All along. There is a landlord named Monday, who is cruel and abnormal! Kill my brother on Saturday and Sunday, and betrothed my sister to a cruel landlord named overtime in a neighboring village on Friday!

Not only that, he also runs wild in the countryside every Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday, killing people. His crimes are numerous and outrageous! Let people in dire straits!

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