Give me a joke that makes me laugh, and I'll give you 100.

The strongest name in China: Liu Li Wei Lai (still a man).

Fan Jianji Liang Cong Fan Tong Xia Renjian Zhu Yiqun

Pang Qiyan (thanks to his parents)

Wei has a girl named Shi.

A blind husband lives with a dumb wife who can hear. One day, the husband heard firecrackers and asked his wife, "What is the purpose of setting off firecrackers?" The wife rubbed her husband's ass twice, and the husband said, "Are you engaged?" The husband asked again, "Who is engaged?" The wife put her husband's hand on her chest, and the husband understood: "The second grandmother is engaged." The husband asked again, "whose betrothal is the second grandma's family?" The wife put her hand between her husband's legs and touched it. The husband said, "Are they two eggs?" The wife shook her head and touched it again. This time the husband understood: "It's a pillar!" " The husband asked again, "Where is the girl?" "The wife put her husband's hand behind her ass and touched it. The husband said, "It's from the back ditch." The husband finally asked, "What's the girl's name?" The wife touched her husband's hand in front of her again. The husband said, "Oh, it's called Xiaofeng. "