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Classic and interesting two-part allegorical sayings or one-liners or jokes.

Two-part allegorical saying: Guan Gong was fighting in Qin Qiong-I couldn't take out a slingshot to hit the plane-I couldn't take out a bamboo pole to hit the moon-I couldn't take out a boat to dock-I got a wooden fish with an old monk on it-and I had a string in my stomach. Love money, lay down my life, and the doll gets a new toy. I can't put it down, carpenter's plane. I like to do somersaults under the bed. I get in the way, I get in the way, I go to court. I eat peaches step by step in the dark. I crush them soft. Plum blossoms in December-there are no seedlings growing next to the big trees-the big trees cover the sun and rain, absorb water, and the seedlings will not grow. Metaphor is that the environmental conditions are unfavorable and the benefits are not as good as their own. Seeing an eel run away after being bitten by a snake-a metaphor for being injured once and fearing to see a similar situation again. Don't say short words in front of dwarfs-1, referring to people with physical defects, don't talk about their pain. 2, refers to face to face, don't involve other people's shortcomings. Love flowers and pots, and complain about chickens and nests-a metaphor for liking or hating a person is often related to people or things related to him. Noisy hens don't lay eggs-a metaphor for some boasters who just talk but don't do it, or talk too much and do too little. Press the ladle and get up again-gourd and ladle are lighter than water, put them in the water and float on the water, press them with your hands, lift them with your hands and float again. Metaphor is an unfinished business, starting again; When one thing is done, another thing is born. Don't eat grass according to the cow's head-metaphor will not be effective by coercion.