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What are some humorous stories about buying a house?

My girlfriend took a fancy to a real estate, which belongs to a luxury residential area. The price is much more expensive than the ordinary one. I frowned and said I didn't want to buy it.

My girlfriend was very coquettish and immediately lost her temper with me. "I like it here. I won't marry you if you don't buy it. " I turned against you, too. "If you don't tie it, you won't tie it!"

At this time, another buddy who bought a house interjected, "Hello, sister, my name is XX, I am 27 years old and unmarried. I'll buy you a room here, or we can go anywhere? "

I just heard this a few steps ago and immediately grabbed the contract from the salesperson. "buy buy buy buy, I will buy it now, where can I pay!"