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The headline of the social edition of a major newspaper exposed the big news with the title:

"Beitou Yinsongge Cologne blood spattered on the spot".

The victim of the news is Gu Long.

The headline of the news is very big and topical, but the content is very simple, only nearly a hundred words, and the report is quite vague, as if it is deliberately avoiding something.

It tells the story of a conflict with Wu Sheng of another film company when Gu Long, the boss of Baolong Film Company, and his friends went to Yingsongge in Beitou to recruit prostitutes for fun. Gu Long was killed by an artery in his arm and passed out on the spot. . . . . . General events.

Beitou is a "weathering zone" in the suburbs of Taipei. It was built in the early days of Japanese occupation of Taiwan Province Province, and it is a relic of more than 50 years ago.

There are more than 0/000 hot spring hotels/kloc-large and small in the "weathering zone", and each hotel employs young girls to attract pleasure-seeking clients to accompany them to soak in hot springs, which is called "Yuanyang Bath".

The charge for taking a "Yuanyang bath" is calculated by time. How much is it per hour? If it is more than five minutes, count it as one hour.

In addition, the escort girls have different grades, and they are charged according to the grade of the escort. If you want to ask a girl to accompany you in the hotel, there are other special rules and price standards.

Gu Long's friends couldn't figure out why when they first saw the news. They are very unclear. Gu Long was tired of playing in restaurants and nightclubs, and coquettish went to Beitou "weathering zone".

Those singers, movie stars and long-legged sisters are no longer hooked on him? Is the dirty body of prostitutes in weathered areas more attractive than long-legged girls?

However, they think that since the bloodshed happened and made headlines, the problem may be quite serious. A friend called Xiong Mansion to ask about the cause of the incident, the degree of injury and so on.

However, Gu Long closed the door and thanked the guests. All visitors were blocked from the door and the telephone plugs were unplugged. This makes it impossible for friends, journalists, lovers, etc. To enter, it is impossible to understand his current situation.

Gu Long's "Baolong Film Company" was formed by merging his and Zhu Bao's names. "Bao" stands for "Dragon" stands for Gu Long.

Gu Long promoted Zhu Bao to be the chairman of the company, but Zhu Bao took care of his son at home in name only, and it was up to Gu Long to make decisions.

The Legend of Chu Liuxiang is the first film started by Baolong Company.

That day, after the last shot of the film, Gu Long gave a big banquet and invited the staff to have a "fixed dish" wine. Gu Long finished drinking and got on the limousine, ready to go home. He has four friends beside him.

On the way, one of my friends suggested:

"I heard that Beitou has a new group of beautiful chicks. Why don't you go and see them? "

In fact, these friends want to use Gu Long's financial resources to achieve their romantic goals. Gu Long went to Beitou more than once, when he heard what his friends said, he became interested and asked the driver to "go to Beitou".

Gu Long is a romantic, and his new friends are also a group of prodigals and diners.

Coincidentally, when Gu Long walked into Yinsongge Hot Spring Hotel, he happened to meet Mr. Ke, a martial arts student in the film industry, accompanied by several entourage.

Some drunken Gu Long was seriously injured in misunderstanding and almost died.

At that time, the rise of Hong Kong martial arts films was not very long. In the past, most Cantonese films were shot in stage costumes and performances.

Modern Japanese drama appeared earlier. They shoot martial arts films in the wild based on martial arts talents such as Bushido, Karate and Kendo. And it is equipped with stunt art, which makes the story reflect the real picture and is very popular with the audience. Their plot was excellent and received a seamless effect.

Hong Kong Shaw Company and Jiahe Film Company quickly trained a group of "Dragon and Tiger Martial Arts Masters" and "Tai Zai" as the guiding basis of martial arts films, and turned from stage shooting to the wild.

Once upon a time, there was a famous martial artist named Yu Zhanyuan in Pingju. After he stayed in Hong Kong, he took in a group of difficult children who were interested in learning martial arts.

He taught them martial arts competitions, which were then called the "Seven Little Blessings" stunt troupe.

From here on, when several production companies in Hong Kong moved from the stage to the field to shoot the plot, they were all martial arts students trained from Seven Little Happiness.

Among them are Jackie Chan, Sammo Hung, Yuan Kui, Yuan Biao and so on. Their martial arts are very accomplished, which makes Hong Kong's martial arts films develop across the times and has a great influence on film companies in Taiwan Province Province and other places.

After Taiwan Province Province absorbed the successful experience of Hongkong, the film companies made great changes. They recruit martial arts students everywhere, or make knives, guns and props or something.

When Wu Sheng was really free, he invited Wu Sheng from the drama team to be an actor producer. As a result, martial arts talents have become the object of contention by all parties, leading to the emergence of martial arts schools everywhere.

Tom, Dick, Harry, Tom, Dick, Harry, etc. all started the martial arts school, forming a situation where it is difficult to tell the truth from the false. Among them, many people make up the numbers. Some unworthy martial arts schools behave like hooligans when they are untenable on the stage. They roll around as "local snakes", which is the so-called "eating goods", so that local and Hong Kong location teams often encounter trouble.

If they are not allowed to take part in filming, they will use force to "shoot" and smash other people's equipment into powder. In this way, there are disputes everywhere, and the public security organs can't control them, so they turn a blind eye. It is better to do more than one thing, so as to avoid endless involvement.

Because of this, many movie stars and celebrities in Taiwan Province film and television circles have hired bodyguards around them for safety.

Ke Xiaosheng is one of the martial arts students in Taiwan's film and television drama industry. The men around him are scattered and boring. These people are of unknown origin, and some are on the road. He can't afford to offend them and can't hide from them, so he has to admit it.

The story of Yin's murder case goes like this. Gu long and ke didn't make an enemy, and they didn't make an enemy.

In fact, Gu Long and Ke Xiaosheng have been good friends for many years. They have always been brothers, and they have no concept.

Song Yin Pavilion in Beitou is a unified Japanese quadrangle. The decoration inside is quite elegant, and the dining table and drinks prepared for the guests are also carefully prepared by famous chefs.

The escort girls here are not called by their first names, but are numbered. Like a phone number. Within reach. The girls here also have famous prostitutes and parallel imports, depending on the reputation and means of clients.

Some people who spend a lot of money on famous prostitutes will also become parallel imports because of negligence. Just like buying a cup of "sugar water" at a high price, you can't taste the "honey taste" of a famous prostitute at all.

Gu Long and Ke Xiaosheng are famous customers and often come here to play. The boss dare not neglect them.

After holding a famous prostitute, they went to the private room for a drink.

This is the prelude to fun, first drinking, then flirting in the bath, and finally spending that moment in the extreme excitement of both sides.

This kind of drama has an emotional appeal and charm. Otherwise, everything will be a pity after spending money in a hurry.

Gu long and ke each entered a room, and the waiter led the ladies to the hall to drink and flirt.

They are so qualified because they can't afford to enter the "private room" at such a high price.

Anyone who enters a private room must be rich.

In addition to paying considerable money, they will also give girls generous tips or valuables in exchange for their hearts.

The problem lies in Ke Xiaosheng's "scattered boy". They play real roles, and all the friends around Gu Long are fair-weather friends. Therefore, Gu Long was cheated many times, except for personal reasons, half of which were caused by these friends. But they got into trouble, which affected Gu Long himself without exception.

These are also related to Gu Long's personal character. He is lazy and usually indulges his friends too much. Besides eating, drinking and having fun with him, they are also giving bad ideas. Once you get into trouble, all the birds and animals will be scattered.

His money is not spent on serious things, and his bodyguards are also parallel imports. When it comes to the truth, they are all fools.

Ke Xiaosheng's "three sons" are also helpful in behavior because of eating and drinking him. They defended their master in a domineering tone and quietly shouted to Gu Long's friends:

"Call your Gu Long and propose a toast to Brother Ke."

A colonel, a friend of Gu Long's, stood up and scolded each other:

"Why do you want to let Gu Longxian past? Tell Ke Xiaosheng to come first. "

One of them was angry: "Shit, do you have a say?"

A colonel did not show weakness: "In terms of fame, Gu Long is much higher than Ke Xiaosheng."

"Sanzi" rolled up his clothes and waved his fist and scolded: "Shit, you just have to say that Gu Long can't come, and you will feel better."

Gu Long heard the noise in the elegant room outside and staggered out drunk. He patted Sanzai disapprovingly on the shoulder. The other party thought that he would use force and pulled out the flat drill in time.

At that time, before guns were rampant in Taiwan Province province, most gangsters used Japanese mountain cities and flat drills as weapons.

The so-called "flat drill" is ground with a diamond file, with blades and blood grooves on three sides, which is extremely sharp.

Gu Long's eyes are a little dim. When he saw the other side pull out the weapon, he put on the heroic demeanor in his work and resisted the other side's weapon with his bare hands.

No matter how you hold it, the edge of the flat drill is outward.

Gu Long raised the flat drill's wrist and pulled it out. The artery on the wrist just touched the flat drill's sword. The artery was cut off because of sudden blood gas running after drinking. Suddenly, blood gushed, and he fell down on the spot.

When Sanzi saw that he had caused a great disaster, he began to run away.

Gu Long's friends don't even understand emergency rescue. They froze for a while, but when they saw something was wrong, they dispersed.

Ke Xiaohe was shocked when he saw it. He was busy dressing the wound and told his boss to call an ambulance at once.

The murderer escaped, and the police arrested Ke Xiaosheng and two bodyguards.

Ke Xiaosheng's huge bail money came out at any time. Gu Long almost died because of excessive blood loss and was rescued by blood transfusion in the hospital.

Recently, Ke Xiao Sheng wanted to film abroad, but the police restricted him, trying to find out the truth, arrest the culprit, and then make a ruling.

The only way to solve this incident as soon as possible is that Gu Long can drop the lawsuit and settle.

Ke invited James Li, a powerful Taipei official who could accommodate all parties, to play around with Gu Long's friends and ask for intercession. But Gu Long closed the door and refused to see outsiders.

At noon that day, Li and his wife suddenly received a phone call from Li Quan.

At this time, the Li couple thought that the "Yinsongge" bloody case was purely the propaganda of Gu Long. Because they called several times, they couldn't get through because Gu Long unplugged the phone. Recently, I went abroad because of something, and I went home only yesterday. So, when she first heard what James Li said, she was surprised. Li Quan said:

"Li Furen? Please don't go out tonight. Ke Xiaohe and I will bring you drinks. We have something important to discuss. "

As soon as he said this, he hung up.

Mr. and Mrs. Lee have discussed many times what great event it is for Ke Xiaosheng and James Li to come to their home.

Ke Xiaosheng is the leading actor and film emperor of this year's Golden Horse Award. He is well-known in Hongkong, Taiwan Province and Chinese communities in the East and West. What is he doing in the Li family?

Because Mr. and Mrs. Lee are writers and Mr. Dick Xiao Sheng is a film actor, they couldn't think of their visit intention at that time.

In the evening, Li Quan and Ke came on time. They brought a big box of Shaoxing wine and a big box of snacks.

There is a small garden on the roof of Mr. and Mrs. Li's house, with flowers and plants, goldfish, African turtles and other pets. They put tables and stools in a corner of the clearing, with four people sitting on each side.

Kay Xiao Sheng is an optimist, always generous and sociable. But tonight he looks dignified and sometimes laments.

Mr. Li and Mrs. Li saw something unusual from his expression. After James Li's speech, the Lee couple were surprised and worried about Gu Long's injury.

James Li said: Gu Long's injury is quite serious. At that time, I was almost rescued because of excessive blood loss. After the first aid, the doctor stitched up the aorta and bought a lot of plasma everywhere. It was calculated that there were two kilograms of blood. Because the blood stock was limited at that time, he only sent people to buy it everywhere when he was transfusing blood. Until he was rescued from the jaws of death.

After this bloody case was disclosed by the media, it attracted the attention of public opinion and the government.

Dick Xiao Sheng explained, "The baggy boy who moved the flat drill has never dealt with me. At that time, my good brother Xiao Pang and I went to Yinsongge for a drink, and Sanzai sat in his seat without saying anything. It may be that he thinks that he can't eat for free, so he is ingenious ... It's really a mistake and it's a big disaster! "

Li Quan said: "When Gu Long was injured and fell to the ground, several friends who went with him were scared away. Or Ke Xiaosheng attached importance to friendship, bandaged his wound in time, and ordered an ambulance ... He was exposed to plasma everywhere again, which made some people suffer. Fortunately, in the end, Gu Long's life was recovered, which is also a blessing in misfortune. "

Li Quan went on to say, "This incident happened and went to the police headquarters. Gu Long insisted that he was killed by Ke's bodyguard, but the murderer who hurt him was at large. Ke Xiaosheng's brothers Xiao Pang and Xiao Chen were detained, and Ke Xiaosheng was accused of being the main suspect and paid a huge bail. "

"He invited many people to mediate these days, but they were all rejected by Gu Long. At present, Ke Xiaosheng is going to the United States to make a Chinese-language film, and he is forbidden to leave the country because he is suspected of masterminding the crime. He is very anxious. Everyone in the press and film and television drama circles knows that Gu Long won't listen to anyone. It only works if you say something to your wife. So we will trouble you at night, I hope you can come forward to mediate. "

"If Ke Xiao Sheng's exit restrictions are lifted, Xiao Pang and Xiao Chen Ye Can will be released. Everyone will thank you for solving the grievances between them. "

Mr. Li asked, "Do the two friends mean that we should be peacemakers?"

Ke Xiao said, "Who else can do it except eldest brother and sister-in-law?"

Li Furen said awkwardly, "After Gu Long made a fortune, he may not listen to us."

Li Quan said, "If he really doesn't listen to you, there's nothing he can do. However, you are the last glimmer of hope here, and I have to rely on you anyway. "

Li Furen asked: "Is Gu Long's lawyer Liu Yunpeng handling this matter?"

Li Quan said: "There is no result after tossing and turning. Please come out. It's also lawyer Liu's idea. This time, with your friendship with me and your friendship with Ke Xiao Sheng for many years, you and your wife can't refuse. "

The lee couple exchanged glances, Li Furen said:

"There is really no way to contact Cologne. We called several times and didn't get through once. "

Li Quan said, "That's a trick played by Gu Long. He unplugged the phone during the day and didn't turn it on until midnight to avoid all kinds of concern and harassment. If you want to get through, there is hope unless it takes a lot of time. In the early morning, try it. "

Mr. Li and Mrs. Li are warm-hearted people. Among these friends, whoever needs them will try his best to help them. At this time, they also agreed. Mr. Li said:

"I'm not sure if this will work."

KeXiaoSheng grateful, He Yi said to them:

"Eldest brother eldest sister-in-law, please, please. In case the phone can't get through, be sure to ask eldest brother and sister-in-law to invite Tianmu. If it goes well, my brother will appreciate you. "

Ke Xiaosheng rubbed his wet eyes: "I can't leave this country until this matter is solved." All preparations in the United States have stopped and the schedule has been arranged. A day late is a big loss. " Besides, Gu Long and I are brothers on weekdays, and we don't want to lose our brotherly feelings because of this misunderstanding. "

Ke Xiaosheng's acting career is similar to Gu Long's, both struggling in a difficult environment of discrimination. When we first met, there was a great feeling of reunion after a long separation.

At this time, Mr. Li sighed: "People can't help themselves in the rivers and lakes."

The four of them drank a few glasses of wine and before they knew it, it was midnight. Li Furen laughed.

"When the phone was on, I was afraid that Gu Long was drunk."

At this time, a group of four people walked down the stairs and entered the house.

Li Furen grabbed the phone and dialed out. The phone is really restored, but the line is busy. At this time, you can't relax. If you want to dial continuously, busy people must put down the microphone and connect immediately.

Things didn't pay off. They dialed in turn and finally dialed for more than half an hour. The other party is a girl who answers the phone. Li Furen said without hesitation:

"Put Gu Long on the phone."

It's not orb. The girl asked:

"Who are you? . . . . . "

Li Furen said: "I am' Gu Long's mother'."

Immediately, the phone appeared the voice of Gu Long.

Li Furen said: "You have been writing martial arts novels for many years, and you should know that' grudges should be counted, but not counted'. If you are in the Jianghu, don't "make trouble" in the circle. Tonight, I'm going to make peace with Ke Xiao Sheng for you at the request of all parties. I hope you can accept it. "

Dealing with this kind of thing involves human feelings, right and wrong, Jianghu morality and so on. We must not procrastinate. Never let the other side have the reaction psychology of "revenge is revenge", otherwise it will be counterproductive.

There was a moment of silence on the phone, and Gu Long might be weighing something. Li Furen added:

"Cologne, you and Ke Xiaosheng often go back and forth at ordinary times, and eating and drinking are also commonplace. If you turn your back on this matter, you will be laughed at by outsiders. Everything can be discussed later and settled first. "

Immediately, Gu Long said on the phone: "You and Big Brother have the final say."

Li Quan also answered the phone and said, "Gu Long, I have been waiting for this sentence for a long time."

A few words later, they hung up.

Ke and James Li have worked hard enough to solve this problem.

Gu Long's teacher, Zhuge Qingyun, called Gu Long. Gu Long was transfusing plasma and didn't answer.

His best friend, michel platini Xiangting Ge, intervened, but he flatly refused.

Wang, a famous martial arts producer, came forward and was broken by Gu Long-today promised to change his mind tomorrow, which made Wang furious and claimed to fight Gu Long and others.

After careful consideration, Mr. and Mrs. Li made positive representations with Gu Long. They reached an agreement in the negotiations: the way of reconciliation should be simple and necessary, not too many people should participate, and a leading figure should be invited to testify. Finally, Long Gu said:

"eldest brother and sister-in-law, it's up to you."

Mr. Li said, "Then you can book tomorrow, and you can find a witness."

Ke invested and opened a "Shuanghe" Japanese restaurant, which is a three-story tile-roofed house with wooden structure and located in the streets of Tianjin. Mainly based on diet, the business is doing well.

After consultation between them, the agreed venue is here, with Ke Xiao Sheng as the host.

Just in case, Mr. and Mrs. Li agreed in advance that the criminal police known to both sides would be present. Besides Mr. and Mrs. Li, there are Oriental Pony, the owner of Hong Kong Daily, and lawyer Liu.

Everyone arrived at the "Double Crane" store on time. Gu Long got off the limousine, accompanied by a woman with a new face.

At that time, Zhu Bao left Tianmu with his children due to mental shock, but his whereabouts were unknown. Gu Long recuperates at home, but he is unwilling to be lonely. In just a few days, he had a new "wife".

Gu Long was accompanied by a martial arts instructor from Baolong Film Company, who was the bodyguard of Gu Long's trip.

The wound on Gu Long's wrist didn't heal, and gauze hung around his neck, still posing as a tycoon.

Both sides are here, and Ke Xiaosheng invites them to an elegant hall on the second floor.

This elegant hall is a reception room for businessmen to negotiate. There are all kinds of tables and stools in it, which are richly decorated.

The oval table was placed in the center of the hall, and the invited people took their seats one by one.

Japanese dishes are served in a small dish, just like plates of exquisite relief works of art, one by one in front of everyone.

Ke Xiaosheng opened XO brandy and made a toast to Gu Long first. Two people clink glasses and gulp them down.

When their cups were put down, they couldn't help crying.

What the hell is going on here? No one can understand.

Anyone who has been in contact with Gu Long for more than ten years knows that there are no more disputes for him than Mr. and Mrs. Li.

1September 22, 985, when the news of Gu Long's death was published in the dramatic edition of World Journal, there was such a report. The report title set with black line is:

Set off lofty sentiments, and the literary and art circles are at the forefront. "

In this report, Zhuge Qingyun replied to the reporter that if Gu Long died once, Sister Li must have saved him 999 times.

In other words, Li Fu settled countless disputes for Gu Long, but it was the first time to see Gu Long cry so sadly. He usually speaks hard, but his heart is very fragile.

At this moment, maybe Gu Long is crying. Can he be lucky enough not to die and make up with the "enemy" Maybe something that shouldn't happen when friends are in love happened unexpectedly? Perhaps the two brothers struggled from suffering and took care of each other at the same time, and were finally forgiven? And so on, only they have a bottom.

Perhaps at this moment, they have nothing in their hearts, but they are full of sadness. Only crying can vent these things that should not be stagnant.

After they finished crying, Gu Long wiped away his tears and said generously to Lawyer Liu, "How did you write the reconciliation? How can I sign it?"

At this time, the invited Interpol came in from the outside and called Li Furen to a quiet place and whispered:

"This scene is very dangerous, very dangerous. If both sides are not careful, bleeding and blood will break out. Be careful. "

Li Furen patrolled the corridor warily and saw that every room on the second floor was crowded with people.

There are very close people, and there are also "three mountains and five mountains" of the underworld. They are all nervous and explosive.

It is not hard to imagine that Gu Long and Ke Xiaohe made unexpected preparations today to be brave. In addition, these Wulin people invited their iron brothers, which is why they gathered here.

They each have their own relationship and stand, even who they have a grudge against on weekdays, taking revenge today, waiting for an opportunity to profit from it and so on.

Many people have mixed feelings and sinister potential.

These gangs, factions and old policemen can be seen at a glance. After giving some advice to Li Furen, Li Furen made a decisive decision: leave this wrong place as soon as possible and move to another place.

At this time, lawyer Liu is absorbed in writing the mediation book, and the new woman brought by Gu Long is vividly describing the scene of Gu Long's injury and discussing the medical expenses of Gu Long.

Li Furen was worried that the woman accidentally started a fight, leading to more serious bloodshed. She said:

"We are friends for more than ten years. Please don't take part in the opinions. They will negotiate. "

When you say this, it's all puzzling. Li Furen added:

"Gu Long is a hero, and he wrote the heroes of the world with his mind; Ke Xiaosheng has always played a hero at all times and in all countries. Both sides are heroes, and no matter how difficult it is, nothing can't be solved. There is an example in' On the Road to the Rivers and Lakes', where things happened and where they were solved. Therefore, I advocate leaving the' Double Crane' and moving to the Song Yin Pavilion, leaving a good story for people. "

People who know the surrounding situation immediately agreed. Oriental pony said:

"Yes, go to the Song Yin Pavilion in Beitou to solve the problem, and I will be the host tonight."

Mr. Li said, "I think only the people in this room need to go to the Song Yin Pavilion, so others don't have to join in the fun."

After everyone's discussion, a consensus was reached.

Kexiaosheng then went to the corridor and said to each room:

"Reconciliation is over. Thank you for your concern. Please eat wine here. All expenses are mine. "

Gu Long invited Mr. and Mrs. Li to take his limousine to Beitou, where there was still a lot of blood on the dark green cushion.

This is really an ominous car, and it almost sent away a new owner.

It is a long way from Taipei to Beitou.

Along the way, Gu Long was depressed and lamented from time to time: "Because of excessive blood loss, I once wandered in front of the gate of hell and almost fell in. When I opened my eyes, I found the hanging blood transfusion catheter, and the blood seeped into my body drop by drop. Only then did I understand that this life still belongs to me.

"The orb took her son away, and people separated before they died. This smell ... think about what you've suffered. You lost your parents' love before you became an adult, your family broke up, you wandered and struggled in hunger, and you hesitated at your desk for more than ten years. ...

"I tried to hide these things like a thief, but people thought I was cynical and ridiculous. Who can understand my bitterness?

"If those barrels of blood can't save me, my lifelong efforts will fall by the wayside. Alas, so much for wealth and splendor. Some people call me the' Wulin League Leader'. But a punk can send me to the city of death with only a rusty flat drill. What's the difference between being a celebrity and being a mortal? "

His words, like an analysis of life, made the Lee couple feel sad.

At that time, the car had stopped in front of the Yinsongge Hotel.

Oriental pony has called to reserve a seat. The owner and maid of the hotel have been waiting to meet at the door.

Gu Long and Ke Xiaosheng are both frequent visitors here, the parties to solve the problem, and the protagonists of the bloody case. They had several identities, so everyone squeezed them in.

The boss deliberately vacated a single-family "tatami" suite, put the tables and drinks in time, and started the topic of drinking again.

Speaking of which, Gu Long and Ke touched the cup again and burst into tears. Cologne cry more sad, he cried and said:

"I dream of being here again alive. I can't bear to recall the scene at that time. "

Everyone comforted Gu Long. Lawyer Liu wrote a letter of reconciliation and read it carefully to everyone twice. Gu Long and Ke are very satisfied. So, they were asked to sign, and the legal procedure was completed.