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How to be a competent full-time wife?

I think a full-time wife should be able to get into the hall, get out of the kitchen, be able to coax babies, manage money, coax in-laws and handle internal affairs. Now I am such a full-time wife!

Before I got married, I really knew nothing about the position of a full-time wife, and I didn't think I could be a full-time wife. But after I got married, I was forced by the situation to be a full-time wife. I must study hard and work hard.

If you go to the lobby, my understanding is that you can at least take it out. When you become a housewife, don't think that you can be careless, and don't think that you can maintain a family and a man by scrimping and saving. Everyone knows the final outcome of my marriage with my sister in the first half of my life, but Luo Zijun can get another chance and get a new love, which has to be said because she has been defending herself during her time as a housewife. Men love face. When their wives are beautiful, they will feel more proud to take you out. If you are a yellow-faced woman, who will take you out? How dare you go out?

If you can't get into the kitchen, you must learn to cook some delicious home cooking. Many people know that to grasp a man's heart, we must first grasp his stomach, which is also a truth that many people can understand. Because if you wait for him with all kinds of good meals and dishes every day, will he not go home? Man lives by eating, drinking and sleeping. Because eating comes first, we know how important it is. And if you become a mother, you will know more clearly that it will be your pursuit to cook good dishes for your family and let your children taste the most delicious food in the world!

If the baby can be cured, many people will become full-time wives. One of the main reasons is not laziness, but because no one cares about your love, and he or she needs your care. A very important new function of a stay-at-home wife is to learn parenting knowledge, take care of the baby in all directions, and accompany her four times a day: eat, drink, play and sleep with her. When you can really control your little devil, then your full-time wife is qualified.

Know how to manage money, but ignore you if you don't manage money. Sometimes your husband's career is busy, and you need to be the general manager to handle his income, accounts and financial management. As the saying goes, men are the masters outside and women are the masters inside. This is the division of labor! Even if you don't come from a financial background, you really need to go for the expenses of your family and the appreciation of real estate investment, because only in this way can you increase your assets and be a good wife.

Can coax parents-in-law, can have a good relationship with the internal affairs department. The harmony and growth of a family is really absolutely related to a mother. If we can take care of the elderly and children in all directions, the wedding vows say: honor parents, honor children, respect and care for each other, trust and encourage each other, understand and give each other, help each other and love life! That's the point.