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On the first day of the month, I killed the quartet and said a few words.

On the first day of junior high school, I sat in the village and made a great impact. The next words were leaving my hometown at twilight on the second day and piling on the construction site in the early morning of the third day.

Original text:

Last year, I met Sangong at nine o'clock, and I took a bucket to Guangdong overnight. I entered the factory on the first day of New Year's Day. I learned that I didn't start work until the seventh day, and my hand was cramped by the screw. I didn't pay off the bill until the end of the year, but I was returning home for the New Year in a blink of an eye.

sitting in the village on the first day, it was awesome in all directions, and it snowed on the second day, leaving home.

on the 29th of the twelfth lunar month, you were a farmer, and you left your hometown in the snow on the first day.

when the debt is paid off in winter, it's your job again this year.

I returned to my hometown in the scenery of the 3 th loan. On the first day, I sat in the village, and I left my hometown at dusk on the second day. On the third day, I started piling at the construction site early in the morning.

Although the jokes and jokes are played, they reflect some problems existing in rural areas at present. "Sitting in a villa with scenery" refers to playing cards, mahjong and even gambling. "Leaving your hometown" of course means losing all your money in gambling and having no face to face your family, so you can only go to work in the city in advance. This is not just a joke. In some rural areas, the Spring Festival is actually staged every year.

Spring Festival

Spring Festival, that is, China Lunar New Year, is also known as "Spring Festival", "New Year" and "New Year", which is a folk festival that integrates the old and the new, worships the gods and ancestors, prays for evil spirits, reunites with relatives and friends, celebrates entertainment and food.

the spring festival has a long history, which evolved from the ancient sacrificial rites of praying for the new year. Everything is based on the sky, people are based on the ancestors, praying for the sacrifice of the old age, respecting the ancestors of heaven and law, and reporting back to the original. The origin of the Spring Festival contains profound cultural connotations, and it carries rich historical and cultural connotations in its inheritance and development.

during the spring festival, all kinds of activities to celebrate the spring festival are held all over the country, with strong local characteristics.

In the early age of observing images and timing, "bucket handle Hui Yin" was the beginning of the year. Spring returns, the "bucket handle Hui Yin", started all over again, and everything was renewed, thus opening a new cycle. In the traditional farming society, the first year of the year in beginning of spring is of great significance, and a large number of festivals and customs related to it have been derived. In the historical development, although the calendar is different and the date of the first festival is different, its festival framework and many folk customs have been inherited.

In modern times, people set the Spring Festival on the first day of the first lunar month, but generally it doesn't end until at least the 15th day of the first lunar month.