Pig jokes

1 One day I saw you jump into a pool full of boiling water. I shouted, "That water ..." But you smiled and said, "It's okay, the dead mouse doesn't feel cold!"

A boar is chasing a sow. One day, he said to the sow, "Guess how many sweets I have in my hand? You guessed it. I'll give you all three sweets. " The little sow thought for a moment and said, "Five!" The boar gave all three pieces of candy in his hand to the sow and said, "Sorry, I still owe you two pieces of candy. I will give it to you tomorrow! " "