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Some dialects of Guangzhou dialect
One mistake and the whole game was lost-lost, cold and depressed. It means that improper measures have been taken, resulting in a passive situation.
There are three ripe crops in one corner of the field and one grain in ten corners of the field-every little makes a mickle.
A snail soup-1,tasteless. 2, frugal or stingy. Step 3 cut corners.
Start with two prices in one step-prices vary from person to person, and management is very chaotic. Step head, that is, the pier. This word is also called "one store with two prices".
A spider and a piece of meat-a radish and a pit, down to earth.
Treasure is treasure, you can't cross the river without money-you can't do anything without money.
One is good and the other is ugly-one is red and the other is black.
Spit once a day and fight once a year-a metaphor for many a mickle makes a mickle.
One day is light for three meetings-also known as: three days off. Metaphor spending power is limited.
Go to Yilong, two dragons chase ── party, A hasn't arrived yet, B goes to find it.
Baa baa ── 1, exhausted; 2. A dull and useless person.
Debt owed to children all one's life, being a slave to his wife all one's life-this is a nickname for a man who revolves around his wife and children all day, and is sometimes used by some men to lament the burden of the family.
A word shouldn't kill anyone-a casual thank you will be bossy, which means that doing things is too troublesome for others.
Covering the three ugliness with a white face means that women can reduce some negative comments on their external image by using appropriate beauty means, and also means using appropriate means to achieve the purpose of diverting the overall attention.
Once stupid, nine times refined-you learn from your mistakes.
You get what you pay for-make one size fits all at will.
A man with food and clothing-in the old days, it was thought that food and clothing was brought by everyone's fate and his weight was fixed. People are told to cherish hard-won food and clothes.
Once a person loses power and is unlucky, others will bully him.
One handful of litchi and three fires-litchi has high sugar content and is not easy to digest. If you eat too much, a lot of fructose will not be converted in time after it is filled in the blood, which will lead to the onset of litchi, so eating too much is easy to get angry.
A chicken died, a crow-a chicken died and another chicken was born. Metaphor is the normal alternation of natural law and economic law.
A first-class house-a ridiculous name for a cesspit.
Seven branches and eight branches-scattered but not concentrated.
Seven poor, six poor.
Seven supports and eight squeezes.
Seven Sisters turned over the palace clothes ── In the old days, the opening performance of the troupe was for good luck, and it was to play "Tiansong Jizi" (that is, the second half of "Tianxian Match"). There are seven women in the play: all the fairies turn over their dancing clothes together. Women nowadays love to dress up and show off their clothes. They wear red in the morning and green in the afternoon, just like ~.
Two jumps and four jumps-the old saying of gambling on "rice stalls" (gambling money) is a metaphor for the situation in which children jump up when they are beaten.
It is consistent with the meaning of "knocking down the wall and pushing everyone" in Mandarin, suggesting that a person's career fails and many people will look down on him. Instead of helping, they will speak ill of him and bully him. Cattle plow the fields, horses eat food, and old beans make money and enjoy happiness.
A bachelor teaches his son not to be greedy for petty gain-a liar teaches his son not to be greedy for petty gain, which means "you can only talk about others, not yourself". Bachelor, which means "liar" here.
Aram married Ali, and everyone was affected-describing the laity gang, the more it helped, the more it helped.
Thunder in the sky, uncle on the ground-evil to the extreme.
Three dogs, Miyu's hand-I have strength, you don't want to hit me.
Great light, boo-boo-means that you can only make noise, but you can't do anything about it, and you don't want to do it. It is opposite to "empty talk about making mistakes in the country and rejuvenating the country with hard work."
Eating gingko raw is fishy and boring-it means very annoying.
Zhaihe, crossing people into immortals-refers to a villain who lures people into bad hobbies or teaches people to do bad things.
A broken shoe is hard to help-Mandarin says "a broken shoe can't be lifted", which means that people are so bad that they are really hopeless.
Bury yourself in the water together-metaphor Since you failed, you also dragged your opponent into the water and failed together.
Swear to eat lettuce-Putonghua says "swear to turn white", which means never to fulfill the oath, never to break the oath, that is, "all talk and no action".
Let the back pillow cool-metaphor after hard struggle, spent great difficulties, and now is enjoying it safely and happily.
Don't fry and roast pig's ears-metaphor is afraid of meaningless conflicts, so avoid arguments and quarrels.
Metaphor is very nerve-racking.
Rotten rice-just like not eating rice. Inhumane and unreasonable.
Rest and drink-bits and pieces.
Ruthless hunger means that if you don't get along with each other, you can't get along even if you get extremely generous treatment.
Grasping people as thieves-that is, treating good people as bad people.
Inverted wallet-metaphor is willing to mail at a loss.
I don't know my eyebrows and eyes-Mandarin says "I don't know whether my eyebrows are high or my eyes are low", which means I can't see people's looks, but I can guess their thoughts from their looks.
Repairing bridges and roads will destroy relics-Mandarin says "repairing bridges and roads will blind your eyes", which means that people who do good things will not have good results.
Eyebrows are longer than braids-a metaphor for a long time.
Die by crushing your neck-it means blaming yourself for your bad luck and accepting it.
Draw a gaudy face-a metaphor for spreading rumors and calling good people bad people.
When a witch meets a ghost fan, it means that a person is very capable, but at one time she made a mistake, made a joke, or found a way to use it, which is synonymous with what China people said: "Zhang Tianshi is possessed by ghosts."
Boot-hanging ghost-a person who always walks with his mother or lover, now refers to a person who is often unpopular after others.
Twisting six people-it means a well-thought-out plan or conspiracy.
Married women often go back to their parents' homes to ask for money and get it to their in-laws' homes. This kind of woman is called "the handle of married women" in Cantonese.
A stool with three legs-the metaphor is unreliable.
Car cannon-bragging. (This word basically disappeared in the late 1990s, and was replaced by "Chuishui" in Hong Kong dialect. )
Eating cat noodles-a metaphor for being wronged.
A crooked bridge means frankness. If you are not satisfied with this and that, it will be extremely difficult to serve.
When you are willing to gamble, even if the other side has made a lot of bets, you have the ability to compete with the other side, and you are willing to bear all the responsibilities regardless of the consequences.
A bull crossing a river is like a calf-a metaphor for what an elder or superior does, and a younger generation or subordinate will learn how to do it.
Don't go to a bad place if it's not bad.
Dove eye-prosperity without decline.
A bachelor meets a beggar-a liar meets a liar.
Tell a pillow talk-speak ill of your husband's family, aunt and sister-in-law behind your back.
Flying insects and birds-thieves who have climbing skills and can enter high-rise buildings to steal. Birds, also known as spiders.
Eat eggs, not chickens-pay interest, don't move the capital.
Shit doesn't rush into shit pits-it's forced to do bad things.
The camel walks-the middle is the middle, and the hunchback walks badly, making it difficult to get to the elegant hall.
A dozen people eat one-a little addictive. Metaphor is that there are too many people and too few things, and the distribution is not enough. A synonym for "more monks and less porridge"
Uncle Southwest-born after being hunted by bad guys. It refers to an old man who indulges young people in learning bad things without discipline.
Aralia elata, single-minded-means very single-minded about love.
Skinny kohlrabi spoiled young people.
Ghosts rank first-Mandarin says "sit in a red chair", which is a metaphor for the last one.
The old tree has withered-it's hard to climb. It is synonymous with "you can fold flowers straight, don't wait for them to be folded."
Dead cow turtle-a neck, described as stubborn, very stubborn.
Dead man's lantern-a lot of reports. Refers to false figures in false accounts. (For economic purposes only)
Bamboo duck-a heartless person.
Two in-laws hit a ghost (two in-laws killed a boy)-if it wasn't you, it was me. Metaphor is inseparable from each other.
Su Beng bit the dog flea-biting and biting, but not biting, indicating that the trouble encountered is very difficult.
Yap relies on urine-she's used to it. Metaphors are commonplace.
Iron sand pear, which can't be bitten ── refers to a miser who regards money as his life, and it is extremely difficult to get a copper coin from him.
The fate of storks-"eating to death" means that if you make money in this respect, you will soon lose money or spend money on the other.
Chaozhou Music-"Take care of yourself" is a selfish person who only cares about himself.
Poultry urine-"rare" means something that is extremely rare and never rare.
Dropping water in front of the eaves-"instant retribution" means that the evildoer is rewarded by others for doing the same evil to him.
Shoe sand-"cleanliness first" means that if you have money in your bag, you must spend it specially, and you will feel happy when you spend it.
Play with the shed-"so fast and so big" means to grow up soon.
Dumb boys drink sand-they can't talk if they breathe. It is simply synonymous with "dumb people eat coptis chinensis, but they can't say anything about it."
Hot stick-"Don't fall over your head" means how good I am to you, but you treat me so badly. Satire at each other's ingratitude.
My widowed mother died-"hope" means no hope. It is similar to "the old lady cries the big girl-the children are hopeless" in Mandarin and "the widowed mother dies" in Cantonese.
I am beautiful and afraid of pain, and I am jealous when I see my life-a metaphor for my lack of ability but envy others' success.
Being a teacher and being afraid of ghosts-a metaphor for duplicity. It is a synonym for the national language "Ye Gong Long Hao".
Can't do it, not for the money-it's a metaphor to feel a sense of accomplishment when you do it.
Saw the tree with a knife-a metaphor for biting off more than one can chew.
People are old, hemorrhoids give birth to brains-describing the hopeless situation of poverty and helplessness.
The human heart is insatiable.
Old people, ghosts and old spirits-refers to people becoming sophisticated with age and experience.
People are human beings, and people will get cold when they drink tea-for example, when the world gets cold, this feeling is gone.
People have three emergencies-a euphemism for "going to the toilet".
People have failed three times and prospered six times-one has both luck and bad luck.
Scaring people, scaring people to death-that is, reminding each other that they can't hide from each other in the future and their whereabouts are erratic.
People will change, the full moon-times have changed, things have changed, and everything is different.
Many people have different opinions, and the more they talk, the more chaotic they become.
Many people make good soup, and pigs make good chaff = many people make good affectation-a metaphor that resources are scarce, development costs are high and it is difficult to distribute them evenly.
Many people are easy to do, few people are easy to tell-for example, any situation has good and bad.
Many people kill dogs, but it doesn't rain-"kill dogs" and cook dog meat. Lin, it's ripe. A group of people gathered around a pot of boiling dog meat. Generally, people will rush to eat undercooked dog meat, and they have already eaten it before it is cooked. Describe how many people are difficult to handle affairs, or too few people are overstaffed.
People are poor-1. People become crazy when they are down and out, and their six parents don't recognize them; When a person is down and out, even if his relatives see it, they pretend not to know him and describe a desperate situation.
People are idle and have long nails, while people are poor and have long hair-a metaphor for being unemployed and doing nothing.
People are little kids-usually used to praise children with high IQ, and sometimes used to praise adults who are not tall enough but can solve problems.
People want noodles, trees want skins-it means that good things need help from others to make the best use of them and shine brilliantly. This also means persuading people not to do everything, but to leave room for others.
Good popularity-similar to "birds of a feather flock together, people are divided into groups."
People are not afraid of ugliness when they are hungry, and chickens can't be driven away when they are hungry-a metaphor for not giving up at all costs to achieve their goals.
Human feelings are greater than proof-a metaphor for going through the back door and breaking the rules.
Human feelings belong to human feelings, and the number should be clear-a metaphor to distinguish between public and private, not to be confused.
Human feelings are tighter than debts-a metaphor for being reasonable and informal.
Clothes make the man, and gold depends on the Buddha-a euphemism to persuade people to pay attention to appearance.
People have ideas and ideas-a metaphor for planning.
People are not familiar with ceremonies-so are metaphors.
People are stupid-they are too stupid to be cured.
Big Bubble and ── Once upon a time, there was a man nicknamed Big Bubble who did things in a muddle. Later, people called ignorant, careless or reckless people fools.
A Chinese Odyssey-satirizing some people's boasting.
A big talk won the lottery-luck or fluke.
Talk big and be afraid of calculation-lie about a large number for fear that others will even out.
Big single depression-people who like to argue and talk back.
There are big and small, old and tender-a family suitable for all ages.
Big fish head, mandarin fish tail, silver carp head, grass carp (mandarin fish) tail, mandarin fish middle part and frog thigh are all the most delicious parts.
Sex friends-braggart.
Shrimp jumps into the sea-I don't even know. Despite many efforts, I failed.
Big food has ideas and plans.
Eat big and eat small--a folk gambling game in guangdong. Generally, the winner has the most points and can win the chips on the table. The popular understanding is to bully the small with the big.
Bad food is bad-also known as "bad food, bad life, bad plan." Metaphor to do great things needs comprehensive consideration.
Lazy eater, lazy eater, lazy cook. It means lazy people are lazy.
Big head-high ambition; Good at thinking.
Sister-in-law-in some temples in the old society, there were twelve destitution (bodhisattvas) who were said to ask their children. One of them, whose real name is Zhu, is a smiling nanny (Bodhisattva). Her name is Aunt Laughter. Now describe a woman who is used to laughing in front of people.
Introduction to the red deed-describe that you have mastered the legitimate rights and interests, know well, and have nothing to lose.
From south to north, from cold to dark-the weather has deteriorated sharply, and now it is also a metaphor for the attitude change of people at 180 degrees.
Get into bed and lift the quilt cover-push your luck.
Mouth and teeth smack-repeatedly.
Mouth on the roadside-describes the pressure caused by powerful public opinion.
Broken mouth, biting teeth-talking too much is annoying.
More saliva than tea-eloquent, eloquent but irrelevant.
Grab a dragon boat on the water and kill a kid on the shore-refers to the scene of the audience bursting at the dragon boat race. Scraping a dragon boat is rowing a dragon boat. Pinch a boy to death and describe a sea of people.
Sailors fight the navy, and fish bellies stew tofu-inseparable, unequal, and hard to compete.
Watery, egg drop soup-superficial, unreliable, unreliable.
Shuibei teenager, the good times don't last long-metaphorically speaking, the good times don't last long.
Water ghost urine-metaphor tea is weak.
Water is firewood-drifting and wandering around.
The water is quiet and the geese fly-originally, "the water is full of geese flying", which mostly describes the quiet environment, but now it is mostly used to describe the withered and barren situation.
Water crab-similar in appearance to cream crab and meat crab, but with less meat and light taste, it is not delicious. Metaphor means that a person looks good, but in fact he is weak.
Watch children beat children-no plan, watch step by step.
It is also a metaphor for playing dirty and lazy at work.
Don't throw less money-use as much weight as you want, which means you can't lose two pounds.
Eat less, taste more and eat more.
I don't know a deer as a horse-the metaphorical ability is limited and it is difficult to develop.
Rolling fish in the pond-brothers play mahjong behind closed doors, and winning or losing is their family's money
Blink-at first glance, the other person is extremely charming, but only in the distance, not close.
Good people export, fools sell.
It is also indecent to come without being indecent-sexual harassment occurs in the street.
Heaven is unconscious, and the dream of hell is in full swing-I don't know, but I don't know.
Cut your fingers and quit gambling-you can't see your fingers.
Buddhism is boundless-everything should have a place to live.
Well, that's right-it's "hard to say" in derogatory sense and "impeccable" in commendatory sense.
Leak-fake goods, inferior goods. The bottle leaks, which is an unqualified product. )
Three don't know seven-very distant, completely ignorant.
It rained at night-it was wet.
Relieve [put on airs]-that is, "let people go" and let them go.
Atheism-immortal is not immortal (meaning "no money, Ruan Lang is shy"). "Xian" means "penny" in Cantonese and comes from the English word cent. It is interpreted as "God" here. )
Xiaoluzi-in ancient times it refers to a narrow path, but in modern times it refers to a child.
Failure is inevitable.
Sail against the current-break the rules.
Hooking hands and bumping into cages-two hands hook and open lanterns at both ends, which is extended to collusion and collusion.
The good is a sideline, and the ugly is a shit pit-a good reward and a bad punishment.
It's really a ghost willing to send kung fu-just do superficial kung fu to deal with it.
Catch a leaf in a strong wind-no skill or bad luck.
Robbery of the red devils, filial piety to the law-left hand out, right hand out; I just won the money and lost it.
Playing laxative tea-in the past, it meant that a woman was engaged to someone, and her fiance died before going through the door, which was despair.
Break the fast bowl-break the purpose and break the barrier.
Knock down all the ink-no culture.
How late you play is long-empty talk wastes time.
Knock out the front teeth and swallow it with blood-swallow it.
Bite the snake and don't hit it-steal the chicken and eat the rice.
Stone grinds juice, old chaff squeezes oil-a metaphor that bosses are often mean to workers.
Lime basket-a person who often does bad things and leaves a stain.
Coffin rope, the dead want a rope-to describe greed and petty gain, even the dead.
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