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There are old classic sentences in the description.
At this embarrassing age, you are old in love, too early to talk about death, too naive to talk about experiences with young people, too young to talk about stories with old people, bored at home, afraid of making noise when you go out, willfully calling you immature, saying you pretend to be deep in silence, calling you a demon in fashion, simply saying you are old, feeling tired of living, just thinking about being negative, looking back, you are old, young and not working hard.
"A man went up the mountain to cut firewood, and the Lu Yu Tiger climbed up the cliff in a panic and barely escaped the tiger's mouth, only to find a mouse gnawing at the rattan overhead. There was a tiger roaring in the sky and a mouse biting the vine in the sky. In the midst of the crisis, he suddenly saw mulberries in front of him. He picked one and tasted it, which made him feel very sweet. " Difficulties and hardships are all over the world, but the sweet satisfaction in details makes people happy. Even if life is a big ruin, people who can't be broken still have to manage this tiny perfection. -
The Son of Heaven reminds her of a story in a Buddhist sutra. One man goes up the mountain to chop wood, and Lu Yu Tiger. In a hurry, I climbed a dead vine on the rock wall and barely escaped from the jaws of death, only to find a rat eating the vine overhead. There was a tiger roaring in the rain and a mouse biting the vine on the beach. In a crisis, I suddenly saw mulberries on the grass vine in front of me. He picked one and tasted it, which made him feel extremely sweet.
willfulness says you are immature, silence says you pretend to be deep, fashion says you are demon, and simplicity says you are old. I feel tired of life. I just want to be negative. Looking back, there are old people in the world and small people in the world. You can't die if you don't work hard to make money!
Being involved in getting along with others, we can see the complex level of gray from the clear distinction between black and white. There is pressure from the boss and struggles from colleagues. Even if you are a beginner, you feel a sense of insecurity. Experienced a lot of troubles, although facing the struggle of values, I can only sigh that my servants don't want to fight, but they have to fight. Entering the society and coping with learning skills is just to understand this dark whirlpool. You don't have to participate, but you should be clear about this life pattern. From now on, blx will no longer be explosive and full.
There are mice upstairs, dancing without eating cabbage. There is a cat downstairs that smells delicious, and it's free without eating mice.
A man with a family and a business, a senior and a junior, is like the heart of a whole. If he tries to stop stealing, others will die. So I have to be busy if I'm exhausted.
It is not a burden but a blessing to have the old and the young in the world, at least to prove that you are not alone in this world.
it's not easy to be alive. Some people deserve to die, but they don't. Some people don't deserve to die, but they die. Some seemingly just people deserve to die, but they don't. Who would have thought that they were wolves in sheep's clothing? Some evil people are forced to do so. They also have their own reasons, they also have dreams, they are wandering, and they also have reasons not to die. But why did they die? Please don't look at them with the same eyes. Who would have thought that evil people are actually just? They just run counter to their dreams. It's not their fault. We have to endure the pressure brought by society every day, and one day it will collapse, bang, one after another. Boom, this creates an impulse. Evil people are old and young. What do they do for crime, money, and to support their families? In other words, this is their dream.
I just saw a girl's monologue, describing her unique struggle and persistence with depravity, but I usually don't classify it as doing nothing in the label scale of growth and the rhythm of others, just like the rebellious teenager in adolescence who fled orthodoxy as he wished and didn't have to go home for the New Year with remorse and self-pity. I have to say that those who are well-behaved, the education of tiger mom and cat dad, There are more than enough living expenses. Everyone talks about wages, old-age care, children, villages that don't have much fun every year, and crowded county towns. In this way, there are old days and small days. There is always a suspicion of going too far in this festival. After all, after walking around in the past, everyone hopes to say goodbye to their hometown and return to their home. Everyone closes the door. Seven days of friends and relatives immediately fell into limbo
There is a kind of happiness, that is, the old and the young are healthy and sensible, the children are progressive and cheerful, and the husband and wife love each other harmoniously
At the age of 18, they were ruined by pride and walked the road paved by their parents; At the age of 25, he refused to change and was ruined by ideas; At the age of 3, I was unwilling to fight and was ruined by laziness; At the age of 4, he was an enemy and was ruined by face; Envy the glory of others, envy the net worth of others; At the age of 5, I regret it, and I am ruined by my worries. I have old age and small age, so I can only live carefully; Sitting in a rocking chair at the age of 6, I think it's too late! A person's life, either pay attention to it or make do with it!
I'm living in an environment with Alzheimer's disease, menopausal syndrome and adolescent rebellion. This kind of life is in dire straits.
A normal family includes not only husband and wife, but also the elderly and the young. -common saying
At our age, there are old people and young people, and being caught in the middle is also a kind of burden ... But even so, we must be strong ... and live bravely ...
There are storytellers in deep alleys, and there are old wines on bluestones, and I don't expect a smooth journey in life. I just hope that there will be people to accompany me when it is rough.
If someone points a gun at me, most of them beg for mercy and say, Don't kill me, I'm old and young ... But foreign movies, including Hong Kong gangster movies, especially the United States, say, Oh, you won't shoot me, you don't want to kill me, right? We can have a good talk ...
If we are in middle age like me, we have seen blurred and provocative eyes, seen specious hints, heard the truth after drinking, and played hard to get. If there is leisure to look for a blue face, it is definitely a passionate preview of a lonely young woman in a boudoir before derailment. Everyone who comes out to mix is an opportunist. If you can make money, you can make it. If you can't make it, it doesn't hurt. It's all a joke. If you want to be ambiguous, just say it. If you want to make an appointment, you will make an appointment. If you want to cheat, you will simply cheat. Why waste such a good word as "confidant"? -Li Ailing's "If you don't hurt, love will be fine"
Being old in the world when your mother is around is a superficial burden, and it is an essential loneliness when your mother doesn't stay
I'm not afraid after the 198s, but I just know that I care about my family, not tired, not enough, but I know how hard my parents are, and I'm finally old after the 198s. At this embarrassing age, talking about love is old, talking about death is too early, talking about experiences with young people is naive, talking about stories with old people is too young, being bored at home, going out crazy and afraid of making noise, being willful and saying that you want to be mature, being silent and saying that you pretend to be deep, being fashionable and saying that you are old, feeling tired and just thinking about being negative, looking back, you can't die without trying to make money. -to us after 8!
the salary that you can't get up is the three highs that you can't get down. Fake drugs that can't be bought with a dissatisfied wallet. Now, after 7 and 8, the sky is dominated, and after 9, it is lawless. After , it is spoiled. Poor 5 and 6, life is getting worse every day. There are old people in the world and young people, and I am old! All we have left now is 3 million. "One amnesia, one memory, one is not easy." The evening breeze passes through the quiet and dark corridor, and its footprints spread on every inch of bare old slate. The withered wall pages are engraved with the lonely and mournful sound of history. We bury our bodies in this series of reincarnation with no future, waiting for history to fade its last elegance and present our original selves.
But maybe because I am a selfish woman, I will only be moved by him, but I will never fall in love with him, because he can't give me what I want. -old stone "Ziwei Youth Hall"
Now, the grass grows to the river, tender as water. For many years, the old stone in Hotan was more silent than time and more temperament than people in the face of stubborn time, in the mountains and rivers and in the reflection. In Hotan, most stones are deep. Others are frivolous on the banks of the river. They are scattered like unmarried old women. Many years have passed, and the sheep who come to drink water have self-knowledge in front of running water, but in front of these stones, they are frivolous and coquettish, and even know more about emotional appeal than people. The old stone in Hotan has always had a stubborn prediction: clear and bright time will definitely scab, and there must be a rough coat in your heart. If you don't believe it, there is an indisputable fact that the old stone that doesn't care about time will eventually hang around the neck of a stranger like a pendulum and shake in the nearest centrifugal place. -Li Xun's Old Stone in Hotan
He never dares to say love, for he is afraid that hasty love will harm others and himself, just as he once did. -Old Stone "Ziwei Youth Hall"
In such a world, it is so difficult to believe only in a dream. Shen Tang in the audience looked like water. At a certain moment, I even went back to the scene of Optics Valley at the airport two years ago. He looked at me calmly not far from me. And say goodbye to me without mercy. -Old Stone "Ziwei Youth Hall"
Thank you for the person who let me catch up, and thank you for the person who will be defeated by me. -Ziwei Youth Hall, an old stone
Even though my life has suffered more pain than others, I have experienced more sadness than others, but at this moment, I can only imagine the pain when you hit your head, but I can't feel it. I can only say with a frown; It looks really painful. But I don't hurt, I can't hurt you, and I can't feel even one tenth of your pain. This is the distance that cannot be bridged between people-Old Stone (A Complete Collection of Emotional Articles)
Blue sky and white clouds, green hills and Shui Ying. Old stone moss, birds singing on the branches. The scenery in an instant went deep into my heart.
I took your hand when I met you somehow, and you made a delicate step. I snuggled up to a place for my fingers to be soft on the ancient stone road. I listened to the whispers of the waves, watched the sunset glow and kissed your cheek shyly, and the peach blossoms turned red. My face played all the romantic mornings. You and I are still separated. How should I explain these? Freud didn't mention that if this is the life happiness, there will be no regrets in this life.
I feel very clearly about you, although it is not deep and great, but I love you. -Lao Shi's Life Loser
The songs I wrote were related to him, and so was my mood when I sang, as well as all the memories I posted on the wall, put on the walkman and recorded in my notebook when I was young. And when I grow up, the first person I love is actually him. Somehow, I feel a little scared. -old stone "Ziwei Youth Hall"
"I know that the world will not change for me, just as I will not change for the world" Be yourself, Lynn. Inscription: I won't get dirty just because I'm splashed with dirty water, and those who splash dirty water won't get cleaner because of it, so what am I afraid of? No matter what kind of dye vat this circle is, I will not be dyed with colors I don't like. I would rather cry than flatter, and I would rather have my legs broken than kneel. I know that life doesn't give us many choices of compromise or death, but I don't like either, so I choose to fight. -The old stone "Gossip Queen"
There is a fly in the ointment. Good things are polished, and joy begets sorrow. The original mirror is empty, but it is a dream at the end. Might as well not go. Dreams and spirits on the Sansheng stone are wasted into the world of mortals for many years. This is the front and back, or love or illusion or too stupid. -Old Stone
What if the whole world looks down on me? At least I can sleep peacefully at night, and I don't have to worry about causality and retribution. -Old Stone "Ziwei Youth Hall"
But after two years of growth, I understand an ancient but very simple truth, that is, all men have Secondary Two diseases, which can never be cured! As Schopenhauer said, men only grow old, not mature. They won't die. Go on! -The classic sentence of the old stone "Ziwei Youth Pavilion" describing the old clock
The dragon is not over the shoulder, but the tiger is not going down the mountain. Guanyin closes his eyes and doesn't save the world. Guan Yu will kill people if he opens his eyes. . If you don't tattoo a bloodthirsty wolf, a wolf with blood alone will die. A pack of wolves can't bear it without mercy, and they won't live long if they break their hands and feet. Tattoos don't tattoo pokeberry root, tigers go down the mountain and bite the Lord. If the tattoo is not tattooed, it's hard to fight against it. If you don't tattoo Nezha, the dragon will die in Nezha. If you don't tattoo old Zhong Kui, you won't attract thieves if you avoid ghosts. Life is short, no matter what you tattoo, don't open your eyes!
In order to "save the sky", all the clocks in Shanghai have been set forward by one hour, but Bai Mansion said, "We use old clocks." Their ten o'clock is eleven o'clock. They sang away from the board and couldn't keep up with the Hu Qin of life. Hu Qin babbled and pulled, pulling and pulling in the night with thousands of lights, telling endless desolate stories-don't ask! The story on the Hu Qin should be played by a flaming actor. Two long pieces of red rouge clamped Qiong Yao's nose, sang and smiled, and his sleeves blocked his mouth. However, only Grandpa Bai was sitting alone on the dark and broken balcony, pulling the Hu Qin. -Zhang Ailing's "The First Furnace Incense, Love in the Whole City"
DuDu, DuDu, DuDu, DuDu. The door opened slowly. When Zhao Yiqing walked in, he saw a long black table lying horizontally. There were six black chairs at the table. Five people had been seated. One was wearing a red shirt, one was wearing a white shirt, one was wearing a yellow shirt, and the other was wearing a black shirt. The age was at least over 5 years old. The person sitting in the south was the oldest, wearing a blue gown, with a long beard and half-closed eyes. A handful of beads were placed under the right thumb. All this seems to have aged the air for decades, so the appearance of Zhao Yiqing's young face is more like an alien suddenly breaking in. However, the elders watched quietly and all acquiesced in this incompatibility. -Four Sides
Tick-tock is the comfort of the old clock. The wheel starts to turn with the hour hand, and the bell disappears in the air, replaced by the mobile phone, which vibrates silently. To children
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