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A joke about a wife killing a dog.

The answer is: he likes it.

If Ma Qian of Taishi Company didn't write a biography for Fan Kai, who would have thought that Fan Kai, who was nice to Xiang Yu, was just a butcher?

Wu Kai, Wu Fanren. He took killing dogs as a practical matter and hid himself from his ancestors. -"Historical Records, Biography of Fan Li and Teng Guan"

If Ma Qian of Taishi Company didn't write a biography for Fan Kai, who would have thought that more than two thousand years ago, a butcher married Lv Hou's sister Lv Jia.

He married Lv Hou's younger brother Lv Jia and gave birth to a child. Therefore, he is the closest person among all generals. -"Historical Records, Biography of Fan Li and Teng Guan"

Many netizens have repeatedly asked on the Internet why Liu Bang, an idle man, can marry Bai? I also want to ask, how did Fan Kai, the dog butcher, marry Lu Jia of Bai Fumei?

In fact, it is probably the wishful thinking of netizens to generalize Liu Bang as a Phoenix man. According to the existing historical data, there is only one record that can be used to prove Lv Zhi's beauty, but there is no evidence to prove whether he is rich or not.

In Hanxing, Lu Ezhen was the queen of Gaozu, and the man was the prince. In the evening, she fell in love with Chi, and Mrs. Qi liked her very much. Her son, like several generations of princes, is also included. -Historical Records: Kinship

Sima Qian said that pheasant was later because? Bad color? By who? Archie. Treat. But? Color attenuation? Is it because Lv Zhi is getting older, or is he not old enough? In other words, can Lv Zhi not be beautiful?

You know, Liu Bang loved Miracle until he died, and Liu Bang's love for Miracle lasted at least 10 years. Can we say that Miracle has never been in this decade? Slutty? Really?

Why can Miracle always be favored while Lv Zhi can't? If only from the appearance to explain, I'm afraid it can only prove that Lv Zhi is not beautiful enough.

Similarly, Lu Zhi's sister is not necessarily beautiful.

Lv Zhi married Liu Bang, the nagging leader at that time, and Lu Jia married Fan Kuai, the dog butcher at that time.

As for Pei county magistrate who wants to marry him, he may not want to marry him, but he does.

Lu Kai was very angry with Duke Lu and said? The duke has always wanted to know about this girl. He asked the nobles to be kind to him. If he didn't, why did he make a false promise to Liu Ji? ? -Historical materials: Biography of Gaozu

Pei county magistrate and Lu bus are both good. Duke Lu even moved his family to Pei County because of his friendship. Therefore, Duke Lu and Pei County Magistrate may have been friends for many years, and their ages should be similar. Therefore, Pei county magistrate should marry, and can only be a concubine after marriage.

Whether he was the princess's concubine or the wife of Tingchang, Duke Lu finally chose to be his wife. This is not a common sense choice, is it? Lv Zhi can be the wife of the pavilion owner, and her sister can naturally marry the butcher. Everyone has half a dozen.

As for Liu Bang and Fan Kai, they all succeeded later, and that is another matter. Fan Kai, who kills dogs all day, is fast and powerful. He looks like a tough guy in front of Xiang Yu. Xiang Yu showed fear, which is normal.

Fan Kai is just a dog killer. Why can he marry Lv Hou's sister and make Xiang Yu afraid?