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Talking about the mood of buying a car
2, only blame me for buying a car too casually, and now I regret it. This broken car is very inconvenient to pull goods.
3, tossing for more than half a month, finally picked up the car!
I don't know why. After I failed with a man, someone always told me that he bought a car. Didn't my sister see a car in her last life?
Because dad bought a new car, he passively accepted his old car to practice.
After waiting for a month, I was very excited.
7. Registration means getting married, then buying a car and having another home.
8. Yes, I bought a car, but I want to keep a low profile.
9. I'm actually just a brick mover. I bought a car just to move bricks for a living.
10, the car in front is fast, but it's a little far. What kind of car is it?
1 1. Buying a car is an excuse, because there are only vegetable people and no vegetable carts.
12, you can always encounter strange mental disorders by bus. Should I buy a car, but I dare not drive without money.
13. What's the name of the four-lap car?
14, my sister-in-law picked up the car today, and my sister-in-law told me to change cars in the group. Well, it's hard to make ends meet now, and I dare not make plans. It's gonna work anyway, right?
15. When I didn't buy a new car before, I went to the community to chase someone else's car every day. It is not uncommon to buy one yourself now, and you have to play with someone else's excavator.
16, if you can't afford to add oil, why is the oil price getting more and more expensive? Try to save money and not go out in the future.
17, spend your own money, buy the car you want, and feel at ease.
18. I was really happy to learn that a classmate was promoted to business manager today. I remember when I went back to play with him during the Spring Festival, we were still riding motorcycles. Today, he said he was going to buy a car. It seems that this boy need not be so arrogant this year.
19, I want to buy a four-wheel drive, or a high-end atmosphere with a convertible, low-key and luxurious.
20, this traffic jam is enough! I want to save money to buy a car! I buy two rounds, which is faster than four rounds! Enough!
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