Xiao Ming, one plus one equals several jokes.

On Xiao Ming's first day at school, the teacher asked him what one plus one equals. Xiao Ming didn't know, so the teacher asked him to go back and ask his mother. Xiao Ming went home and asked his mother, who was playing mahjong and said 25 thousand. He went to ask his father, who was reading a newspaper and said he was the president of the United States. He went to ask his brother in love and said that a dear wanted to see me. what can I do for you? Xiao Ming went to ask his sister again. She was eating ice cream and said it was cool.

The next day, the teacher asked him again, and he said 25 thousand. The teacher asked him who paid for it, and she said it was the president of the United States. The teacher told him to go to the office after class. After class, Xiaoming walked into the office and asked the teacher, Dear, what can I do for you? The teacher gave it a slap in the face, and he said it was cool.