10 what are the classic humorous jokes 10?

1. A patient who had an operation for the first time said to the doctor anxiously, "I'm scared. This is my first operation. " The doctor said I was more afraid: "This is my first operation, too." .

Xiao Ming saw a lump of poop on the ground, so he went up and smelled it, which seemed to be poop. Put your hand in your mouth and have a taste. Looks like poop. He said happily, "It's a good thing I didn't step on it."

The centipede was bitten by a snake and sent to the hospital for rescue. After diagnosis, the doctor said: for the spread of anti-virus liquid, it must be amputated! The centipede thought: fortunately, I have many legs! The doctor consoled: relax, brother, you will be an earthworm in the future.

4. Wife: "Why do you go to the balcony every time I sing?" Husband: "I want everyone to know that I am not hitting you."

The patient is worried about his head. After the X-ray examination, he asked the doctor, "Is there anything in my head?" Doctor: "Nothing." Patient: "Ah, is it really so serious?"

6. When crossing the road, I met a red light. My friend wants to move on. I stopped him: "light, wait for light!" " My friend turned to me with disdain and said, "Only you have Intel!"

7. Young doctor: I will be listed for business tomorrow. Can you teach me some experience? Middle-aged doctor: the bill should be written clearly and the prescription should be scribbled.

8.w: Tomorrow is my birthday. What gift will you give me? M: Same as last year. W: What did you give me last year? M: The same as the year before last. W: When was the year before last? Man: I didn't know you the year before last, so I didn't send anything.

Chatting with a classmate who works in a foreign company, she said that there are many foreigners in the company. I asked her: Did you teach them to speak Chinese? She: Of course, the first sentence I taught was: I pay the bill!

10, the most painful thing on the day of work is to know? I just got off work and haven't finished my work yet. The most painful thing is: I haven't finished my work after work. The most painful thing is: I didn't live at work, but I came to live after work. ...