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The most embarrassing 10 occupation

Some netizens said, isn't the most embarrassing job in the world a lifeguard in the Olympic swimming competition? Bian Xiao can only say that you are still too young ~ Although there are thousands of occupations in the world, some of them are simply mysterious and embarrassing ~ To be competent in these wonderful occupations, you must not only have professionalism, but also have a strong heart ~ ~ (Bian Xiao's heart is not so strong anyway) The following is the list of "Top Ten Most Awkward Jobs in the World", and anyone who is interested can challenge it ~ (Bian Xiao quits first).

10. Professional deodorizing odor tester

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Remember how bad it was to smell other people's armpits on the train? Some people do it for a living. Deodorant companies must have a way to test the effectiveness of their products, so people come in to try them out, and then others smell their armpits. Sometimes deodorant smells really good and can eliminate the smell of sweat, but sometimes it doesn't smell so good.

Children's shoes, do you still remember what it was like to smell all kinds of underarm odor on the train? You certainly don't want to think of that unique smell again. However, some people make a living from it. All deodorant companies have to test the effectiveness of their products in some way, so people try those products and let others smell their armpits. Sometimes deodorant smells really good and really eliminates the smell of smelly sweat, but sometimes, the smell you smell is not like this!

The problem is that to do this job, you must have a sensitive nose, but you can't be too sensitive to smell really bad things. It seems like a lose-lose for us, but some people can succeed. If you don't like armpits, there are actually a lot of smell tests. All these jobs make us feel embarrassed at the thought of them, but maybe you are a person who never feels embarrassed and can be competent for any task. If you are, look around. Obviously, there are many options.

To do this job, you must have a sensitive nose, but you can't be too sensitive to smell really bad things. It seems like a lose-lose for us, but some people can really do well. In fact, besides smelling armpits, there are many tasks of odor testing, which always keep us awake. But maybe you're an exception? The one who won't be embarrassed? Maybe you don't work hard to finish the task? If you are unlucky, look around and there are still many choices waiting for you.

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Subway pusher

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Oshiya, or "pusher", is a person who helps people get on the train in the morning and evening rush hours. If you live in a city like new york or Chicago, you may know that it's embarrassing to take the train at the busiest time. You're packed in like sardines, crushed by complete strangers. If you happen to be short, it's probably an armpit city.

Their job is to cram passengers into subway cars during the morning and evening rush hours. If you live in a city like new york or Chicago, you must know that it will be very embarrassing to take the subway during rush hour. You are stuck in a can like a sardine, and you will be squeezed into other strangers at any time. If your head is just low, congratulations, you may have come to an underarm city.

Although the United States is crowded here, we got nothing in Japan. In the long run, Tokyo has the largest population of all cities, and everyone is clamoring for an incredibly efficient high-speed train. Compared with other places, drivers must be more aggressive and cram people who most of us think are absolutely full into the train. If you like to rudely cram strangers into trains, this job is very suitable for you. If this sounds a little intense, you may want to stay away.

In the United States, congestion can be seen everywhere. For the Japanese, there is nothing to be afraid of. The population of Tokyo is definitely larger than that of any other city, and everyone is scrambling to take the high-speed train. Therefore, compared with other places, pushers should push passengers into the car harder. If you like to shove strangers into the car rudely, then this job is very suitable for you. If you think it sounds a little nervous, you may be discouraged from the job.

8. Face probe

Facial toucher

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Ever wonder how they test the quality of lotions and facial cleansers? You should thank the facial expression. Sometimes they prefer to be called "sensory scientists". Basically, subjects will use a facial product, and then scientists will feel their faces, check the changes of skin texture, the effectiveness of the product, and other things that only scientists really know. Jokes are jokes. Just like pet food testers, these people really have to pay attention to details and know enough about products and faces.

Want to know how to test the quality of skin care products and scrub? Thanks to people who have facial touch, sometimes they prefer to be called "sensory scientists". Basically, subjects will use facial products, and then scientists will touch their faces and check the changes of skin texture, so that they can know the effect and other properties of the products. But we're joking about it. Like pet food testers, these scientists must pay close attention to details and master a lot of knowledge about products and faces.

Nevertheless, rubbing people's faces and taking notes all day doesn't sound so great to us. The face is just an untouched area, especially by people we don't know. In fact, many people don't like people touching their faces at all. Like many such jobs, we must give support to those who touch their faces, not only because it may be uncomfortable, but also because they are testing imperfect products.

Again, pinching other people's faces and taking notes all day sounds uncomfortable. We seldom touch a person's face, especially the face of a stranger, let alone touch it. Many people don't like their faces being touched. But with the increase of this kind of work, we have to use some props to replace faces, not only because people feel uncomfortable, but also because we are testing imperfect products.

7. Pet food tester

Pet food tester

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We're not sure if this is embarrassing or disgusting. But yes, human taste testers are used to ensure the quality control, taste and true ingredient list of pet food. We are sure that you have smelled your pet's food, and your friend may even have eaten some in a challenge-does this sound attractive?

We are not sure whether this job is embarrassing or disgusting, but human taste testers can really guarantee the quality and taste of pet food and check whether the ingredients listed on the ingredient list are true. What we can be sure of is that you must smell the food your pet eats, and your friend may have the courage to taste it. Admit it, children's shoes -Are these foods attractive to you?

It may sound awkward to tell people that you do this for a living, but pet food tasters earn an average of $40,000 a year, so who cares? With the passage of time, the quality of pet food has greatly improved, so these people are actually doing great service for our four-legged friends. Although it sounds disgusting, it must be done. If this sounds bad, most pet food testers (except those who really like it) will spit out the product after tasting it, just like a sommelier. But instead of getting drunk, they avoided some potentially terrible stomachaches.

Although it will be embarrassing to tell others that you are a pet food tester, this job can earn 40 thousand dollars a year, so who cares? I don't care whether he is embarrassed or not. Have you noticed that the quality of your dog's rations is getting better and better, so these testers have actually done a lot of services for our four-legged friends. Although this profession may sound bad, someone has to do it. Most pet food testers (except those who really like them) are more like sommeliers after spitting out the products, not only to avoid getting drunk, but also to prevent some potential terrible stomachaches.

6. Masseuse

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Well, you may have heard of this. Massage usually feels great, but people who do it are different. Although the feeling of massage is really good, it is often embarrassing for people who receive massage. Some people receive regular massage, and we are sure it will help after a period of time. This can be attributed to the fact that physical contact with strangers is an understandable uncomfortable experience. Massage usually covers every part of the body, except the most intimate parts. We think it would be very embarrassing to accidentally break this rule. Sometimes people are naked? Not everyone will like it.

Well, this is a profession you may have heard of, so you will be surprised why it is included in the most embarrassing profession. Don't worry, it's a different job. Even if the massage feels really good, it often makes people feel embarrassed. Some people massage regularly and will feel the effect after a while. Because physical contact with strangers is quite uncomfortable. Massage usually covers every part of the body evenly, except the private parts of course. It would be embarrassing if we accidentally broke this rule. Besides, I heard that sometimes you need to be naked? Don't! Absolutely not.

In other words, a masseur is definitely a dull job in this list. If this is your profession, you must do it.

So masseurs are definitely qualified to be on this list. If this is your pursuit, do it bravely.

5. Professional Huggers

Professional hugger

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This job is a bit notorious because it sounds ridiculous, but its market is extremely strong. Professional huggers can really charge as much as they want, and some reputable ones can reach 80 dollars per hour.

This profession is a bit notorious, because it sounds ridiculous, but the market demand for it is surprisingly strong. Professional hugs can charge at will, and some experienced veterans can now make a net profit of $80 an hour.

Hugging is a very intimate thing, which is usually done by people as a strong emotional form. So it seems strange to have sex with a stranger. However, in a world where people feel more and more isolated, it is a lucrative job. The most effective feeling of human feelings is touch, so it is meaningful (as many mammals do). You may have heard of people who pay by the hour to make friends. People just no longer meet certain basic needs naturally. It sounds sad, but if both customers and hugers feel comfortable and happy, we really don't see any problem.

Hugging is a very intimate thing. Usually people hug in strong feelings. It's a little strange to hug strangers. However, in this world, people feel more and more lonely, so this career is so worthwhile. The most effective way for people to express their love is to touch, so this is the reason why this profession exists (as many mammals do). You may have heard that people spend money by the hour to create opportunities to make friends. After getting basic needs, people naturally don't meet each other. It sounds a little sad, but if both the client and the hugger feel comfortable and happy, it should not be a problem.

4. Temporary bridesmaid

Body double bridesmaid

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Some people get extra cash by being bridesmaids at strangers' weddings. Whether people don't have enough friends to fill the vacancy or they just want to make their wedding more ostentatious, this is another job where you can set the price and make a lot of money.

Some people will be body double's bridesmaids at strangers' weddings to earn some extra money. It's a good job whether people don't invite enough friends to the wedding site or want to make their wedding look more dazzling. You can set your own price, and you will probably make a lot of money.

To some extent, this is a good thing, because you support someone on his special day. Nevertheless, it must be embarrassing to attend such an important event without knowing anyone. Many times, even if you know some people, it will be embarrassing to participate in such activities. If you are a super extrovert and you think you can do anything better, you should try this. We think most people will pass.

To some extent, it is a wonderful thing when you support others on their special days. However, it's embarrassing that you don't know anyone on such an important occasion. Many times, it is embarrassing to participate in such activities and not know anyone. If you are an extrovert who can do any wedding, you can really try it. I believe most people can do it.

3. Professional mourners

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Isn't it enough to attend a stranger's wedding? Go to a stranger's funeral. Professional undertaker was hired to attend people's funerals and felt sad. If you want this job, you need to be good at crying.

Isn't it enough to spend money on a stranger's wedding? Upgrade to a stranger's funeral by going up a flight of stairs. Professional undertaker is a group hired to attend funerals and must show extreme sadness to infect others. If you want to be in this business, you should at least be very good at crying.

Professional mourning actually has rich historical and cultural roots. In some cultures and certain periods, it is regarded as a very important profession. Think about it, funerals are such intense activities. It's easy to feel a little sad when you hear about someone's death (whether you know them or not), but go into another family's personal ceremony and cry beside them? That sounds a lot. However, we guess that if this is what people want and makes them feel better, it is for a good reason. We just can't imagine how many people want to do this.

In fact, the professional loss of teachers has a long history and cultural origin. In a specific culture and period, this is an important occupation. Think about it. Funeral is a serious matter. It's easy to show sadness when you hear the news of someone's death (whether you know them or not), but attending this person's family funeral ceremony and crying with them sounds completely different. But we guess that if this is what people want and can bring them comfort, this is a good career. We just can't imagine how many people want to do this job.

2. Funeral clown

Funeral clown

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You have become an effective professional mourner, and you are looking for greater challenges. Want to be paid to really master the atmosphere of the funeral? Try to be a funeral clown. This should not be confused with the clown funeral, which is funny, sad and ironic at the same time. But this job could be all these things.

If you have become a touching professional bereavement, you are looking for greater opportunities and challenges. Want to be the person who can dominate the funeral atmosphere? You can also get paid You can try being a funeral clown. Of course, it can't be confused with a clown funeral, which often combines comedy, sadness and irony. But this work may also involve these elements.

Although this occupation is more common in history, it still exists in some parts of the world. During the Roman Empire, funeral clowns would joke at the ceremony and play the role of the dead. They are actually respected and well paid. In the modern sense, you are the person who is hired to attend a stranger's funeral and cheer people up-tell jokes and help them see the bright side. We can't imagine a more embarrassing situation or a tougher crowd.

Although this profession has been quite common since ancient times, it continues in some parts of the world. As early as the Roman Empire, funeral clowns would joke in the ceremony and imitate the dead. In fact, they are quite decent and have high incomes. In the modern sense, you may be hired to attend a stranger's funeral to cheer up the living and move on. You encourage people to see the bright side of life by telling jokes. I really can't imagine that this funeral will be for a slightly embarrassing scene or a tough clown who doesn't laugh.

1. Spices or chemicals (used to prevent the decay of corpses)

Corpse embalmer

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It must be a strange experience to see a dead body. Now imagine seeing them all the time. Of course, desensitization will happen, but this is not what most people will like. You may know that an embalmer is a person who prepares a corpse for an open coffin funeral. This process involves draining blood from the body and replacing it with antiseptic liquid, which can effectively preserve the body.

For most people, seeing a body with their own eyes is a strange experience. Now, imagine you have to stare at them all the time. Desensitization will certainly happen, but most of us can't enjoy it. As you may know, embalmers are such a group of people who serve the bodies that have opened the coffins at funerals. The process includes draining the blood of the corpse and replacing it with preservatives, thus effectively preventing the corpse from rotting.

This is an art, really. Sometimes people seem to die horribly, and the best embalmers can carry out amazing body reconstruction. This is a particularly important job, because many people want to see their loved ones at their best before burying them.

Kong Zhen, this is an art, sometimes people look terrible when they die, and then a good embalmer will make an amazing and perfect recovery of the body. When many people want to see their loved ones for the last time before taking a break, you will understand that this is really a special and important job.

These people usually stay alone in a room with dead bodies and have to deal with them often. Gross? For most people. Awkward? We're sure. The terror of existence? Absolutely.

This group of people usually live in the same room with the body, and they are inseparable most of the time. Is it disgusting? Most likely. Awkward? Of course. Feel the horror of life? Absolutely.

After reading these wonderful jobs, do you feel that your strange job is not normal? ......