Hunan joke

0 1 Guo smashed Tongfu Store in a rage and got lost with the shopkeeper.

Yu Xiang: You can learn if you can't! No one will laugh at you! Do things with your hands, not your mouth. As the saying goes, all talk and no practice. You talk a lot, talk a lot, and you can't do anything. Over time, who will trust you to promote you? Who will give you a chance to prove yourself ... life should be done step by step, and things should be done bit by bit. ...

Man should seek truth from facts

The shopkeeper consoled the sick and the waiter cleaned up the women.

Exhibition Hall: Is Wushu training for comparison? It will come in handy when you really need it. Here comes the robber. You can hit him head-on, Lou.

When you see injustice, you can draw your sword to help. Only at these times can Wushu exert its real power. And the source of this power comes from a healthy atmosphere in your heart. A person, as long as he has this benevolence and righteousness, can be invincible even without martial arts!

[When you learn something, realize the real purpose]

All the people became slaves, and Mo Xiaobei built eight schools.

Scholar: My novel can't have much value or special significance. It is even less likely to be popular. But at least

I can enjoy myself. Most importantly, I know what I should do. What is fame and fortune compared with inner happiness and enrichment?

[Man should be himself]

Chef Li outsmarted my mother, a white thief in a terrible gamble.

Broken finger Xuanyuan: You always say that small gambling is good for feelings and big gambling is harmful to health. I think gambling is gambling, there is no difference between big and small. Because, the winner

Still want to win; Losers want to make a comeback. Once you have sex, you can't control anything. As long as you are on the gambling table, no matter how high or low, you are valuable. No one will stop until they lose everything. So, if you gamble for a long time, you lose!

[Don't indulge in gambling]

05 exhibition red stripes set pickpockets, Guo Furong obsessed with stealing saints.

Zhantang: Do you know why I quit the Jianghu? Because I see through this. What do you mean a thief has a way? It's all nonsense.

Eight roads! A thief is a thief! Thieves are neither good nor bad. Is it chivalrous to steal something and give it away? Take this case as an example. Small as it is, you just flick your fingers. But its bad influence is indelible. Social order is out of order and social atmosphere is corrupt. The trust between people is gone in an instant! If these are the so-called justice, I would rather not have this stolen justice.

[No theft]

06 Yang Huilan competed to recruit a husband, and Li Dazui played tricks to kill evil spirits.

Yu Xiang: Courage and recklessness are not the same thing at all. Let me tell you a story. I have a cousin who grew up with a big brain.

Others said that he was afraid to ride a horse after drinking. I have to go riding. As a result, I fell off my horse and broke a dozen ribs. People say he is afraid of going into the water. Jump into the water in winter. As a result, I was frozen out and now I am still lying on the kang. This is reckless.

[Think twice before you act]

Asking for money, the scholar's work, venting his personal anger, and lotus fooling around.

Yu Xiang: There is nothing wrong with this statement. Don't steam steamed bread for breath. But this spirit is the ambition of hard work, not petty.

Resentment for something bigger, I will toss myself to death. And bring trouble to people around you. Is it worth it? Life has a lot of friction. A little more tolerance, a little more tolerance Isn't it over yet? Is this not good?

[Humans should forgive each other]

The widow in Qixia ancient town is looking for a husband, which is still like the gathering of all the people in the inn.

Yu Xiang: From now on, we will share weal and woe.

[Be a man, be generous]

Tong Xiangyu took great pains, and Mo Xiaobei sleepwalked in the studio.

Yu Xiang: It doesn't matter if you are naughty, but you must never hurt someone who loves you. Although children talk nonsense, once or twice is enough;

Three transgressions and four times will make people chilling; Five or six times, people will say that the baby has a bad heart. Not worth being nice to her.

[Don't intentionally hurt others]

10 not only dares to grab people's heads and drink spirits, but also steals leftovers kindly.

Yu Xiang: We respect you on weekdays, not because of your clothes, nor because of your bossing around all day. But because you have

This heart. Willing to give my life to protect the people in this town.

[Advance ratio is more important]

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Yu Xiang: Paying taxes is our responsibility and obligation. If there is no tax, how can the country have so much money to maintain your various

That's right. The road in front of the door, the bridge by the river, the guards at the frontier fortress, and the whistle at the gate. That comes from countless taxes.

[Taxes should be paid legally]

12 The wronged person pretended to be a traitor and asked the business boss for leniency.

Furong: Trust is mutual. We trust you, and you should trust us.

[Please trust each other]

13 Strive for self-esteem, be a great writer, solve the crisis and set the overall situation for Yu Xiang.

Scholar: At first, I studied to be famous. After reading it, I was at a loss. There are so many books that you are sweating like a pig.

Then the impulse came and I suddenly reacted. How can I put it? Take making friends as an example. You use your heart, not your study. We study not to show off. But for better communication.

[When you learn something, realize the real purpose]

14 Xing Touyong cracked the chicken killing case and Yan Xiaoliu pushed the anti-thief law.

Yu Xiang: I think, old punishment. For a catcher. No matter how many tasks you have accomplished or how many thieves you have caught.

What matters is whether the people you protect live and work in peace and contentment. Nice guy, really nice.

[Advance ratio is more important]

15 Lei Laowu sneaked into the county government, and Tong shopkeeper got into a dead end.

Exhibition Hall: There are too many firsts in one's life. If you always indulge in this, you will never be able to move forward. forever

Are recalling the past. I think the first time is precious. But the most precious thing for you is the time and energy wasted the first time.

[Man should look ahead]

16 played tricks on booksellers and tried to sell goods from the owner's travel trap.

Zhantang: You go, I have to stay. This time the situation is different from before. I've left before, right?

People have no influence. If I leave this time, both the scholar and the big mouth will be in born to die. I am here and have nothing to do with them; If I leave, they can't explain clearly. Maybe you'll be implicated. At least it's a crime of harboring. I can't do such a stupid thing.

[Please allow personal loyalty when necessary]

17 Mo Xiaobei is a beginner of Hengshan School, and Qian Furen has come to trouble Tongfu Store again.

Yu Xiang: Either you didn't say yes. Now that you have promised, you must do it well. You can't break your word. You three.

Brother, for this ceremony, we are frugal. Not only that, they even sold their swords. You hope your brother's sword is the only relic left by his mother. They did so many things just to make you show off. As a result, you are still ... Beckham, aren't you treacherous? Is that okay?

[Humans should not do the opposite]

18 Yan Xiaoliu was drunk and arrested, and Guo Furong was infatuated.

Yu Xiang: Oh, you can't force yourself to like it or not. I've always wanted to ask you a question, if there was no chopping incident that day.

. Will you still like him ... that means you don't like him. Because, if a person makes me grateful, then I am willing to give my life to him; If a person moves me, then I am willing to give myself to him.

Love is one thing, appreciation is another.

19 Li Dazui practiced hard to lower the dragon's palm, and Guo Furong could not escape from life and death.

Yu Xiang: How can anything be successful without hard work?

[One can't succeed easily]

20 ruffian Hou Sanshou Inn, Xia Furong presided over the Spring Festival.

Yu Xiang: When I say self-improvement, I don't mean conceit. Self-improvement people think about how to do things well; And conceited people think

How to save face?

[One should push oneself, not be conceited]

2 1 Seeing a witch commit suicide, gambling with Xiaoguo to teach martial arts.

Yu Xiang: Conspiracy is the enemy of love. You have been jumping up and down these days. You are very busy. Compare later, and don't compare later. I need it later.

Change it and change it back. Aren't you tired? Fight for the person you like aboveboard. What's the point of this intrigue? Love is a very pure and beautiful thing. Change with your heart, not cheat with your heart and means. I can understand how you feel. I've been in this situation. I don't know how to speak and how to fight for it. But I'd rather wait and do nothing. I don't want to erase the only good impression I left.

[Love is sacred]

22 children's shopkeepers like to eat pomegranate fruit, and Jiang Xiaodao angrily beats ruthless lang.

Yu Xiang: You avenge others, and then you add new ones. You got it? You only think about your master. Have you thought about our place?

Some people you beat for nothing. Those are innocent people. In fact, the specifications of the funeral have nothing to do with filial piety. As long as you keep him in mind. Be an upright man and don't let him worry. Don't embarrass him. This is your filial piety.

[Formalism is terrible]

When the cook selling smuggled salt is investigated, it will be faster for the thief to change his identity.

Scholar: Once you like someone, you want nothing more. I feel lucky as long as I can see her every day.

[Love is simple, love is great]

The fortune teller's practice was discovered, and Guo Furong's face was disfigured.

Yu Xiang: Don't say that Beckham is Uber, even the Monkey King will do. You have to get her back for me, too

[Once love, forever love, no matter what happens]

The 25-year-old father angrily married an unfilial daughter and mistakenly married a heartless person.

Zhantang: I am a guilty person and I will never turn over. I'm scared myself. I deserve it, but if I drag others down,

Actually, that's a crime.

[Please allow personal loyalty]

Ask for a divorce. Guo is looking forward to heartbroken, and it is heartbreaking to think of a beautiful scholar.

Yu Xiang: It is normal for young couples to quarrel in life. But how to end the quarrel is a science.

[Think twice before you act]

Lao Xing lost his official position when he joined the Beggars' Sect and was promoted to the leader of a small six gangs.

Yu Xiang: To be a good catcher, Xiao Liu needs dignity, knowledge and popularity. But what is needed most is self-confidence.

With self-confidence, no matter what you say or do, you are like a catcher.

[Please have confidence in yourself]

Qian Furen was poisoned by greed, and Mo Xiaobei's revenge anger was reported to the official.

Yu Xiang: Remember, Beckham, no matter what difficulties you encounter in the future, you should be kind-hearted, honest and polite.

Kid.

[Polite and honest]

29 Saint Zhisheng Lu Ji Wuming, shopkeeper Tong Zhanxian HongLing.

Zhantang: Of course! As long as you are willing to work hard, you will use your brain again. Nothing can't be solved. After all, people still have to rely on themselves.

. I can help you for a while, but I can't help you for life.

[Independent]

The 30-year-old boy left his hometown to wander the rivers and lakes and went home to visit his parents.

Furong: No! We can't just leave. This is irresponsible. Understand? I've been thinking about it for months.

A question. Why is the environment here so bitter that I am getting used to it? I've been trying to find the answer. Until the moment I left. Only in a trance do I know that my heart is very happy and full. Because I keep my promise and perform my duties. This is why I am happy. I dare not run away, not because I am timid. Because I have enough courage and determination to face my mistakes.

[Face up to what you have done and finish it]

3 1 nerd scholar cares, vinegar shopkeeper makes things difficult for Zhu.

Yu Xiang: Forgetting is not the best way to solve heartache. Not everyone has this experience. Since there is

Well, you should cherish it. When the years go by, to the end of life. I can't take anything away except that beautiful and warm memory.

[Good love should always be remembered]

Put your cooking skills into pieces. When you meet a good talent, Zhuge will pass on the mantle.

Yu Xiang: Whether it is food or the highest state of life, it is between right and wrong, light and salty.

[Good or bad knows no national boundaries]

33. Tourists from the western regions try to escape from Guanzhong in the summer, take part in strange adventures and steal saints to save hostages.

Zhantang: If you are a man, you dare to do it.

[Face up to what you have done and finish it]

Mo Xiaobei was invited to Hengshan Mountain and took the wrong person, thinking that the scholar was in trouble.

Beckham: Mr. Wang said there is no shame in doing something wrong. It is shameful to know your mistakes and not correct them.

[If you know your mistakes, you can change them, but your friends are too big]

Tong Xiangyu destroyed the ancient sword spectrum by mistake, and the old painter made Hengshan sword.

Yu Xiang: Even if everything is false, one thing is absolutely true-chivalry. Your great grandfather, let's leave it alone.

How is his fencing? He single-handedly wiped out the mountain thief. Otherwise, how could the later Hengshan Sect be based on a fake sword score?

[Courage]

When Nemesis stole the saint's travel trap, the three scholars tried to break his soul.

Furong: What are you afraid of? Be a man, be a man. Dare you do it or admit it?

[Face up to what you have done and finish it]

I don't want Xiao Guo to fight for genius, and I don't want to travel around the world like a genius.

Furong: It's mine. It's mine. If it's not mine, I don't want it.

[Have something that belongs to you]

Beckham was invited to Hengshan and held the wrong person because of emotional difficulties.

Beckham: I will never cheat again.

[If you know your mistakes, you can change them, but your friends are too big]

Lv Xiucai and tide wait for no man, while Guo Furong suffers from moon cakes.

Yu Xiang: Emotions are fragile. If you don't take good care of it, it will go bad easily.

[Cherish your love]

Dream of a one-day trip, celebrate the 40th Mid-Autumn Festival, and come to the inn to get together.

Yu Xiang: There are many disappointments in life. If you are unhappy, I hope you will never be happy.

. No matter how beautiful the illusion is, it will always be a dream. Cherish everything in sight.

[Living in reality]

4 1 infatuation meets dreamer, and confused woman meets kitchen knife door for the first time.

Yu Xiang: He bought your knife voluntarily. But don't forget, this business is based on mutual trust.

Mouth likes you and trusts you, so he is willing to spend the money. Looks like you did make a profit. But don't forget, is this love, such a precious love, only worth three taels of silver? He can also sell pyramid schemes and cheat everywhere like you. Finally, the reputation and reputation accumulated over the years were lost. Is it worth it just to earn this little money?

[Be smart and never do anything worthless]

42 Yan Xiaoliu staged a maze, and thousands of people showed their true bodies.

Yu Xiang: Since we decided to share weal and woe, we should not break our word.

[Humans should not do the opposite]

The evil mother-in-law led many people to make trouble in the bridal chamber, and the good daughter-in-law was abused black and blue.

Zhantang: Mom ... I know you love me. But people (Yu Xiang) also have parents. When my parents see me now, I am here.

Well, what's so sad about that family?

[Good for everyone]

44 Lv Xiucai mistakenly accepted bloodthirsty people, and Bai Zhantang spoke his mind on his deathbed.

Sanniang: (I (Gongsun Wulong) ah, I haven't slept for so many years. As soon as I close my eyes, there are only people I killed.

Everybody, turn right in front of my eyes. Shake from side to side. I can't get rid of it! ) This is called karma.

[Doing good deeds can accumulate virtue]

The wanted man instantly became a sick man and the prisoner turned over a new leaf.

Scholar: One is enough. What matters in love is quality. No matter how much you don't talk, it's no use.

[Quality is more important than quantity]

46 Mysterious guests visited Qixia Town at night, and Mo Zhangmen fought bloody battles in Deng Shi Street.

Yu Xiang: There are gains and losses, and tit for tat.

[You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs]

The reunion of little sisters is a secret signal, and the old couple are friends in need.

Exhibition Hall: Xiang Yu, life is like this. Bitter or tired, you have to choose. What's the good news for you, Tong Xiangyu?

What about personal possession?

[Don't be so greedy]

48. The prodigal son makes an offer freely, and the poor brothers run the martial arts school in partnership.

Furong: Whether you are happy or not has nothing to do with how much money you have.

[Happiness and money are not sisters]

49 Murong Yan interviewed Mo Zhangmen, and Lv Xiucai defined the real chivalrous man.

Furong: A writer, if he can't honestly report and tell the reader the truth with his conscience, then he is ashamed of this book in your hand.

Same as Peninsula

[Do your job well and serve the people]

50 sentences catching the head turned into a handyman, and Yan Xiaoliu showed his true feelings when he left.

Exhibition Hall: As the saying goes, the power of a horse is known from a distance and from a long time. Yes! Your old punishment did have shortcomings, and you were greedy and cheap.

Have some after eating. But you also have an advantage. At the critical moment, you said turn your face. Give no face to anyone. Besides, after so many years, what major cases have you solved in your town? But who dares to say no to the security of our town! Why is this? Because of you, you patrol the streets day and night.

[Advance ratio is more important]

5 1 the flower picker unexpectedly appeared, and the tiger nephew acted as a matchmaker to pay off the debt.

Exhibition Hall: Yu Zi is not talking about Machamp's confusion!

Ignorance and superstition are terrible.

52 children's stone tasted love for the first time, and Zhu devoted himself to six doors.

Wu Shuang: The most important thing for a real man is to dare to take responsibility. You don't just blame others for what happens.

[Face up to what you have done and finish it]

Strictly abide by the head and make a top secret order, and the assistant minister Bao has to take care of it.

Zhantang: There is a saying that you can't live if you commit a crime.

[Facing the music]

The prisoner escaped from Tongfu Hall, and the black man rescued Qin prisoner overnight.

Wu Shuang: It turns out that being a quick catcher depends on wisdom, not brute force.

[Use your head, not your strength]

The 55-year-old shopkeeper was reduced to 16 aunts, and Bao adults spent their wedding night happily.

Daren: I don't blame anyone for the fate of Bao Daren. I don't blame anyone but myself.

[Facing the music]

56 exhibition guards released real assassins in private, so don't fake undercover.

Daren: I spend money to buy an official and bring trouble to my family. This is karma; Look at me again. Karma comes from head to toe. Back in Beijing, my head fell to the ground.

Naturally, that is what goes around comes around.

[Facing the music]

57 Li Dazui pretends to be crazy and sells silly eggs, and the child shopkeeper holds a banquet.

Xiaoliu; That's what it takes to be a catcher, right? Calm down, calm down, calm down. Even we panicked. What about the people?

[Use your head, not your strength]

The 58-year-old appeared in Qixia town, and the elder sister could not understand her anger.

Yu Xiang: It's better to know your mistakes than not to change them.

[If you know your mistakes, you can change them, but your friends are too big]

59 children's shopkeeper died in the west, and sleeping beauty turned into a fire phoenix.

Yu Xiang: Young life is not for sulking. A bright future depends on both hands to create!

[Work hard before you get old]

Li Dazui became a robber, and Tong Xiangyu abandoned his lover.

Zhantang: Is it enough to have enthusiasm? Can you eat into a fat man in one bite?

[Please do things step by step]

6 1 ex-girlfriend checks private money, and outsiders know the risk of mistakes.

Furong: Are you kidding? Break up can also be said casually!

[Hurtful words can't be said casually]

Old love is a thing of the past, and new love faces a bleak life.

Wu Shuang: You and the shopkeeper have been through so many ups and downs. You have never been vague in the face of life and death. For such a trivial matter, you just

Break up! ?

[Is it worthwhile to think twice before breaking up]

Bai Zhantang returned to his old place, and Tong Xiangyu tortured the new waiter.

Yu Xiang: (Zhan Tang just broke up with me) I'm not sad at all. Not only that, it's everywhere.

As if nothing had happened. Do I have to hide in the house every day, not eating or talking? Lacrimosa is all day, so you are happy? Don't forget, I'm the owner. There is still a responsibility on the shoulder. Anyone can fall, except me!

[Weigh what is more important]

Bai Zhantang was involved in unjust imprisonment, and Wang Doudou ran his legs for love.

Yu Xiang: The scholar is right-it's all mom and dad. People are alive and well, so why accompany an irrelevant person! ?

Forget it ... state-owned laws, killing people has to pay the price. This is the price of blood.

[Abide by the law]

The waiter suffers from amnesia, and the old lover sends acacia thousands of miles away.

Zhan Tang: Do you know what your problem is? Because you mistake this excitement for love.

[Love can't be misunderstood]

66 Guo Qiangwei spread rumors, and Yan Xiaoliu sacrificed to Wahiri at night.

Mouth: Do people (family members) know what they want anyway?

[Miss]

In 67, Lv Xiucai became an acupuncturist, and Guo Furong returned to his hometown with a grudge.

Wu Shuang: Actually, every sincere love begins with a momentary impulse. This impulse is a mixture of passion and tenderness.

This is an unreasonable feeling. If there is no impulse in the heart, there will be no future life without the desire to be together. The two of them decided to be together, determined and confident. There are countless possibilities for future life. Is it necessary to think about everything from the beginning and then carry out the construction according to the drawings?

[Love is not simple]

Zhu is really looking for a sweetheart, and Simpson is going to marry a good wife.

Furong: You learn from your mistakes!

[Experience must be bought]

69 Tong shopkeeper received a curse letter, and Master Ma dreamed of breaking the Tongfu store.

Exhibition Hall: What is superstition? Superstition is to be fascinated before believing. First it scares you, then it makes you believe everything you don't believe. This letter

Is to take advantage of people's fear of the unknown, and most superstitions take advantage of this. If you want to get rid of superstition, just say a word. You won't believe it if you don't get lost.

Ignorance and superstition are terrible.

The Story Of Diu Sim 70 became a little maid, and Tong Xiangyu sold a shop to avenge his death.

Sai The Story Of Diu Sim: I hit you after I brought you back. But which sister doesn't beat her! The reason why I hate you. breakdown

I hate it when you hit me, scold me and bully me. I hate you. Anyone in this world can be bad to me, except you. Because, you are my sister.

[Sisters are better]

7 1 Lv Xiucai wandered in Qing Ji street, and Jin Xiangyu cleverly set up a panic meter.

Yu Xiang: True friendship needs to be exchanged with heart.

[Trust in friends is necessary]

The 72-year-old shopkeeper pretended to turn over a new leaf and answered the wrong multiple choice questions.

Furong: Not so many ifs, boss. Let me tell you something. We always talk about fate, fate. What is fate?

Huh? God gave you a chance, this is fate; You took advantage of this opportunity, and this is a score. Both conditions are indispensable. In other words, God didn't give you a chance, but you got it with your hypothesis. What is this?

[Man proposes, God disposes]

Liu Xing met a wayward husband on a rainy night, and Li Dazui felt beautiful and charming.

Zhantang: I think I know enough about being a man.

[Be content]

74 night fans, Zhu nu cold-faced people

Wu Shuang: If you suffer some setbacks, you will feel sorry for yourself. Put the blame on others! Is this interesting? Men are not bad.

Women don't love! The subtext is to blame the other person for being blind and not seeing your goodness! Toad wants to eat swan meat, so what? First of all, you are not a toad. Secondly, the person who doesn't appreciate you is not a swan.

[Confidence in yourself]

75 Li Dazui refused to play the role of seeking phoenix, and Yan Xiaoliu gave a fake gift to send the truth.

Exhibition hall: the opportunity is in your own hands. If you can't grasp it, you can complain later, but nobody cares.

[Seize your chance]

No.76 Mo Xiaobei Street was kidnapped, and Yan Xiaoliu outsmarted the fake kidnappers.

Zhantang: Self-reproach can't solve any problems, and regret can't change the facts.

[Face reality]

77. Xie Catcher searched for the middleman in the store, and Qian Furen took the Tongfu store skillfully.

Beckham: I made a mistake. I can't make any more mistakes. Even if I go to jail, that's what I should do If you do something wrong, you must

There is a price to pay.

[Facing the music]

78 Yang Huilan complained after drinking, and Du Zijun visited Tongfu Store at night.

Beckham: Uncle Mouth, I don't think your account is clear. Listen, what if you say yes? Where's her fallback machine?

The ratio is half to half; If you don't promise, the probability of her going back on her word is 100%.

[Understand other people's point of view]

Li Dazui met an old rival in love, and Yang Huilan started a new life.

Furong: Let me ask you, what is love? Not just me. Me. After a long time, even the deepest feelings will be blurred. that

At that time, what can prove that you two really love each other? External pressure ... The greater the external pressure, the more difficulties you need to overcome. The stronger the motivation to be together. In retrospect, we finally came together, so we must cherish the present days. What is a small fight? In a flash, you are together again.

[Good or bad, always a couple]

80 Yan Xiaoliu received an order, and Ling raided Tongfu Store overnight.

Yu Xiang: No matter how high the martial arts are, no matter how clever the strategy is. You may not be a good catcher. People in Jianghu can't live without a kind heart.

Less.

[Be kind to everyone]