Satire classic jokes

Ironic classic joke: I go to the Internet cafe to surf the Internet. The cashier is a beautiful girl. I kissed her without hesitation. I didn't expect her to be my girlfriend. In the envious eyes of everyone, I took my sister back to my residence. After taking a shower, my cell phone rang, and then I woke up. It really pisses me off. Be sure to turn off your phone when you sleep! More wonderful jokes are in the joke column, welcome to enjoy!

Ironic classic joke (1) 1, these days, people are worried about housing, developers are worried about selling houses, entrepreneurs are worried about accounting firms, producers are worried about box office, officials are worried about mistresses, corrupt classrooms, men are worried about private houses, women are worried about breasts, and the elderly are worried about renting houses, being hospitalized, having children, getting married and demolition. Hey! Sex is really depressing!

2, men like golf, because the scenery of each hole is different, even if the same hole, there are different practices; Women like golf because every stroke feels different, even if the strength and angle of the same stroke are different, it feels different!

3.some? Smart people? Portrait:

When no one fought for his interests, he put up with it.

He watched someone fight for his interests.

When someone offered him benefits, he said, I deserve it?

When someone failed to fight for his interests, he said: I said it was useless, but he still didn't believe me?

When someone fought for his interests and was persecuted, he said, Look at him, this day will come sooner or later?

Now? Smart people? More and more!

4, shocking hospitalization course record:

The patient is conscious, in good mental state, able to eat and drink, and the knife edge is growing gratifying.

Today, the weather is warm. I went on a tour with the director. The director asked the patient how he was, and the patient said he was fine. The director smiled and so did the patient.

The director braved the heavy snow and walked into the ward, holding the patient's hand tightly and asking, Lao Wang, are you better today?

The director made rounds and said nothing today!

Ironic classic joke (2) 1, just got a call from the real estate agent and recommended a house, saying that if I don't buy it now, I'm afraid I can't buy it at this price. . . I told him I had bought it!

Then he asked if he wanted to sell it, because the price is high now, and if he didn't sell it, he was afraid he wouldn't sell it. . .

2, real estate trading center, a group of people sold the house, ready to enter the stock market bargain-hunting; Another group of people just cashed out from the stock market to clean up; Two groups of people passed by and secretly said: SB.

3、? What kind of treadmill should I buy? Is this the cheapest?

? Buy a flat one, then put sundries on the runway and clothes on the handrail. ?

4. Company U launched a high-priced service to restore memory. As soon as we got divorced, we signed up and sold all our memories about each other. I hope we will become strangers from now on.

Soon, I met a girl and fell in love with her. When I went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get a marriage certificate, the staff gave me a white look. You two are so funny. You just got divorced the other day! ?

When you were at school, they asked how your grades were. Nobody asked you, what do you like to study?

When you graduate, they will ask you how much your monthly salary is; I won't ask you, do you like your job?

When you got married, they asked you, is their family rich? No one will ask you, do you love him?

When you are old, they ask if you are healthy; No one will ask you if you have any regrets in life.

Satire classic joke (3) 1, life and death have a life, wealth is in dad.

2. In the end, there will be a way: turn around!

If you feel tired like a dog all day, you are wrong: dogs are not as tired as you.

4, women always have to face: choose a poor man who is good to you but has no money, or choose a rich bastard who is not good to you!

Most of the most important things in life are not decided after careful consideration, but through? Damn it, I don't care, okay? It's decided.

6. My life has a sadistic relationship with me. He often beats me and ravages me. I am too weak to leave him. . .

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