Do you have any cold jokes that have been treasured for years?

1, girls menstruate every month. He also called the people who came here "good friends", but do you know why you call him that? Take the word "good friend" apart and say that "women have it every month" is not very vivid!

At the party, someone introduced me to a new friend, saying that he became a millionaire by speculating in stocks. Wow! Awesome! Admire you! I sat next to him and quietly asked him to teach me the secret. He said to me blankly, "Actually, there is no secret ... I used to be a multimillionaire."

3. Once upon a time, a man named A Shuang died. On the day of the funeral, his family cried: Cool ... Cool. Passers-by were puzzled and asked, "What are you cool about?" The family cried bitterly: "That's cool ... that's cool!"

4. At three o'clock at noon, when the scorching sun was in the sky, the supervisor ordered: Hello! Suddenly, the condemned man burst out laughing, and the supervisor asked, Why are you laughing? The condemned man hesitated for a moment and said, The expert is right. A smile every day can prolong your life by 5 seconds.