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1. The wind messed up her hair and there were some wine stains on her skirt. She said that she can fall in love with alcohol and tobacco, late at night, blood and rust, but she can't fall in love with anyone else.
Loving someone who doesn't love you is like waiting for a boat at the airport.
3. Staggering with a bottle, laughing and falling down, crying and pushing everyone's hands away, how can I tell you that I am doing well?
I'm afraid I don't have enough courage to wait for you.
She was still waiting for the end of the story, but the storyteller started from the beginning.
If freedom is what you want, I'd rather go back to a person's life.
7. Smile can fool others, but heartache can't fool yourself.
8. I'm afraid I'll grab someone's hand in a hurry and then fall down awkwardly.
9. Afraid of being asked, pretend to be happy with tears.
10. Have you ever felt that no matter how many people around you are laughing and cursing, no matter how close friends you have, you still feel lonely?
1 1. We always meet people we shouldn't meet at the most beautiful time and love them deeply.
12. Even if you struggle with all your strength until the whole world is shaking, he can't see or hear, and the whole world is sad, so what?
13. Later, we parted ways, and a word of frequent contact when we have time became the epitaph of our relationship.
14. At that time, you said you were together, but now you say this is the end.
15. Too little contact, too little truth, too few friends and too few smiles.
16. I'm already an old friend, so I won't watch it.
17. Once you get another person, love stops growing.
18. She is mature and sensible, but she doesn't like to laugh anymore.
19. We are all diluting this relationship. You choose a new lover, I choose the time.
20. When I am in a bad mood, I just want to be alone, not asking for comfort, just asking for understanding.
2 1. At least I have the strength to smile and tell you that I am doing well.
22. About the age at the beginning of crossing, it is just a pale loneliness and deformity.
23. Later, I became addicted to staying up late and finally got used to being left alone.
24. Sometimes people suddenly become fragile, suddenly unhappy, suddenly caught by every detail in memory, suddenly deeply silent and don't want to talk.
25. The bigger the city, the lonelier it is.
26. The hardest thing in this world is not the process of waiting for love, but the process of waiting for love to disappear.
Selected phrases about boy's qq space mood II;
1. I gave too much laughter, so no one cared about my heart.
Many people who once thought they were indispensable left without saying goodbye.
Don't always have a long time. In this world, when you look back, people are walking away.
You took me to heaven, and you sent me to hell.
Take care of yourself when it is windy, and don't get wet when it rains. You have a good life in the future, and I will walk slowly.
6. Your eyes are getting darker and darker, and boiling water tastes like wine. You have no tears, but you just think of someone.
7. The most painful thing in the world is to watch someone you love fall in love with someone else.
8. You must have a good life, otherwise I'm sorry I didn't bother you.
9. I walked on a rainy night without you, recalling the day when you said you were sorry, the familiar street, the night without you, and found that there was no you. Tick-tock, rain over the eaves, unconsciously it is another winter. I still miss that familiar street, and the rain is lingering outside the window. We all think that the oath we said will not change.
10. I can pretend I don't know, keep smiling and be your supporting role.
1 1. The cold wind of fishing boats alone is not as cold as you said.
12. I'm not lost, I'm not hurt, I'm not sad, I'm not angry, I'm just a little tired, I'm tired of giving too much and getting too little in return.
13. The bitterness of drinking is you, and the unspeakable pain is also you.
14. Losing is more terrible than not getting, because there is another process called owning.
15. Once a love story, now a joke.
16. Give me a pause button. I am really tired.
17. I think she is very talkative. If she is absent for 2 hours, my news will be 99+, which is annoying. Later, she left. I joined many groups to listen to Ding Dong's voice, and every time I heard Ding Dong, I felt that she was still there.
18. You are a pub, but you closed early. I was so happy that I froze to death at the strip club.
19. I deliberately stood in the most dazzling place, but you deliberately turned a blind eye.
20. It's a pity that you can't make my poems and I can't make your dreams.
2 1. After a long time, hot water will turn into cold water, not to mention you keep adding ice to the cup.
22. Do you know the feeling of disappointment? I will never make any excuses for you again.
23. The lover you can't get is the wind after all, and will leave after a thousand times.
I miss you, but I can't bother you. All I can do is miss you quietly!
26. How many friends did you have when you were disconnected?
I remember everything you said, but I dare not recall it.
The emotional phrases of boys in qq space are super drag.
First, what you offend me today is tomorrow when you perish!
Second, I am not afraid of life setbacks, but I am afraid of remembering wrinkles.
Third, tears, no matter how expensive, are just waste water with literary value.
I'm not a bad person. I'm sorry if I hurt you. Excuse me.
When I hold you, you are a cup, when I let you go, you are a glass slag.
6. Don't envy other people's scenery, but have the ability to create brilliance.
Seven, I want to learn the skills of love, but I was defeated.
Do you think my heart is made of titanium alloy and stainless steel, which is waterproof, fireproof and lightning-proof?
True friends will not alienate even if they don't chat every day.
Ten, standing at the top of life, overlooking all kinds of life.
There is no status difference between true friends.
It is no accident that strength makes classics.
Spending my life with you is the biggest gain of my life.
It doesn't matter. This is the path I chose. I am willing to wander around.
Fifteen, if I leave you, there are ten thousand possibilities in life!
Sixteen, I can't get things, who love who want.
Seventeen, you came, I believe you won't leave, you left, I pretend you haven't been here, so we should treat fate and love like this.
Eighteen, the sky will fall without you, and sisters will grow bigger and bigger all their lives.
Nineteen, when I am strong, I will give you the whole world.
Put on your mask of hypocrisy and get out of my world.
If one day I change, remember that I owe you.
Twenty-two, life is not over, and no one is qualified to say forever.
First of all, I prefer knives to deadly knives.
Second, lovely girls ruin your life, royal sisters make you poor for three generations, and only women can make you a Gao Fushuai.
Third, getting hurt again and again, getting up again and again, is always the same.
Fourth, if you haven't loved a few scum, how can you know to shop around!
If you think you are a woman, stand up.
I have an emotional cleanliness addiction, and I don't want it to be unique.
Seven, as long as the spirit does not decline, winning is better than losing.
Eight, shave your head and be a dishonest monk.
Nine, lack is better than abuse, never fall in love because of loneliness.
10. What about the woman who wiped my sweat and said not to fight again?
XI。 The most unforgettable thing is that you will never think of it, but you will never forget it.
From now on, I want you all to like me.
Don't give up to this man who doesn't love you.
14. In ancient times, the story of Diusim was fascinating, but today, Sister Ning has no enemies.
Fifteen, when my strength is exhausted, I will kill all the people in the world who have failed you.
If you plagiarize and talk about me behind my back, it can only show that I am much better than you.
Seventeen, the most painful thing is to see big thick legs wearing miniskirts.
I'm just used to having you, not wanting you.
Nineteen, how disdainful you are, how perfunctory I am.
I am used to being invisible, because I think I will only be redundant in your world.
Sorry, I have my first hero, and I don't want to be your second daughter. thank you
Twenty-two, young and not frivolous, what to say when you are old.
Twenty-three, you can chew up your feelings and swallow them, and you are king.
Twenty-four, pay, not whether there is value, but where the benefits are.
Twenty-five, once upon a time, it was formatted!
Don't say sorry to me, because I'm not sure to tell you with a smile that it doesn't matter.
Twenty-seven, I can give you a piece of sky, or I can let you have no good end.
Twenty-eight, the luxury of love is not worthy of my sister's dull mood.
I didn't tell you a lot of grievances, for fear that you would worry about me.
Thirty, life is not satisfactory, life is earth-shattering.
Leave a message on QQ space to talk about mood phrases. Maybe it can only be once.
1, I don't ask too much, but when I get old, I want to have a pair of hands to lead me step by step.
2, put all the unwillingness and sadness here, get up and greet tomorrow with a smile.
I want to be one of the most important things for you.
If people have the courage to say goodbye, life will give you a fresh start.
How can a person who can't accompany you from shirt to down jacket accompany you from canvas to high heels?
6. Life is like this. The more you want something, it will come late when you stop chasing it. One day, all this will pass. I am very pleased to think of this result. No matter how tired the love is, no matter how tired the hate is, it will pass. Insomnia, grievances, traffic jams, and poverty will all pass. Being despised, being forced to lie, being forced to admit that you can't change anything, or being ugly will all pass.
7. Time will really change many people, including our appearance and heart.
8. Forget all the unpleasantness in the past and live every minute of the present. .
I firmly believe that people should have the power to pull themselves out of the mud by pulling their hair. Liao Yimei's life is clumsily like mine.
10, why do you have to dirty yourself to understand that some things will leave again.
1 1, maybe what belongs to me no longer belongs to me, maybe it used to be only once.
12, life is always speechless, nothing is eternal. There is one way to go. There is a way, and you must take it.
13, those regrets that are close to the bottom of my heart eventually need to be repaired by one person, and have nothing to do with the people next to them.
14, if there is no return, you must know enough is enough. Otherwise, it will disturb others and hurt yourself.
15, a man will never refuse any woman who feels good, even if he has a woman.
16, the so-called adolescence, it turned out to be really like a blink of an eye, as if it had passed away before it came back.
17. Over the years, I have gradually learned to accept, accept accidents, accept defections, accept misunderstandings, accept efforts without being rewarded, and accept the cruelty of the world and the incompleteness of human nature. But that doesn't mean I will compromise. I will still work hard, love and work hard for all things that are out of reach. Because I still believe in dreams and miracles. In this way, I will live a happier life.
18, why not replace everything you want with I care about you?
19, the bright road is smooth sailing. In order to succeed, we must work hard for the desire to struggle.
20. Any restriction starts from one's own heart #
2 1, let go of the pain to bathe in the sun. On the road of life, there will be countless setbacks and anxieties, depressed, exhausted entrepreneurship and countless failures. However, we must not be persuaded by fate, just like our mission, and when we finally experience all this, the peach blossoms on the other side will be different.
22. Ten dimensions to be grasped in life-being generous, speaking moderately, doing things resolutely, being ambitious, having a long life, being knowledgeable, having a deep theory, having a broad vision, doing things with speed, and not being overworked. -the key is to grasp the degree of balance.
23. On the road of life, we know how to give up. We walked happily. For a better life, we give up the burden. We put sunshine and smiles into our bags, accumulate hope, pick up beauty and enrich our journey. No man is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.
24. Everyone has at least one dream and one strong reason. Walking on the road, whether it is light or heavy, you can understand it in your heart. The fate of life is bitter or sweet, cold or warm, and the steps know. In the dead of night, playing with a heart full of scars, which contains struggle and desire. When I woke up in the morning, the sun rose again and the road was still extending. No matter when, no matter how tired, I dare not lose or fall, just because I still have a wish in my heart.
Boys talk about mood phrases in qq
1, if there is an afterlife, I want to make a quilt, either lying in bed or sunbathing! 2. What is the Tang Priest riding? Wukong is a cloud. Bajie loves Xiaoyue Yue, and Friar Sand pretends to be Brother Sharp.
The twinkling stars and the sky are full of foxes.
If I die, my first sentence is: I don't have to be afraid of ghosts at last.
Even if we are not lovers, I am afraid that you will fall in love with someone else.
6. The people who hurt you the most are often those who claim that they will never hurt you.
7. As a typical loser, you are really successful.
8. Every man is abnormal, and men who are not abnormal are color blind.
9. Black is convergent, gloomy and elusive.
10, the only liar in the world is sincere because he really lied to you.
1 1. When I left, China seemed to have lost his soul. This view is not good.
12, what is happiness? Happiness is waking up every morning to look at your watch, but you can still sleep for half an hour.
13, some people are crazy and don't sleep, while others are tired.
14, in fact, I am also weak and afraid of getting hurt. I just pretend to be a king kong who is not afraid of anything in front of you.
15. Everything in this society can be fake, but the only thing I can't stand is that money is fake.
16, you are so awesome, why is the photo hanging in Tiananmen not yours?
17, my friend said I was crazy, and I replied: I was never normal.
18, the most sorry thing in my life is my heart, which hurts again and again.
19, a day without laughter is a day in vain. Smile.
20. God, please let me grow five centimeters taller, and I am willing to lose ten pounds.
2 1, reading books at ordinary times is a thirst for knowledge, and reading books before exams is a desire for survival.
22. If you have me in your heart, please cherish it or remain indifferent.
23. There are no good guys and bad guys in this world, and not all businessmen. Everything depends on the situation. Just remember that everyone has weaknesses, and weaknesses are greed and fear.
24. There is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast. Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.
25. Don't rob me. Although I can't be coquettish, I can wrestle.
26. It is said that the more you like a man, the more you want to bully him. Playing pranks is also a kind of dependence.
27. Don't keep loading and loading like a trash can.
In fact, it is not only love but also friendship that can make us grow up.
29. I think I can get used to living alone. I think I can pretend that I have never loved.
30. The mask becomes skin after wearing for a long time.
Money is a good thing, but don't live for it. Life is so meaningless.
32. What eternal oath? When another woman appeared, the oath turned into nonsense.
I don't care whether you brush your teeth or not, but tell me where my facial cleanser is!
34. You have no right to say that I have changed. Do you know the proverb that I owe you?
Sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing it.
36. I should have been heartless a long time ago, and now I don't have to tear my heart out.
37. Laughter is just an expression and has nothing to do with happiness.
38. It is better to face the cruel present than the bright future.
39. I worked hard to gain weight just to occupy more space in your heart.
40. The so-called youth is what you want. The world won't give it to you. I can only jump up and down and exchange my most precious things.
4 1, what's the use of being handsome? Can I swipe my card with my face at the bank?
42. If I can forgive your vulgarity, can you tolerate my compulsion?
When it's all over, you realize that this is just the beginning.
44. What eternal oath? When another woman appeared, the oath turned into nonsense.
45. What a pity if I didn't have you there.
46. Maybe, not possible.
47. Happiness is a comparative level. You have to have a buffer to feel the end.
48. I can't take anything away for the love of you.
49. I'm just crazy. I always have seizures for a few days. Please don't mind.
50. Don't think you are awesome. In fact, you are nothing. You are not as fragile as a bird.
5 1, don't call me arrogant, I refuse to deal with animals!
52. I am L 'Oré al Paris, and you deserve it!
53. Experience is unique, and there is nothing to refer to, because the director of all this is yourself.
54. The most important thing is not to see what is vague in the distance, but to do what is clear in front of you.
55. A small amount is not a gentleman, non-toxic or a Trojan horse.
I used to think that persistence would make us stronger, but when I grow up, I find that letting go is what makes us stronger.
57. If you still love me and I still love you in five years, then let's get married.
58. Before putting on makeup, he said, I'm sorry. After putting on makeup, he said, have we met a beautiful woman?
59. Behind every successful man, there is a woman who is full and has nothing to do.
60. Those dust settled, once calm and calm, and completed the dormancy of several generations.
6 1, if you are a cactus, I am willing to endure all the pain and hold you.
62. Self-confidence and future are given by yourself.
63. I know an excellent child who calls others' children.
64. I didn't say that before. Happiness should not become like a rainbow in the future.
65. People will always feel happy when they are close to happiness, but they will be swayed by considerations of gain and loss when they are happy.
66. I am not indifferent but lonely, and you have given me loneliness.
67, don't be infatuated with elder brother, sister-in-law will hit you.
68. One of the greatest braveness in life is to keep trust and love after being cheated and hurt.
69. Every emotion has its own rules, which must be observed. No one is an exception.
True courage is not overwhelming, but not being overwhelmed by everything.
7 1, on the day of the month, I will play Lianliankan all day, and if I destroy a pair, I will be a pair.
72. Now I only eat vegetarian food, burn incense and worship Buddha every day, and often do good deeds. What is the reason? I just don't want to fail the final exam.
I may not be at home when I am pursuing Happyness.
74. A good horse doesn't eat grass back, unless it is rotten fairy grass.
75. Life is a wandering journey, and meeting everyone is a beautiful accident.
76. Hey, girl, do you want me to call you charming or coquettish?
77. If you save enough 4.5 yuan and I save enough 4.5 yuan, we can get married in the Civil Affairs Bureau.
78. What is a class teacher? It is a person who has destroyed your friendship, your love and your affection.
79. You don't have to be the person you love the most, as long as you are the last lover in your life.
80. If you want to fight with me, I'll beat you!
8 1, what are you pretending to be tender? Wrinkles on the face can kill flies.
Only when there is a long queue at the railway station can we really realize that we are descendants of the dragon.
83. Failure is due to insufficient persistence.
When I tried to pretend to be pure, I found it was too late.
As long as you don't kneel, you will never be shorter than others!
86. What's wrong with being fat? This just shows that my thin body can no longer accommodate my great enthusiasm.
87. Some people leave and never come back, so waiting and hesitation are the most ruthless killers in the world.
88. You love her, I quit. You love me, and I will never give you to anyone else.
89. Since I got mental derangement, the whole person has been much more energetic.
90, it is too easy to let yourself sink, too easy to despair. Full of scars.
9 1, waiting for the moment of hoary head, who still remembers my appearance.
92. Nine people are brain-disabled, and the other is a congenital idiot.
93. Before putting on makeup, he said, I'm sorry. After putting on makeup, he said, have we met a beautiful woman?
I never talk about people. I'm always talking about myths.
95. The mood of going to work is heavier than going to the grave.
96. Uncle Farmer, you have worked hard. If it weren't for your efforts, I don't know how many rich people have starved to death now.
97. I didn't say that before. Happiness should not become like a rainbow in the future.
98. Make every day count.
99. Practice reading. Don't trust books, but it won't prevent you from reading more. Remember to practice.
100, I really don't know if the game is for people or for people.
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