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A zombie movie, probably around 2005, about a zombie holding a book that could destroy the world.
It should be Sandra Ng's "One Eyebrow Taoist Sister", it doesn't matter if it is not, see if you like it below.
One Eyebrow Taoist Sister
Chinese title
p>Yi mei dao gu
Foreign film titles
Yi mei dao gu
More Chinese film titles:
Meng Mei Taogu, one of the ghost series
More foreign film titles
Vampires Settle on the Police Camp
Meng gui xi lie zhi yi Yi Mei dao gu
p>Video Type
Drama/Horror
Duration
73 minutes
Country/Region
Hong Kong
Dialogue Language
Cantonese
Color
Color
Release Date
Hong Kong
Hong Kong
June 7, 1990
Credit
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Director
Chi-Hwa Chen
Writer
Joseph Chan
Actor
Charlie Cho .....Chao
Sandra Ng .....Madam Lee
Alex To .....Wong
Kaohsiung Eddy Ko .....Chan
Alvina Kong .....Ma Siao-Ling
Billy Lau .....Woodpecker
Angile Leung .....Lung Fei-Fung
Hu Feng Fung Woo .....Tong
Ye Rongzu Wing-Cho Yip .....Hwa
Ga-Ling Gung
Yuen-Man Cheng
Ji-Hung Chung
Hoi-Pang Lo
Chi Yung Chung
Plot introduction
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Version 1
The police school is haunted. In order to drive away the ghosts, instructors Chen SIR and Tang SIR found nine male and female police officers whose zodiac signs were dragons and practiced the Kowloon Soul Chasing Formation. Among them, the female chicken-catching inspector Li Lanyu's arrogant attitude aroused everyone's dissatisfaction. They decided to play tricks on her and made a series of jokes. After the trainees learned that the purpose of the training was to catch ghosts, they immediately resigned. However, the camp was controlled by ghosts and they were forced to stay and assist Chen Sir in exorcising ghosts. At the critical moment, Madame Li took out the family secret book and She transformed into a Taoist nun with one eyebrow and fought against the ghosts for ten times, and finally joined forces with the mage to drive out the ghosts.
Version 2
Sir Tang and Sir Chen were instructors at the police academy. One night, all the students encountered a fierce ghost and all ran away. It turns out that it was Sir Chen who committed evil in his previous life, killing a family of four and turning into four zombies, big and small, demanding their lives from him. Chen Sir asked Master Lai Dada for help and received the secret book of the Kowloon Soul Chasing Array. He then recruited nine male and female police officers who were born in the year of the dragon to train according to the master's instructions and prepare to exorcise ghosts. Sir Tang and Sir Chen deceived nine police officers. This was a farewell mission called "VSOP", led by the chicken-catching female inspector Li Lanyu.
Li's arrogant attitude aroused the dissatisfaction of all the team members. They teased her in the name of a birthday party. They were full of jokes. The little zombies were playful and acted strangely in secret, making it difficult to punish them. In the end, three big zombies showed up to take care of her. Everyone saw this. Run away with your head in your hands. The nine team members immediately resigned, but the training camp was controlled by zombies. They had no choice but to concentrate on practicing the Kowloon Soul Chasing Formation in preparation for the challenge. On the 14th day of the seventh lunar month, four zombies were indeed dispatched, and the Kowloon Soul Chasing Formation was no match for them. At this moment, Li Lanyu took out his family's magic weapon and transformed into a Taoist nun with one eyebrow to start a fierce battle with the four ghosts.
Zombie Taoist One:
Title: Zombie Taoist
Starring: Lin Zhengying, Xu Shaoqiang, Yuan Qiongdan, Wang Shulin, Wen Song, Jinchang Tan Bingwen
Director: Yang Shaohong
Country and region: Hong Kong Asia Television ATV
Plot introduction:
Tianshi Mao Xiaofang (Lin Zhengying) comes to track the Chinese zombie king Xuankui (Xian Haoying) When I arrived in Hong Kong, I met Zhong Bang (Wang Shuqi) and Yang Yunfei (Xu Shaoqiang). Unexpectedly, Yang Yunfei was a treacherous and cunning man. In order to achieve his goal, he did not hesitate to become the invincible corpse king. Even Mao Xiaofang was no match. Will Hong Kong become a zombie from then on? China, how should Master Mao deal with it?
Zombie Taoist II:
Title: Zombie Taoist II
Starring: Lin Zhengying, Shang Tian'e, Lin Wenlong, Meng Hai, Yin Tianzhao Man Songxian Christine Yang
Director: Xiao Jiankeng
Country and region: Hong Kong Asia Television ATV
Plot introduction:
Mao Xiaofang (Lin Zhengying) is a Maoshan sect A great master of the generation, he and his disciples Xiao Hai (Meng Hai) and Yu Dachu (Lin Wenlong) took it as their mission to exorcise demons. One day, Mao met the female spy Black Rose (Shang Tian'e). She stole the treasures from the cemetery, which caused the soldiers to disturb the town. In order to save the lives of the villagers, Mao used all kinds of martial arts to fight against the corpses. At the same time, Mao's junior brother Lei Gang (Cheng Dong) vowed to fight Mao to the death in order to seize the leader's token. There were also the elf, the innocent soul of the theater troupe and the blood demon who were doing evil everywhere. , can Mao and others work together to eradicate the monsters? Can they save the lives of the people?
I have a date with zombies
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Ma Xiaoling
The modern ghost-catching female heavenly master is the 40th generation descendant of the Ma family. She was the ancestor of the Ma family in her previous life and owes the descendants of the Ma family a drop of tears. Reasonable, persistent, competitive, face-loving, hateful of evil, stubborn and strong-willed, unforgiving with words, harsh words, cold on the outside and hot on the inside, hard-spoken and soft-hearted, kind-hearted, affectionate and righteous, trying his best to hide the true emotions inside, deep in the heart Chu is extremely eager for love and freedom, and firmly believes that her destiny can be created with her own hands. —Hard-tongued but soft-hearted
Kuang Tianyou/Kang Guohua
The real identity is Kuang Guohua, who turned into a zombie after being bitten by a general 60 years ago. Although his identity is complicated, no matter what, he always falls in love with the woman named Ma Xiaoling. Calm and unsmiling, because he borrowed Kuang Tianyou's identity, he had to learn Tianyou's daily behavior, which was a bit reluctant at first, but later he became accustomed to it. I also continue the true and undying love with Ma Xiaoling that originated from thousands of years ago! — Passionate
Kang Fusheng
Smart and lively, quirky, smart and cute, and knowledgeable about the world. Because he became a zombie more than 60 years ago, his actual age is over 70, so from time to time there are old people grumbling and sighing...
He Yingqiu (Uncle Qiu)
He is a descendant of Mao Xiaofang, cold on the outside and hot on the inside, enthusiastic to help others, open-minded and frank, and impartial. He has watched Ma Xiaoling grow up since he was a child, and is almost Xiaoling's relative. Later, he died as a result of the Zombie King's generals, and became Ksitigarbha's agent after his death.
Yamamoto Kazuo/Situ Fenren/Wanyan Bupo
From a murderous Japanese warlord to a profit-seeking, selfish and indifferent TV director, from an elementary school student who is cold on the outside and hot on the inside and is not good at expressing emotions. From a teacher to a brave general of the Kingdom of Jin. His identity changes frequently and he becomes more and more popular among the audience!
Wang Zhenzhen
Simple and kind, after thousands of years of love with Yamamoto, the first person still remembers you, but you fall in love with the person who never loves you.
By chance, she fell in love with Kuang Tianyou, which caused emotional entanglements among Zhenzhen, Tianyou and Xiaoling. In the end, they found that Yamamoto was their destination.
Yamamoto Mirai, Jin Mirai, Wan Yan No Tears
In the three films, she always loves a man. No matter if that man is good or bad, she will always meet him and fall in love with him.
She once killed her relatives and killed Yamamoto Kazuo, and she also wanted to die with her erring husband. She also became a zombie mother...
Domoto Shingo/Domoto Shizu
In the first part, we can easily see his forbearance and suffering; in the second part, he became a very absurd person, and the worst mistake he made was to kill Zhenzhen; in the third part, he became even more comical and became He killed the toothless zombie and was called the "peerless bitch" by others. However, he has always loved that woman—Future and Wu Lei
Kang Tianya
She is the daughter of Ma Xiaoling and Kuang Tianyou in the future world, and she is also the legendary magic star. She is the first purple-eyed zombie. She came to 2004 with the last wish of her father (Tianyou) in order to find her mother (Xiaoling), and finally resolved their years of misunderstanding....
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Prologue - In 1938, the Japanese invaders invaded China, and wars raged across China. The guerrilla leader Kuang Guohua fought hard with the Japanese Army Major Yamamoto Ryuichi. The son of a peasant farmer who was protected by Kuang Guohua was resurrected, and he fought alone with the dragon. In a decisive battle, both sides suffered losses. When Guohua, Fusheng, and Long Yi were on the verge of death, the zombie king general appeared and sucked all the blood of the three of them. At that time, Ma Danna, the contemporary descendant of the exorcist clan, arrived and repelled the general. , but lost traces of Guohua and his resurrection. Dana knew that if she was bitten by a general, she would turn into a zombie, and predicted that the future would be troubled.
In Hong Kong in 1998, a ruthless CID named Kuang Tianyou accomplished extraordinary feats under impossible circumstances, just because Tianyou was none other than Kuang Guohua sixty years ago. It turned out that Tianyou (Kwok Wah) had been raped by Bitten by the general, Susheng and Susheng turned into immortal zombies that live on blood and have strange powers. Since then, the two have been dependent on each other and have the same love as father and son. Tianyou's dream is to find a way to make Susheng return to normal people and live in peace. Return to the ordinary life of birth, old age, illness and death. . .
Ma Xiaoling, a descendant of the exorcist family Ma Danna, was hired by a large Japanese department store to catch ghosts for her. She went to Japan with her friend Wang Zhenzhen. When Xiaoling fought with the evil spirit, Wang Zhenzhen was possessed by the evil spirit. Fortunately, Tianyou was rescued by Tianyou on a business trip to Japan, and Zhenzhen developed a good impression of Tianyou. However, Tianyou had long been indifferent to emotional matters, so he quietly returned to Hong Kong, leaving Zhenzhen extremely helpless. By coincidence, under the arrangement of Tianyou's only close friend, businessman He Yingqiu from the spiritual world, he actually moved to the property of Zhenzhen's mother Ouyang Jiajia. Tianyou originally wanted to move again, but Fusheng had a good impression of Zhenzhen Ben and asked Tianyou to stay. So Tianyou had no choice but to agree.
The building where Tianyou lives is haunted, so he hires Xiaoling to exorcise the ghosts. However, this arouses the dissatisfaction of his neighbor Sister Jin. It turns out that Sister Jin and her son Jin Zhengzhong specialize in receiving all kinds of rituals for eight mothers-in-law to worship gods. Helping the family, but actually cheating, but Xiaoling's intervention caused Sister Jin to miss the opportunity. Tianyou then worked with Xiaoling to drive away ghosts and catch the murderer, completing the mission. This incident made the two of them have a good impression of each other, but Tianyou knew that he was not old There is no good result for zombies falling in love with people, so they have been avoiding it. Zhenzhen, under the arrangement of resurrection, can't help but fall in love with Tianyou. Therefore, Xiaoling, Zhenzhen, and Tianyou fall into a confusing triangle relationship. During this period, Tianyou unexpectedly discovered the trace of Long Yi. At this moment, Long Yi feeds on blood and his strength is no longer what it used to be. He also brought his subordinates Ken, Herman, Biga and his daughter Yamamoto to Hong Kong in the future. While seeking revenge from Tianyou, he must also Turn this place into a zombie world, and in July 1999, when the end of the world was predicted to come, it was the day when Long Yi came to dominate the world. Tianyou learned that he vowed to die and continued the relationship with Long Yi sixty years ago. war. . .
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The heaven and earth were in chaos, and there was love in the beginning. Nuwa used clay to create humans, and refined colored stones to mend the sky, creating vitality for humans. Who knows that human beings are greedy and will lead to their own destruction. Nuwa spared no effort to extract five kinds of vicious forces: jealousy, resentment, confusion, and infatuation from the human world, and turned them into five-color stones to make the human world clean again.
Just when everyone discovered that "fate" was the biggest enemy, the Holy Mother and the Human King suddenly decided to start a war. Seeing that the two of them were about to be destroyed, Xiaoling, Tianyou and others finally decided to join the war to stop it, and the war finally broke out. , before the world was destroyed, everyone finally worked together to beat the Virgin to death. At this time, fate actually happened to the Virgin. Only then did the King of Humans reveal that the mission of the Pangu clan was to eliminate fate, and everything they had done in the past was a trap. The trap of fate, in the end, everyone has a final battle with the Virgin Mary who has been possessed by fate. Can humans and gods work together to truly defeat fate and free the world from the shackles of fate?
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