Jokes about swimming

In midsummer, a beautiful woman went ashore after swimming and went to the pool to change clothes. I don't know if the three-point dress she wore is not too hard. The side rope she tied was broken and her shorts drifted away with the wind. What a shame this woman was scared to disgrace.

Decisively, the woman pulled a sign beside her to block the front of her private parts. But when everyone in the pool covered their mouths and snickered, they bowed their heads and wrote, "It's two meters deep here, dangerous!" "

Hang it all, the woman glanced at another sign next to her and quickly pulled it over to replace it. But everyone in the pool started laughing and looked down. It says, "Business hours are from 9 am to 9 pm, and it is closed on Saturday and Sunday."

This is not bad. The woman saw another sign next to her and quickly pulled it over to cover it. I'm afraid everyone in the pool is choking with laughter. They looked down and it said, "Adults 50, children 30. Group half price. "

Helpless, the woman dragged the last sign on the shore to hide her shame. I looked up and found that everyone in the pool had turned over. But the sign says: "This is a public place, please pay attention to personal hygiene."