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Li Qingzhao's straightforward words

Li Qingzhao's Ugly Slave: "A gust of wind and rain came late and washed away all the light. I cut the spring clothes, but I put light makeup on Ling Hua. The crimson wisp is thin and clear, and the snow is greasy and crisp. Laugh at Tan Lang, the gauze kitchen is cold tonight. "

This poem is about a young woman flirting with her husband on a summer night. It is said that she wrote it the day after she got married. The first sentence is beautifully written. If the word "and" is removed, it will become "a storm came late", which shows my inner desire and excitement, and then I will start to prepare for "washing the light". I stopped the spring, but I put light makeup on Ling Hua. "Then I explained my beauty:" The crimson thin ice is delicate, and the snow is greasy and crisp. "How can such a beautiful young woman not be emotional? More importantly, this beautiful young woman is still "laughing at Tan Lang", which is obviously a temptation. Who can stand it? Finally, "the gauze kitchen is cool tonight. "After the passion, I feel that the mat is cold. When making love, everything on your body is like fire. Who cares about the cold pillow?