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Aunt passed away.

Aunt is tall and has a good face, but her eyes are not as kind as women. When I was a child, I often heard my aunt curse, my daughter, my husband and my neighbor. My aunt often bullies my mother and jokes that she has no children (she only gave birth to a big sister after four years of marriage). She secretly joked that my mother's man had passed away. Under her guidance and provocation, my uncle hasn't spoken to his parents for ten years. When grandma died, grandpa was ill. It is not clear whether it is because he failed to fulfill his son's filial piety, feeling uneasy and guilty or God's punishment. Soon grandpa took grandma with him. I think he went to heaven to take care of his mother!

Aunt's curse is unreasonable. Once, she asked me to help her pick sweet potatoes in the sweet potato cellar. Only children can climb into the sweet potato cellar. I worked hard to help her pick a lot of sweet potatoes. When I climbed out of the kiln door covered in dust, I said, aunt, I want to eat a sweet potato. Unexpectedly, the aunt began to curse as soon as she opened her mouth: Miss X, do some work, make some conditions, and eat what? ...

? Once, I was picking cotton in the old graveyard at the head of the village. There is no one else in the whole field, only my aunt works in the field next to me. I have been listening to her curse all morning. I don't know who she is cursing, but I've been listening to her curse all morning. Aunt hates her so much.

? Aunt has been in good health, but she has little work and is in a good mood! More than 20 years have passed, and the aunt in her eighties has been doing well. His son said, mom, why don't you die? If you die, I can work in the city to earn money. (My younger brother is engaged in decoration and has no money in rural cities. ) But my aunt just can't die, and she still likes swearing. It is strange that people in their eighties are not confused. She doesn't scold her daughter or herself. She scolded her daughter-in-law and her granddaughter-in-law. Fortunately, the daughter-in-law is very kind to her and is still filial. Every time I go back to my hometown, I see her and think: Why isn't she dead yet? I won't shed a tear when she dies.

Yesterday at noon, I suddenly received a video from my sister. I'm sure I'll go back when my aunt dies. I'm not sad at all, but I'm still going to see her off.

? The moment I got on the train, I suddenly thought of my grandparents and grandfather. I didn't even see my sister-in-law off when I thought she was leaving. Can you go back to the ceremony? It's for the living I am free in my heart, and I am not at home when I miss my dad (he loves me the most in the world), but whenever I encounter difficulties and bumps in my life, I dream of my dad. This moment is suddenly very sad for all my dead relatives. After all, she is my aunt, one of my relatives. This moment can suddenly be forgiven, all the past is over, and all the right and wrong are meaningless at the moment she leaves. I wish my aunt a pleasant journey and peace and health in another world!