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The most unsuccessful flirting in history, Pan Jinlian seduced Wu Song!
When Wu Da came home side by side, he saw Pan Jinlian with tears in his eyes and asked, "Who are you against?" Jinlian said, "It's all because you failed to live up to expectations and handed over outsiders to bully me." Wu Avenue: "Who dares to bully you?" Jinlian said, "I know who it is! Naiwuer, when I saw him coming back from the heavy snow, I kindly arranged some drinks and meals to eat with him. When he saw no one around, he teased me with words. It's Yinger who is looking at me. I am not bad to him. " Wu Shuo, "my brother is not like this. He is always honest. Don't shout loudly and beg your neighbors to listen to jokes. " Lotus said angrily, "chaos! He came to tease me, not to joke! " Said Wu scolded.
This is Pan Jinlian hitting on Wu Song, but she said that "Wu Song molested her" and denounced Wu Da. Why? In fact, Pan Jinlian's anger from embarrassment has given us the answer, that is, the word "anger from embarrassment".
First of all, what is Pan Jinlian's trouble?
She was annoyed by Wu Da's "ugliness and cowardice", Wu Song's refusal, and even more annoyed that a flower that should have been planted on fertile soil was planted on cow dung.
Pan Jinlian is beautiful, but she married Wu Da. When she saw Wu Da's honest and obscene character, she was very disgusted. She often complains to herself: Why did she marry such a commodity when men were born all over the world? It is difficult to marry a slave who is unlucky in the world!
Pan Jinlian's eyes lit up when he first met Wu Song. He was sad and happy, sad for his misfortune and happy for the appearance of Wu Song. She thought to herself, a mother's brother has grown up and become strong. If a slave marries this, that's fine. Look at my unhappy uncle Ding. Three points like people, seven points like ghosts, is the plague of the slave world. Who thought this marriage was here?
Wu Song gave Pan Jinlian "hope", but it was completely doused by a pot of cold water. Can Pan Jinlian ignore it?
Secondly, what is Pan Jinlian ashamed of?
Everyone will feel ashamed, and Pan Jinlian is no exception. As the saying goes, "stealing chickens and not eating rice", Pan Jinlian tried to hook up with Wu Song, but was flatly rejected and taken away. However, her lewd and "incest" mentality, regardless of interpersonal relationships, was exposed to Wu Song. Can this make her feel ashamed and embarrassed?
Want to skin Yao Mian, Pan Jinlian seduce Wu Song, although unsuccessful, but if something happens, let her face rest? Let alone face Wu Song. This is why Pan Jinlian didn't drive Wu Song out later.
Finally, Pan Jinlian's trouble is to cover up his shame.
"Hot face sticks to cold ass", the first thing you feel is "shame" and then "trouble". Anger attacks can reduce shame in your heart. Pan Jinlian cursed Wu Dalang, which not only diverted her sense of shame, but also diverted the attention of Wu Da and even her neighbors.
At the same time, Pan Jinlian was furious and cursed Wu Dalang, which could also speed up Wu Song's move out and avoid bowing his head with Wu Song.
Pan Jinlian failed to seduce Wu Song and became angry from embarrassment. She became angry from embarrassment and hid her embarrassment.
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