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How to provoke the groom when you get married?

The bridal chamber is not only happy for the family, but also for the relatives and friends who make trouble in the bridal chamber. They are also willing to take the opportunity to make a scene and use all kinds of new tricks to make the bride and groom "sleepy and worried" in distress and distress. The latest trick is to make a scene in the bridal chamber, and the bride and groom took photos. The first trick: On Kibo's wedding day, the bride is dressed thinly, and the guests can try to make the couple fight each other and lose one punch to take off their clothes or jewelry. The second trick: high-heeled glasses encourage the bride to let the groom try to let him use high heels and drink three cups in a row to show his love for her. The third measure: The Round Table Warrior lets the bride and groom sit on a table with stools and drink concentric wine. Recommended reading: Play "Wedding Candlelight Night" Wedding Candlelight Night Couples Go to the Ice Bed. The fourth measure: the apple of love wants the bride to peel the apple for the groom to eat, but the apple skin is not allowed to be peeled. If it is broken, the bride will be punished for kissing the groom for ten minutes. The fifth trick: I want you to look good and let the groom guess what color the underwear of the bride's wedding night is. Right, the bride presents a treasure, as long as she shows a little, it means she is right. Guess wrong. I want the groom to run around the bridal chamber three times in his underwear. The sixth trick: the passionate ice cube asks the groom to pick up the bride first. Then, two or three friends will pour the prepared ice cubes into the groom's arms, and then everyone will hug the new couple together, so that the new groom can get enough cold and jump up and down to avoid being too enthusiastic when consummating the house. The seventh trick: ambush on all sides, try to sneak into the bridal chamber in advance, hide in an imperceptible corner or wardrobe, then turn the alarm whistle recorded in advance to the maximum, and let it out at the right time to surprise the couple, while the hidden piles hiding everywhere make trouble in the bridal chamber for a while, and then wish the couple an "early birth". The eighth trick: Love Balloons Put some balloons under the sheets so that the bride and groom can lie down together to show their loyalty and go to disaster together. The ninth trick: the chocolate cheongsam is put into the bride's cheongsam by the female VIP. "Of course the bride is sitting", and then ask the groom to take all the pieces away, and no one is allowed. Otherwise, the groom needs to retrieve them one by one with his mouth. Recommended reading: The Legend of the Yellow Emperor in The Mystery Journey: Candles in Wedding Rooms and Bridal Rooms. The tenth trick: Su Xiang Ke Qiao, a female friend, squeezes a heart-shaped sweet liquid on the bride's chest with chocolate juice, and then lets the groom lick it in public to show mutual affinity. Eleventh measure: lock the bridal chamber. Lock the cave door in advance, hide the key somewhere or on a good friend, and then let the groom find it. Every time he can't find it, the bride wants her guests to kiss him once until he finds it. Twelfth trick: the wrong love crystal deliberately put the borrowed baby on the bed, causing a short misunderstanding. Thirteenth trick: Old love lets the couple repeat the most authentic original scene when they propose marriage in public. Fourteenth trick: warn the runaway wife to hide the bride somewhere, and then the groom will look for it again until he finds it before being sent to the bridal chamber. Fifteenth measure: the old love is not over, and the new love should tell the number, appearance and history of the past male and female friends respectively, otherwise they are not allowed to share the same bed. How difficult is it to help my husband put out the fire by six-minute nursing? The most attractive women in life photos are six rooms and nine pure jade girls. The star honey trap of China 18 city is dedicated to this unlucky person. Looking for memories of people born in the 1970s. The secret of saving private houses with tired makeup. African brides' unique way of getting married is not beautiful. Why do they want to marry a good man? Sixteenth trick: birthdates Let the groom guess the correct date of birth of the bride in the lunar calendar, and let the bride ride if the answer is wrong. The seventeenth trick: speechless, buy "Seeing Jokes" published by Horn Press, and test new people with innovative riddles. If you can't answer, each male guest will kiss the bride for one minute. The eighteenth trick: compare the game of "gestures" to test the tacit understanding between the two sides. The more embarrassing the question, the better. Like are you still virgins? Her measurements? Do you love me? I wear red today and go to bed at 20 o'clock? Today is beautiful (no condoms) and so on. The nineteenth trick: the mole of love. It is said that the bride has a mole three centimeters above her navel. I wonder if it's true. Can you ask the groom to unveil the mystery for the bride? Recommended reading: crying into the bridal chamber at the wedding is equal to entering the silk hole? The twentieth trick: yesterday, the new couple was asked to repeat the dating scene in front of everyone, including affectionate, cuddling, holding hands and other actions until the guests were satisfied. Twenty-first trick: the seven-step poem is titled from head to toe and various organs of the body. The two take turns to write poems or words, such as chest: have a well-thought-out plan; The examiner is a guest. If the guest is not satisfied with the answer, you can ask the other person to kiss the part! The 22nd trick: Peppers flying in advance are mixed with fireworks. When the bride and groom enter the bridal chamber, the gunfire is released violently, and the consequences will be cleaned up. Measure 23: The new measure requires the groom to put his arm around the bride's body and cut it three times. Only if it is not bad can he pass the test. Any one of them is wrong, and the groom will be punished for walking around the bridal chamber three times with the bride in his arms. ◎◎◎◎◎◎◎◎◎◎◎◎◎◎◎◎◎◎◎◎◎◎◎◎◎◎◎◎◎967 Of course, the groom can help the bride eat. If the groom doesn't eat, other men can take his place! Twenty-sixth trick: Three-inch golden lotus lets the groom guess how many centimeters the bride's feet are. If he guessed wrong, he asked the groom to put on new high heels and walk three times in the bridal chamber. Twenty-seventh trick: there is love in spring. In order to show that the groom is powerful, he can manage the family in the future. Therefore, the groom is required to carry the bride into the bridal chamber and walk five times on the spring bed. Brides are not allowed to fall. If the groom is weak, another man can take his place. The 28th trick: Pick up the love songs and prepare some sentimental love songs. Guests will take the lead in singing, and then the groom or bride will relay. If you sing wrong or can't sing, the bride will punish the male guests for kissing, and the groom will be fined three glasses of wine, ya!