In urgent need of a short joke script ``` who has it! ~``It needs to be super funny! !

18. Xia Yu: Only my sister is allowed to set fires, my brother is not allowed to light lamps!

Xia Donghai: Don’t change idioms randomly! Only the state officials are allowed to set fires, but the people are not allowed to light lamps!

Xia Yu: But our family only has an elder sister and no state official!

Liu Xing: Why do you say that about us? You are more extreme than anyone else!

Xia Yu: Don’t listen to your parents!

Liu Xing: As soon as you enter the door, you will give us both a showdown!

Xia Yu: And she even has a boyfriend!

Liu Xing: And she even brought her boyfriend home!

Xia Yu: Return it twice!

Xia Donghai: Can you leave a channel for us to say a few words?

Liu Xing: Compared with her! Xiaoyu gave his little sister a chicken feather, what did it mean?

Xia Yu: Yes, Liu Xing’s playfulness doesn’t matter!

Liu Xing: Really! Let it rain! (Blows a kiss) What does it matter?

Xia Yu: Yes, what does Liu Xing’s two points mean?

Liu Xing: We are the good kids!

Xia Xue (screaming): I want to duel you two little villains! !

How is it?