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A few words about "a generation of masters"
1/ If there are four seasons in my life, my life before I turn 40 will be spring.
I'm used to drinking Pearl River water, but I'm not used to this Japanese rice. It's really embarrassing. I still have friends. If a person invites me to dinner, I can last about a year. Take your time.
After eight years of anti-Japanese war, I became an income, a friend, and finally a family member.
You know, in 26 years of the Republic of China, I planned to go to the northeast, because there was a high mountain there. I made all the coats. Later, I didn't go because of the war. There is no coat left, only a button left. This is an idea. Palace 64 is a high mountain, so it shouldn't just disappear.
5, life is like chess, no regrets. There is no resentment between us. There is only one fate. Your father said that if you don't forget it, there will be repercussions. If there is light, there will be people. I hope that one day, I can see Gong Sixty-four again.
6. Some people say that Wing Chun started because of me and ended because of me. I hope they are right. I've never hung a sign in my life. For me, martial arts is the same, and there are thousands of methods. In the end, there are only two words: one horizontal and one vertical.
Gong Er:
1, let him pay as much face as possible. Ye doesn't know good or bad, and we don't want to break the rules.
]2/ The Gong family didn't lose, and you were there. Why does he stand out?
I can't be a hero like my father in this life. But I don't want to live forever, just temporarily.
My dad's words are that he loves me and wants me to have a good life. But I can't live a good life without his revenge.
Dad, do you know what your daughter is thinking? If you think like your daughter, let me see a lighted Buddha lamp.
6, martial arts for thousands of years, things that have disappeared, we have seen less, why can't the palace be absolutely. Mr. Ye, martial arts should not be higher than the sky, and qualifications should not be thick. Life is impermanent, and there is nothing to regret. Take this button back. We will discuss what we want to see and what we don't want to see later. Mr. Ye, do you know where I was ten years ago?
7. Mr. Ye, I'll lend you a word. The palace is not a passive water, nor can it be seen with sixty-four hands. There are people in the palace.
8. Just to be clear, you didn't return it, I brought it back myself.
9, romance is a dream. Some people say that silk is not as good as bamboo, bamboo is not as good as meat, and singing is far better than talking.
10 If I had really tried to learn tricks, I would have been in the corner of the stage. A thousand turns, both sad and happy. When the Yangmen girl was tired of singing, she changed her dream and sang in the garden. At that time, you were under the stage and I sang you. It's interesting to think of such an experience.
1 1, you treat me like a joke. My play, whether people drink or not, can only go on like this. I invited you out tonight because I want to finish what I should do and say what I should say.
12, there is an old saying in the north: people don't care about the road, tigers don't care about the mountains. These years, we are all from other places. I am really tired and want to go back to my hometown. Before leaving, I have something to return to you. Sixty-four hands, I forgot. It is my luck to meet you at the best time. Unfortunately, I have no time. Think about it. There are no regrets in life, but anger. How boring it would be if there were no regrets in life. To be honest, Mr. Ye, I have you in my heart. I can tell you this. It's not illegal to like people, but I can only like them so much. I have never said these words to anyone. I saw you tonight, and I don't know why I said this. Let your feud and mine stay there like a chess game. You take care.
13, my dad always said that people who practice martial arts have three stages: seeing themselves, seeing the world and seeing all beings. I have seen myself and heaven and earth, but unfortunately I can't see all beings. I haven't finished this road yet. I hope you can go on.
14, go or stay, I chose to stay in my year, which was my happiest day.
When I took this step, I thought I would come back one day. Unexpectedly, it was the last time. From then on, I have only the road ahead, no funeral, and no turning back.
16, Mr. Ye, all encounters in the world are reunions after a long separation.
Gong Yutian:
1, Bao Sen doesn't want to be a hero, he wants to create an era, and now this new firewood is needed in this stove.
Don't argue with them. The old man abides by the rules. When will this newcomer get ahead? Ip Man is a good material. It depends on whether he can succeed this time.
Your temper is when dad was young. There are only winners and losers in the eyes, and there is no such world. People should look far, and when they cross the mountain, their horizons will be broadened. However, there is no tolerance for anyone who can't be good and smart. The threshold of our palace is very high, but there are no villains.
4, people live this life, ability is second. Some have become faces, and some have become linings, all of which are the result of the times. Let you down this time, just to seek agreement, let you see how dad retired. You grew up watching me fight. This is the last time. You are engaged. Jianghu matters have nothing to do with you. To be a good doctor, being safe is filial piety.
5. In that year, China Samurai Club was founded. A man is from the south. He didn't say much. He had a cake in his hand and asked my brother Li Cunyi to break it. My brother Li Cunyi didn't speak, so he became the first president of Wushu Association. He didn't fight martial arts, just one sentence: Is there a North-South Boxing and a State-owned North-South Boxing?
6. Mr. Ye, I give you my reputation today. In the future, you are a challenge step by step. I hope you take a breath and light a lamp like me. You know, if you never forget it, there will be bad consequences. Where there are lights, there are people.
7, the old ape hangs and looks back. The imprison son is not to hang a seal, but to look back. Know what I'm telling you?
Others:
1,] Pay attention to the temperature when cooking soup. If the heat is not enough, it is difficult to adjust. If the heat is too high, things will burn. The same is true of being a man.
2, say three, the hand must be called fist, this is an old saying in Wulin, which means that there are talents behind talents, and everything makes people three points. Your dad picked it up for me. Just a reminder, be modest and do your duty.
3、 ? Besides, if you take the lead in this matter, no matter who dies or gets hurt, it will be a joke to spread it. In your palace, the apprentice killed the master and the sister killed the brother. Isn't this a cruel and unjust beast? As for your brother, even your father can't get rid of him. What makes you?
Your father's last words were not for revenge. If you kill Ma San, is it against his will?
I would rather think about it than stop thinking about it. This is the boxing theory that the old man taught me, and it is also the truth of my life. It's a pity that his old man is hard. The things in the palace are the most precious, so they must belong to the palace. You're engaged. You're not qualified.
6. Girl, is it worth giving up such a good marriage? You must think clearly. If you serve the Tao, you will not be able to get married, inherit art or have an heir in your life. There is no turning back.
7, woman, broken hair is beheaded. In order to avenge her master, she cut off her career, never married, never taught her art, and lived alone all her life. She really did it. This is the ashes of her fever when she beheaded before making a wish. The girl says she has known you for half her life, but you don't know her, and she doesn't know you. Mr. Ye, the palace is empty. I gave you the second lady.
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