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What happened when Yi Lee went to Real Madrid? Please explain what you know! thank
This morning, Real Madrid, the Spanish giants, officially announced that Yi Lee, the world's best killer and the most popular striker of the opposing defender, officially signed a contract with Galaxy Battleship 10. From next season, Li Yi will play in La Liga in a Real Madrid shirt. In order to show his importance, the club specially prepared a No.250 jersey for him. It is reported that Yi Lee's transfer fee is 65,438+. Real Madrid coach Rosenberg said in an interview: "Oh, I am very excited. I feel very honored to have a world-class striker like Li Yi join our team. I think this is the most gratifying thing in my life. With his presence, the strength of our team can be further improved, and I think we need to make tactical arrangements around him. Oh, this feeling is really good. " Real Madrid players are also very excited after learning that Li Yi has joined. Captain Raul said: Playing football with Li Yi is my greatest wish since I played football. Today, this wish has finally come true. We play for the same club. I really feel like dreaming. Really, this feeling is simply wonderful. I think I must train harder in the future to win another main position. "Different from Raul, Brazilian striker Rohnell in the team expressed his concern more: Yi Lee's joining may make me lose my main position, but there is nothing to complain about, because Yi Lee has reached perfection in speed, technology and dribbling breakthrough, and no one in the world can be better than him. I am very happy to have such a teammate. " Beckham, a handsome British guy in the team, said: The arrival of Yi Lee has made all the fans who support me "rebel". I don't think I am suitable to stay in this place, because Li Yi is so charming that staying here can only make me feel ashamed. I think I'd better go back to my hometown Manchester United. It is also known that on the day of Li Yi's joining, many Madrid fans spontaneously took to the streets to celebrate. Each of them kept waving a Yi Lee 250 jersey and shouting: 250Li~! Target ~! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! The scene is quite spectacular ~ ~!
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