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Take stock of the classic lines of the chef of the "Flower Pot Party"; A Summary of the Classic Lines of "The Chef of the Flower Pot Party"

1. "My dad said that a person's life, when the wind is smooth, adds up to 20 years at most. A person can live to be sixty or seventy years old without accident. If you are lucky, you can use it, and your life is smooth, but you spend all your money at once and you can't get up later. "

2. The so-called love means that whether you have it or lose it, you will thank God for having such a person in your life. While loving this person, you also begin to love yourself.

3. The human heart is insufficient, the snake swallows the elephant, and things are impermanent.

It's actually easier to cheat a wise man than a fool. Fools should pay attention to details, but the best way to fool smart people is to ignore details! Because he tends to pay more attention to details than you.

Some people will make mistakes by accident and then apologize seriously. Time and time again, they look more innocent than anyone when they make mistakes and more sincere than anyone when they apologize. As we all know, if he truly repents, he won't do it again. Sometimes, when apologizing becomes a habit, making mistakes will also become a habit. People are very contradictory. The more you love someone, the less you want to be cheated by him. Similarly, the more you love a person, the easier it is to forgive his mistakes. Therefore, love leads to deception, deception leads to apology, love leads to forgiveness, and forgiveness condones deception. In the end, it will soon be impossible to tell whether it is love or deception, or that this kind of love itself is a kind of deception.

6. The beauty of smart people's speech is that the same words can make different people understand different meanings.

7. It is important to recognize the reality, but also learn to lie to yourself.

8. It is venting, it is venting anger. No matter who hurts the person he loves, even fate will be destroyed. Even if the outcome is death, we should send the most beautiful funeral and the most beautiful song of the soul to happiness that never belongs to them.

9. To use a person, of course, the stronger the ability, the better. To control a person, it is better to be kind to him than to intimidate him. Torture a person, where it hurts, it is better to be heartbroken. Really hate a person, let him have nothing and be forgotten, which is more enjoyable than killing him a thousand times.

10. Different levels directly lead to the inability to communicate and understand. The so-called three heads are better than one Zhuge Liang, but it is just nonsense to comfort fools. In fact, three hundred heads are better than one, and I don't know what Mr. Kong Ming is thinking.

1 1. People in the world always flaunt fairness, but they are always strong.

12. No matter what the opponent is, people always stand at the top, because they are more cruel than any animal.

13. Don't covet any empty position, don't care about fame and fortune, don't think about honor. You live your life freely and smartly, love someone and do what you want, even if you just sit in a daze, as long as you are happy, your life will not be wasted. If you are unhappy, even if the world belongs to you, you will live your life in vain.

14. Xinghan is like the sea, instantly falling, no longer in troubled times, and its glory is ruined.

15. Some people have been quarreling all their lives, and when quarreling becomes a habit, they feel that nothing belongs to them. And some people have never quarreled in their lives, and nothing matters as a result. Therefore, the contending one is over the top, and the indisputable one is missed ... It can be seen that those people or things missed in this world are not won if they want to fight, nor are they bound to bear if they don't want to fight.

16. These people interpret the word social scum well. Obviously, they are incompetent, have no courage, and have to give some high-sounding reasons to make them look like they were born different, but in fact they can't integrate into the mainstream society and are narcissistic.

17. It turns out that so many things can be figured out in one night, but people are used to making decisions at once, or delaying making decisions, so that they are either wrong or hesitant.

18. Only happy people know compassion, because they know their own blessings, and then they can feel the misfortune of others and sympathize with others.

19. It turns out that the most terrible thing in this world is not to be bad, but to know that you have become a bad person without any anxiety.

20. The more real things are, the funnier they are, because most people live a life that is not so real and too real, and it is destined to be just a joke.