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A complete collection of classic quotations about Xiao San
1) Disgusting bitch, if you have the ability to sell, you should have the courage to admit it, and don't look so wronged.
2) How can you get married without going through scum? No one can be a mother casually
3) He always says that you are not very good-looking, but you are rich. Today, as it happens, it seems that he still didn't lie to me, and I love him more and more.
4) I really want to invite you to experience KTV! Do you know what KTV is? That is, K gives you a lesson, T gives you a kick, and finally I make a V gesture!
5) You are just a remainder in the division formula, and even the perfect accessory can't compare with the original, not to mention your accessory is only a defective product.
6) For love, you choose to be a mistress, and for money, you become a chicken.
7) The direction against the wind is more suitable for flying. I am not afraid of being blocked by thousands of people, but I am afraid of surrendering myself.
8) Only those who are mentally incomplete are willful towards others.
9) shameless bitch, or maybe a free lady, a whore that everyone reviles.
1) if you dare to rob my man, if I am forced to die, then I will die together. if I can't get it, don't even think about it. There is a classic quotation about mistress
1) The beautiful emotional world of two people is suddenly broken by a third party. That's good.
2) You haven't left the earth after being praised by people with the word idiot for so many years, just because you enjoy it!
3) Are you a man? You'd better go to the cesspool to wash your mouth!
4) I never thought that a man infected with sexually transmitted diseases would be so popular. You should have come to me earlier. My sister gave it to you, and my sister was relieved.
5) By the way, a word of warning, change your clothes into a Chinese-style chest covering, and open your pants with a crotch, which is more beautiful.
6) You are the only one. I am a normal person, and you are just a shameless idiot.
7) mistress, do you deserve true love? Today, you will be this man's mistress, and tomorrow you will go to bed with someone else.
8) I feel like two pigs, because one pig can't describe your stupidity
9) When I became a swan, you were still an egg!
1) You are a cucumber, so you are not photographed. Your object is a screw, which is not screwed.
11) I didn't mean to be different, so how can I have outstanding taste!
12) Junior three has become a career, and the marriage certificate is even less valuable than the certificate.
13) I also complain that I don't have any friends. How can a woman be friends with you? It means that my boyfriend is hard to dump, so I'm looking for your back.
14) Look at your bear-like attitude. Whoever gets close to you is unlucky. What do you think you are still doing? Just jump into the Yellow River and forget it.
15) Do you think you are qualified for this mistress? Rob my husband, you still have reason, shameless; Come on, sister, you are so, at least twenty years old!
16) You must study hard for your Audi, your wife's Dior and your son's Oreo.
17) There are so many beauties in the country, and the mistress is so coquettish.
18) People call you a slut, but you really think of yourself as a fox. The most important thing to be a fox is beauty! I really want to ask you from the bottom of my heart: do you have that capital? Seriously, it's not your fault to be sorry, it's just a little temper of God. Although your face has become a scene of a car accident, you shouldn't cover your face with your ass!
19) Little Three's fate is nothing but betrayal and extramarital affairs.
2) I didn't expect a person to be so innocent and stupid and naive! A complete collection of classic quotations about mistress
1) Teacher, when you put on this cassock, you are an old man.
2) It's good to know what you are.
3) People like you can only live for two episodes in a series!
4) A hateful guy like Xiao San can only play a piece of shit in a TV series.
5) You have the nerve to laugh. It's filthy to the extreme. You are the representative of meanness and filth, the embodiment of lewdness and filth!
6) You have to sell yourself if you can't sell well. You have really disgraced your ancestors for 18 generations.
7) You don't want to send Baidu, which left your QQ to swear! A pair of dogs, men and women, adulterers and adulterers
8) My deep affection for you can't be put into words, except one sentence? Fuck off, okay?
9) Why do I suddenly feel that there is something wrong with the air here? It turns out that it's the fragrance of green tea that emanates from you (calling green tea bitch). No wonder it smells so bad. Hurry up and stay away from me.
1) I don't know the credit card? Yes, but I know his company, and I return the credit card bill every month. Yesterday was my birthday? Jokes. My birthday has passed long ago. Speaking of which, you should remember that day, that is, the day when you went to have an abortion alone and repeatedly called but no one answered. He was having dinner with my parents-in-law.
11) I'm a woman, too. I've never seen you be so mean in my life.
12) It's just different to be seduced by so many men. It's too fucking wasted for you not to be a chicken.
13) Today, I met a rich and ugly man, and the counter selling silver ornaments downstairs in the supermarket said, What's the most expensive thing here? I want the most expensive one! !
14) When you have money, you will lose your family and worship God when you have no money.
15) Someone told you that my toilet uses mineral water. How do you respond? What I urinate is a royal salute. (p> 16) It's not yours. It's never yours. You have no capital to rob me.
17) I laughed. The mistress can righting herself, and the devil can grow angel wings.
18) I'm flat-chested, I'm proud, and I'm distributing cloth for the country.
19) Fake goods are fakes, and mistress Sanzheng is also a bitch.
2) Was your old man possessed by Yu Ma or did he come from the Stone Age?
21) There is no shame in being a mistress. After all, you have to be qualified to be a mistress.
22) The walking dead is better than you.
23) First declare that being my husband is not allowed to find a mistress, seduce people, and many people are not allowed.
24) I'm afraid of my father, my mother, beggars, wolves, dogs and mistresses.
25) It looks like a piece of white tofu. When you open it, it's full of maggots. You AIDS girl, it's good to rot your lower body. Let's help you bury it in the Martyrs Cemetery when you die. There are enough men there, right? Whatever you want. Go straight up?
26) by the way, a word of warning: change your clothes into Chinese-style chest covering and open your pants, which will be more beautiful.
27) I tell you as a mistress that I don't love you anymore.
28) I am vain? Maybe so. Vanity loves face at least, knowing that a man who cares about himself needs fame, commitment and responsibility. Marriage is a woman's fortress, and a third son like you only deserves to take love as a fig leaf, and make a bitch without regrets.
29) mistress, do you deserve true love? Today, you will be this man's mistress, and tomorrow you will go to bed with someone else.
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