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Why does Deyun Society only have eight heads?

I forgot about him when I put the branch. Zhang sent a Weibo. He is the top nine in the family tree, so I forgot to inform him.

The top nine are Zhang Jiuling, Li Jiuchun, Zhou Jiuliang, Yang Jiulang, Zhang Jiuchi, Gao Jiucheng, Wang Jiulong and Zhang. It is the top nine because eight of them are the first batch of nine-character academies.

Boss-Zhang Jiuling in Meditation

At the age of nine, as the first person in the nine-character subject, his basic skills are solid. In fact, at the age of nine, he should have been the most favored little brother of the crane family, but because he was too young, he later joined the Jiuzi family and became the big brother of the Jiuzi family. 2018165438+124 October, my partner Wang Jiulong and I held my first solo performance in Tianjin, which means that "Jiuzike" can be independent.

The second child-"Sister Chun has no weak daughter, and the girl from Deyun Society never gives up."

The second place in the top nine is Li Jiuchun, the "big teacher sister" of Deyun Society. Why do you say it's a big teacher elder sister? Because Jiuchun is tall and slim, like a woman. Moreover, in the 20 16 Silk Festival, the head teacher called it "Miss Etiquette First", and then she wore cheongsam with Zhang Yunlei in the cross talk drama "Qingshuihe" in September, which surprised the audience. Sister Chun now belongs to the Eighth Team of Deyun Society and belongs to Zhang Yunlei. Sister Chun has a saying: "Come on, scratch your hair, I am in the top nine", which fully embodies that "there are no cowards in the top nine".

The third part-"Buddhism holds Zhou Jiuliang"

As a Buddhist singer who leaves work at any time, Mr. Xiao is Bian Xiao's favorite. Teacher Xiao also has a feature on the stage, that is, "death in a word", and often turns his brother over in one sentence. Mr. Xiao is often called "orange cat" by fans, which is really similar. No matter from his figure or some unconscious gestures, he is Coco's favorite big orange cat. Moreover, Mr. Xiao and MengMeng's little milk sound are almost salty and sweet.

Old Four-Yang Jiulang, the Little Overlord of Sanqing

As the "top nine", Jiulang can be said to be a "three-celebration bully" that anyone can beat except his own partner. Many people say that Jiu Lang partnered with Zhang Yunlei and was overshadowed by Zhang Yunlei. But Jiulang himself said, "Not everyone can be a good foil for red flowers and green leaves". Bian Xiao believes that for the two of them: the right is the best! Don't care about the outside voice, be the best you can be.

Bachelor-Zhang Jiuchi

Zhang Jiuchi, whose real name is Jinbao Zhang, was born in 2000. 20 1 1 participated in the legendary swordsman and won the national championship. 20 13 Degang Guo apprentice. However, because Zhang Jiuchi is still young and still in school, he rarely participates in the performance of Deyun Society.

Old Six-"Dark Hand is 90% higher"

As the "last tenderness of the first nine", 90% gradually "went south" because of their partners, which became a dark belt. In the past, 90% of them were gentle and gentle on the stage, and they seldom hit Jiu Nan, but it was estimated that Jiu Nan was in too much debt. Now, 90% began to fight back, not only often pushing Jiu Nan, but even starting to fight. At 9 1%, Jiu Nan was scared into silence.

Old Seven-King Kowloon in Fury

Wang Jiulong is not only a member of the top nine, but also the nephew of Teacher Guo. Kowloon looks good, with a height of 193cm, which makes a nine-year-old child of 178cm look like a "naive girl". And Kowloon's signboard "Wangzaixiao" has won the hearts of many Deyun girls. Linglong is good at Allegro, and their "Three-section Flower-worshipping Alley" has high energy, so it is recommended to watch it.

Old Eight —— Gentle Zhang Man Jiu Nan

Zhang is also a favorite actor. Although he is on the stage, the audience is extremely gentle. He will go to the girl who comes to him alone after stepping down because he is worried about her safety; He will post search information on Weibo because he can't find anything sent by fans; He will sing to him because of the fans in the audience. Obviously, I was particularly moved, but I had to hold back from crying because I was afraid that the Deyun girl was worried. How can such a gentle man not love?