Joke story Brezhnev mystery

Recommend a super funny joke story about Brezhnev that will make you laugh.

When Brezhnev was on the stage, people generally had the impression that he was a big stupid bear, but to tell the truth, he was not really stupid, at least not as stupid as he looked, otherwise he would not sit at the top of the Kremlin. Actually, he likes thinking. He often quotes China proverbs to comrades working around him, teaching them to be thin if they don't eat meat. Not only that, he also likes guessing, saying it is a good way to develop good thinking habits. Brezhnev set an example and called on all employees working in the Kremlin to test each other every day. At that time, all the people were mobilized to guess the crossword puzzles, which was unprecedented, far less than Mao's call for all the people in China to do broadcast gymnastics every day.

One day, Brezhnev happened to meet KGB leader andropov in the corridor of the Kremlin. Brezhnev was old and looking for a successor. Andropov had already laid down his wishful thinking of becoming a yellow robe, so he decided to try his best to please Brezhnev at the first opportunity. Isn't a guessing game going on now, so andropov took the opportunity to play with him.

Good morning, Comrade Brezhnev! I have a good riddle. Can you guess? My dad's son, but not me. Who could it be? Andropov has a flattering face.

Well, Brezhnev racked his brains and couldn't answer it. This mystery is quite level. Forget it! I can't guess.

My brother!

Hearing this, Brezhnev was right and appreciated it very much. He praised andropov for his cleverness and said that he could consider being the first in the exam in the future. Andropov happily left the topic in heaven.

Not far away, Brezhnev met Gorbachev who came to report his work. Now, he can't resist selling cute stocks and showing off the riddle he just heard from andropov in front of Gorbachev. So he asked, Mikhail, how about you listen to this riddle? My dad's son, but not me. Who could it be?

I didn't expect Gorbachev to be tongue-tied when he made a mistake.

Brezhnev suddenly shouted proudly: Haha, you are so fucking stupid! Don't even know andropov's brother!

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