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How strong a kitten is can become a hot topic. What's strange about your cat?

I have a cat named Xiao Hui, a China pastoral cat, which I picked up when I was walking after dinner. Rural people don't care about the lives of cats and dogs. This male cat was thrown away a month after birth. Male cats are not popular in the countryside, and I don't know why.

Right? I found it. It was dark that day, and I didn't walk on the dirt road in the country. A car came from behind, and the headlights hit me, stretching my shadow for a long time. Next to my shadow, there is a small shadow, skipping after me. I was shocked at that time, and I turned around and saw this kitten.

First, it is very powerful.

It should be the first and only person in the village who eats cat food. After eating, I will sleep, wake up and eat, and I will grow up a lot in a few months. He has great strength and bad temper. If I snore at night, he will come out of the nest and hit me in the face until he wakes me up. I think I should disturb his sleep. Now he is a master completely, and he has no gratitude at all, except to beat me and arrest me.

Sometimes they bite me, but they either really bite me or put my hand in their mouth. It seems to be a threat. They should be joking with me.

Second, you will rub your feet when you sleep.

I don't know why, my cat often wakes me up, even after I sleep, it occasionally rubs my feet with its body. If I wake up, it stands on me and looks at me, but it keeps rubbing when I'm not awake, which is quite strange. I didn't find the reason online either.

Not only that, it also likes to lie prone on the keyboard. Every time after work, he will jump on my desk step by step and lie prone on my keyboard. At this time, I have to touch it for more than ten minutes, otherwise it will lie there all the time. Hold it down and it will lie back immediately. Even if it is shut out, it will always scratch the door. After opening the door, it will reluctantly jump on the table and wait for you to touch it.