Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Download the complete works of txt of "power in one's hand and in one's hand"
Download the complete works of txt of "power in one's hand and in one's hand"
Content preview:
Food and clothing is the lucky one from modern reincarnation to ancient times, but it is also the most unfortunate of all reincarnation. It is reborn to a mountain farmer's home that can't even solve food and clothing. Because even the problem of food and clothing can't be solved, Wen Qin quickly gave him this name, hoping to really have food and clothing from now on.
There are twenty families in the whole mountainous area, and it takes three days to walk from the nearest county. In other words, it's called Xanadu.
It is not difficult for a person who is reborn back to ancient times to be rich and famous. Simply put, it is to gain fame by plagiarizing some famous poems and songs in history, so as to gain the appreciation of the court and obtain official positions. However, the only poems that can be recited without worry about food and clothing are Ode to Goose and Poem on a Quiet Night. The most exaggerated thing is that I have no idea what these two poems are called. There are other images that can be called one or two sentences, such as "the incense burner in Rizhao gives birth to purple smoke" and "the golden wind meets the jade dew", which we didn't know until we read the yellow jokes and "Looking for Qin". Don't talk about other advanced technologies, just know what their names are!
At that time, the first feeling of food and clothing was that I couldn't wait to get my head killed and go back to recite Tang poetry and Song poetry. Unfortunately, he is so afraid of death that he has no courage. ...
It should be the whole book.
- Related articles
- What's the only joke the clown told that made Batman laugh?
- A military commander described by Dan Tianfang ~ ~
- Ask for all kinds of ideas to make trouble in the bridal chamber
- Are there any funny jokes? Say a few.
- What are you doing? How to reply humor?
- Collected happy, funny and nonsense literary sentences that I didn't seem to have said.
- What are the classic quotations when watching the meteor shower? The more complete, the better.
- What is Ryan's admission line?
- Is the video of Du Jie in Shanghai Airlines true or not?
- What expression packs do you have that make you happy for a second?