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It's hard to make money.
2. wallet. Wallet. What's the matter with you? I share joys and sorrows with you every month. Why are you getting thinner? You didn't even give you a full meal after you finished your work. Can't be thin! It is easier to spend money than to make money. I can't live without you. May everyone's wallets swell every day and harvest every month.
3. When making money, no matter whether it is bitter or tired, slowly accumulate bit by bit; Buy this and that in the mall, and your wallet will be empty before the end of the month. I wish you all friends, you can spend money when you earn money, and there is still more than a month left!
After earning money for so many years, I always feel that my money is hard to earn. After spending so many years, it always feels comfortable to spend other people's money, so when you don't learn to make money, don't spend money like others! But you won my blessing! I wish you a rich and happy life!
Making money is like riding a bike on a dirt road. No matter how hard you try, you can't go far. Spending money is like a car on the highway, and it has run a long way inadvertently. I wish my friends a high-speed way to make money, spend money like water, and get more and more prosperous every year!
6. More overtime, more work, less money, more money, less text messages and full blessings. I wish you good fortune, bulging wallet and happiness.
7. Life is good, and prices have gone up. More goods, less wages. It's getting easier to spend money, but it's getting slower and slower to earn money like climbing a mountain. I wish everyone higher and higher wages and better life!
8. I dream that one day I can get paid without working. I dream that one day I can't spend all my money. Earning money is like constipation, spending money is like diarrhea. Dear you, if you feel the same way with me, send it to your best friend to see who is willing to invite you to dinner and spend his/her own money. Ha ha laugh
9. Blessing is here, and financial resources are rolling in for you. Shanglian: people who earn money will not be diligent, and financial resources will be delivered to their doors; Bottom line: spend money like water, be happy, and the blessings will flow home; Horizontal batch: you can earn and spend.
10. Making money is a bit busy, spending money is a bit idle; Making money is a bit difficult, spending money is a bit easy; Making money is a bit bitter, spending money is a bit sweet; Making money is a bit tiring, and spending money is a bit cool; Making money is a bit annoying, spending money is a bit fun; I wish you: make more money smoothly and spend more money happily!
1 1. Although the money is easy to spend, it is hard to earn back.
12. Chinese New Year means having more children and making more money than anyone else.
13. I have no regrets about money. I have earned, spent, thought and owned. I used to walk through the money without stopping. I just said faintly that I am not a returnee, just a passer-by. I earned you, but I still have to spend it. May all friends have a peaceful heart to earn money and spend money, because you are just passers-by
14. Money is a good thing. Earning money stresses conscience, spending money is also comfortable, earning money stresses credibility, spending money stresses peace of mind, making money with determination and spending money with confidence.
15. Making money is like building a tall building, which goes up layer by layer and accumulates day by day. Money will become a mountain before it becomes a mountain. Spending money is like tearing down a tall building, crashing to the ground, and a year of good luck is gone. May you win 100 million yuan, tear down buildings every day and be fearless.
16. It's hard to make money. It's really hard to make money. Making money is like climbing Mount Everest for the first time. This is steep and difficult. Spending money quickly, spending money really quickly, spending money is like the lower reaches of the upper reaches of the Yangtze River, fast and short. I wish you make a lot of money every day, don't spend it all!
17. It's not easy or tiring to make money, but it's easy and cool to spend money. In order to have a happy life, everything should be based on money and earn more money. May you earn more, spend more and be tickled with joy.
18. I know that it is difficult to make money, and it is difficult to go to heaven; I know how to spend money quickly, as fast as running water. But I decided to send you this short message worth ten cents. I'd like to see people who send text messages: small rich people get rich, make more money every day, have a successful career and live a rich and happy life! I know it's hard to make money, but it's hard to go to heaven; I know how to spend money quickly, as fast as running water. But I decided to send you this short message worth ten cents. I'd like to see people who send text messages: small rich people get rich, make more money every day, have a successful career and live a rich and happy life!
19. If you want to have a future, you have to spend money to "open the way"! No future, no money to earn, no money to spend! There is no future, so there is no money to earn. Where can I spend it? Without money, how can we "open the way"? How can there be a future without "clearing the way" Without a future, how can we make money and where can we spend it? Oh, my God! Pray that he can let you escape from the strange circle as soon as possible! I wish you unlimited money and happy consumption!
20. theorem of making money and herding sheep: q: what is work? Make money. What do you make money for? Flowers, what do you spend money for? For happiness? What will you do after you are happy? Work. Summary: Why write short messages? Blessing? Bless what? Happy for you. What do you do when you are happy? Work? Why work? Make money. Speaking of home, I wish you a fortune.
2 1. Making money is easier than spending money. Every month's salary goes into my pocket, and every penny is spent carefully, saving money and buying things from the east and the west. Look at the pocket in January, and the money is empty. Eat and use up every month to wish you good health.
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