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Reflections on the embarrassing crisis of GG bonds
Today, my good friend Meng Yutian and I went to Universal Studios to see a movie. We waited a long time before it was our turn.
We took snacks and went in. Let's sit down by the ticket, set the snacks and wait until the advertisement is over.
I looked around. I didn't expect to meet my first-grade friend Zhang Yiping. While we were talking, the light suddenly went out, which startled me. It turns out that the movie is about to start.
The characters in GG Bond's embarrassing crisis are: GG Bond, GG Bond's father, Feifei, Aunt Zhu, Xiaohong, the Wolf, Sleeping Beauty, Superman and his father, and pigs dominate the sky.
Fairy tale world is full of laughter. GG Bond forgot to bring his lunch. His father went to deliver his meal. He saw garbage on the ground and helped him pick it up. GG Bond's father is a garbage collector. GG Bond stopped talking to his father. He ran away from home and was discovered by Teacher Mihu, so he stayed at Teacher Mihu's house temporarily. GG Bond's father discovered their planet, like an egg with a huge chicken in it. A few days later, the fairy tale world experienced earthquakes again and again, getting stronger and stronger, and finally reached the end of the world. The huge chicken fell out of its mouth. The super-strong father Pig Bajie invented poison and tried to poison the giant chicken. GG Bond's father bravely stood up to stop him, but fell into a deep ditch with GG Bond. He threw GG Bond to stop Pig Bajie from poisoning the giant chicken.
Finally GG Bond did it, the giant chicken hatched, and the residents rebuilt an environmentally friendly and beautiful home on the giant chicken.
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