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The composition continued to write 10000 words of the emperor's new clothes.
Not long after, a tailor brought a beggar's dress and said to the emperor, "Your Majesty, this dress is really beautiful! So I specially dedicated it to the emperor! " Hearing this, the emperor flew into a rage: "This is obviously a beggar's clothes, and you dare to give it to me!"! Do you want to live? " The tailor said unhurriedly, "Your Majesty, this is no ordinary dress. This is an incomparable dress! With him, you can eat or drink for ten days, and no matter how big the fire is, it can't burn! If only it were put on! " The emperor didn't want to be cheated and said, "Then try first." The tailor agreed. He put on his clothes first, then asked someone to take a board and sit on it, and then asked someone to light it. Where does the fire burn? As a result, the tailor was not injured at all. The emperor believed the tailor because he thought what he said was true. In fact, the fire is fake, and the fire that no one will get hurt is just an illusion. The tailor bribed the delivery man, because he knew it was definitely not a loss-making business, and the emperor would give him no less reward. The emperor said to the tailor, "Yes, yes, very good. I want your clothes!" " As for not eating or drinking for ten days, there is no need, because I don't lack food. "The emperor gave the tailor a large reward, and the tailor got the reward and ran away. (Suzhou Wanda Enterprise Service-Wanda Literature www.szwdzl.com)
A few days later, the emperor prepared a fire, lit it, put on the beggar's clothes and prepared to walk in. At this time, a loyal minister said, "Your Majesty, the tailor may be cheating!" " "The emperor didn't listen and went into the fire. Soon, he was burned to death.
Grade 4, Pucheng Heping Primary School, Pucheng County, Nanping City, Fujian Province: Wang Zijun
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Article 2: Continue the emperor's new clothes.
The emperor held a military parade with a big belly.
After returning to the palace, people followed suit. Many people commented below that "it's so funny, I'm not even dressed ... and that only smart people can see it." I feel cheated ... haha. "
A cold wind blew, and the emperor felt chilly, as if he had no clothes on, plus the discussion of his men. The emperor became angry from embarrassment and shouted, "I heard everything you said." Then you have to find out the evidence and let me understand. If you have no evidence to prove it to me, then the person who privately says I am naked will be put to death; If you find evidence that I am really naked, you will be rewarded. "People keep silent because there is no way to prove it.
Just when everyone was silent, a little boy came out of the crowd. He boldly went up to the emperor and said, "Your Majesty, I can convince you that what I said is correct." Everyone was very surprised, and their eyes were fixed on the little boy. The emperor was also surprised and thought, "Just because this little boy can prove it, it is a big joke." So, he smiled and said, "Kid, if you don't convince me, you will die."
The little boy stood up and said, "Your Majesty, please prepare some clay for me. Then take off this dress on you and give it to me, and invite two tailors to the main hall. You will understand later. "
The emperor did as the little boy said, and ordered people to take away the dirt and take off his clothes. The little boy spilled dirt on his clothes and printed a footprint on them. He said to the emperor, "Emperor, if you have clothes, ask the tailor to get them, and the footprints must follow."
When the emperor heard this, he thought it was reasonable and asked the tailor to do it. The tailor panicked and ran away, but was caught by the guard. The emperor executed them immediately. Later, he found the gold thread he made clothes for two swindlers in their box, lying in it intact.
Seeing that the little boy was so clever, he gave the little boy 1020 gold, but the little boy said, "I don't want money, as long as the emperor promises me one thing." I readily agreed, "I just hope that the emperor will no longer pay attention to appearance and concentrate on managing state affairs." The emperor thought for a moment, thought the little boy's words made sense, nodded and agreed.
Since then, he has managed this country very well, with peace and prosperity, good weather, people living a happy life, and the king in people's hearts is becoming more and more beautiful. ...
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