1-4 people talk jokes, no action.

One day, the teacher asked him: How old are you?

Student: Excuse me, is the teacher asking where I am?

Teacher: Your age.

Student: Oh, does the teacher want to know my age last year or this year?

Teacher: nonsense, it must be this year's pull.

Student: Oh, do you want me to tell you now or after class?

Teacher: Now.

Student: Oh, do you want me to speak loudly or quietly?

Teacher: Shit, are you going to say it or not? Don't fool me!

Student: Say, why does the teacher want to know how old I am?

Teacher: Can't I ask?

Student: Oh, I can't answer that?

Teacher: Sweat to death ...

"Come on, come on, classmates, our topic today is to repeat antonyms. The teacher said, you pick it up, ok!

Teacher: It's a beautiful day today.

Student: The weather will be terrible tomorrow.

Teacher: I ate fish head yesterday.

Student: You ate the glans penis today.

Teacher: Wrong.

Student: Correct.

Teacher: I was wrong.

Student: I'm right.

Teacher: You idiot.

Student: I am a genius.

Teacher: You stand up.

Student: Let me sit down for you.

Teacher: The teacher told you to stand up. Did you hear that?

Student: The teacher told me to sit down, and I heard him!

Teacher: Do you dare not listen to your teacher?

Student: I dare not listen to the teacher.

Teacher: Do you know what you just said?

Student: I know I haven't said anything now.

Teacher: This classmate, I know you did it on purpose.

Student: That teacher, you know I didn't mean to.

Teacher: Are you no big or small?

Student: I am young and old.

Teacher: You are too young to learn well.

Student: You can't learn well when you are old.

Teacher: I don't want to talk about you.

Student: You want to talk about me again.

Teacher: Stop it.

Student: I will continue for you.

Teacher: I'm afraid of you. Can you stop?

Student: I'm not afraid of you. Go ahead, okay?

Teacher: This is the end of antonym practice.

Student: The synonym practice begins now.

Teacher: Are you finished?

Student: I'm endless.

Teacher: You are ill-bred.

Student: I am educated.

Teacher: Do you look like an educated person?

Student: Don't I look like an uneducated person?

Teacher: I am very depressed.

Student: Happy.

Teacher: I am very angry with you.

Student: You will be angry with me.

Teacher: Can you stop talking?

Student: May I not shut up?

Teacher: Go on, I won't take this class. I'll go.

Student: I will stop. I have to take this course. I'll do it.

Man: Talk? Woman: No.

M: Why? Woman: Busy.

Man: What are you up to? Woman: Play.

Man: What game? Woman: Games.

Man: What game? Woman: It's fun.

Man: What's funny? Woman: annoying.

M: Talk to me if you are bored. Woman: Get out.

Man: The floor is dirty. Woman: Shit.

Man: This is your shoulder. Woman: You want to die.

M: "Death" is on page 96 1 in the dictionary. Woman: dizzy.

M: I have something for dizziness. Woman: I took it.

Man: I don't feel dizzy after taking the medicine. Female: Big Brother.

Man: I know your sister. Woman: Please.

M: Goodbye, don't take it off. Woman: I'm going crazy.

Male: I call 120 female: You are a fairy.

M: Don't be superstitious. Woman: Is that still alive?

Man: You will have a better life with me. Woman: ⒌ ⒌ ⒌

M: 35 cigarettes are good, but they are harmful to health. Woman: Go to hell.

Man: I'm in an Internet cafe, and I'm not dead. Woman: Please leave me alone.

Man: Well, tell me the phone number, and I won't say anything. W: Why do you need a number?

Man: Today is Valentine's Day. W: So what?

What flowers do you like? W: I like two kinds of flowers.

What two kinds? I'll give it to you! Woman: If you have money, spend it casually!

Man: You are so beautiful! Woman: Am I that beautiful?

M: Nice try. Woman: ......